For those of you who wish to try and fool me into believing that you are in fact the one I am searching for when you know that you certainly are not, I have prepared a little message.
It is futile, And you are only wasting your time. Seeing as how you do not have much time here, I suggest that you do not even attempt it. It is inevitable that I shall see through your jokes and foolishness. I am far more intelligent than you give me credit for. I will not be fooled.
Thank you for your time,