[Stratakus]'s diary

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Written about Sunday 2009-05-03
Written: (3761 days ago)

Has a girl sat on your bed before?
Oh there has been more than sitting going on I tell you what.

Did you get a full 8 hours of sleep last night?
Nah I woke up a few times. That gets explained later.

Do you like someone?
I like lots of people. Stupid question.

Why did you last cry?
End of last summer and I had dropped my last summer friend off at the airport, symbolizing that a winter of lonely boring nothingness was upon me. The downside of working and living in a summer time resort area.

What do you usually do right when you wake up?
Flip out of bed and pee then crawl back in to bed for a few minutes of snuggling.

Next time you will kiss someone?
Whenever she gets home from work.

What were you doing last night at 11?
Rounding the corner by the bank on my way to the bar. I remember because I looked at my watch at 11:03 upon walking through the doors.

Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
My Sachi.

Do you prefer to take showers at night or in the morning?
Right before bed.

Do you listen to love songs when your down?
I don't listen to love songs ever. Unless they're Irish Pub songs about some drunk guy being in love with a local lass.

Do you miss anyone?
The people I miss are coming back for another summer this month so I won't miss them for long.

Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
Yep.

Are you listening to music right now?
Nah. I'm not a big fan of listening to music for the hell of listening to music. I prefer to be aware of my surroundings.

What are you looking forward to in the next three months?
Summer Beach Parties at the Resort!

Do you think you can last in a relationship for 3 months?
Every good relatrionship I've been has lasted at least a year and a half.

Do you give out second chances too easily?
Depends on what they did to me and what kind of prank I pulled to get back at them.

Do you like hugs or do you freak when people hug you?
Love hugs from friends, hate hugs from anyone who I don't know, don't like or don't want to get to know.

What did you do yesterday?
Got up and went to work for 1.5 hours of massages, had a 2 hour empty spot so went home and made some pizza, went back to work for 2 more hours of massage, did laundry for the spa, came back and did another hour massage, went home and met with a friend who was selling her concert ticket to me for that night since she didn't feel like going, made nachos with lean burger, peppers, salsa, cheese and sour cream for supper and watched some downloaded episodes of Buffy (The 3rd season episodes with the SlayerFest 98 and the episode where all the adults eat chocolate that makes them act like teenagers), had some very enjoyable sexing on my couch, got redressed and put the girlie to bed because she had to work early and went to check out the concert which was Country music. After spending no longer than the time to glance in the door and deciding at least I only spent 10$ instead of the 30 they wanted at the door, I walked to the Resort to see if any of my staff buddies were coming down to the pub after work. After hanging out with my bud Steve who was taking a smoke break I went to the pub, had me some Strongbow, listened to a great local band and floated around getting pretty far into the drink... Oh, the rest continues after midnight so the story continues below.

What did you do today?
So it's midnight, I'm in my 3rd pint of Cider spiked with Irish Whiskey (Which I had to sneak in because the pub only carries Tennessee Whiskey) from my flask. I watched some drunk people who could barely stand play a very decent game of pool, met up with some co-workers who I haven't seen since they moved away last fall, walked home at 1am and crawled into bed with Sachi, fell asleep and in said sleep had a conversation with her about school courses. Woke up around 6:30, parched and still drunk to the point where standing made me feel like I had to throw up so I sat on the toilet and drank water through cupped hands from the tubs faucet. Woke up again on and off once the sun was fully up and then cuddled with Sachis stuffed dog while she got up to go to work. After getting up myself and putting on my pants from the night before, I checked my WoW auctions and finished that Children's Week thingy, saw her off to work and then came online to check my social websites.

What's your current problem?
I am the only Massage Therapist working in the hotel until June 21, and our busy season starts at the last week of May, and I can only do 6 massages a day before my feet start to feel like they are going to fail me, and my boss doesn't seem to hear me any of the times I tell her this and insists "Well, it's good for business and I'm sure the people appreciate when we can make time for them."

Are you happy with your life?
I am very content with what I have.

What is your natural hair color?
Brown.

How's your heart lately?
I'm at the gym 5 nights a week, cardio every other visit, I'm actually probably not eating enough calories for my activity level, and my family has no history of heart problems except my grandfather who spread bacon fat on toast all his life so that won't be a problem for me.

Have you ever punched a hole in the wall?
Ahaha. I'll give you a list of holes I have put in walls.
1: I asked my brother not to go online, then a second later I heard the dial up connection, so I kicked him in the wheelie computer chair across the room and his head and shoulder put a hole in the wall.
2: While wrestling with my brother I had him in a choke hold from behind and he bent forward to try to get loose and put my butt through the wall.
3: While twirling my friend Jason around on my shoulders I tripped over a trash can and put his ass through the wall 6 feet off the ground.
4: My brother was talking about shooting coyotes for sport so I picked up a spherical candle and threw it at him, missing him but putting a hole in the wall.

My brother and I actually get along quite well... we're just both really strong and need a lot of room when we get into a tussle.

Where were you at 2:00 this morning?
Probably crawling into bed.

Do you wear glasses?
I like my contacts better because I can wear shades too.

Do you think you'll be married in 5 years?
I really do.

Do you laugh at your own jokes?
I dunno. I don't tell jokes very well, so I don't tell them very often.

Where do you want to live when you grow up?
New Brunswick is actually a pretty nice place to be when you're older and want a place to always come back to.

Has anyone told you they missed you lately?
Sachi said she missed me already before she even left for work.

Are you open with your feelings to people?
Yes.

Do you care what people think about you?
I do. Not to the point where I let it change me into someone new, but I would prefer people not think I'm an idiot, a drunk, a dangerous pervert (As opposed to the harmless one I am). It's what my clients think of me that keeps them coming back. I also don't want people thinking bad of me to the point where they would try to harm me or those I care about. So really, everyone does care what others think of them.

Do you have a good relationship with your sister/​brother?​

My brother and I are opposites when it comes to interests. He's into hunting, fishing, four wheeling, trucks. I'm into fantasy, reading, traveling. The only thing we agree on really is hot chicks. When we're together we can hang out and just take about what we've been up to, nothing really to fight about since we don't live under the same roof or even in the same province anymore and usually when he's visiting my niece is here too. I was the first person he even told that he had got his girlfriend pregnant so I guess that's a sign of brotherly trust and love.

Where would you rather be right now?
I'd like to be in the UK eventually but right now I'm happy where I am.

Will you ever hug the last person you hugged again?
In a few hours I will be.

Can you read other people's expressions?
Usually.

Do you ever think "what if" about anything?
Who doesn't? Isn't that how the world progresses?

Are you happy with the way things are going?
Yes.

Are you good at hiding your feelings?
When I'm angry my jaw clenches and my bottom jaw justs out a bit more and I do this head tilt thing, but if I'm trying to hide something I can be pretty convincing.

Is it harder to be rejected or to reject someone else?
I care about other peoples feelings so rejecting is harder. I believe that the worst a person can say when asked for something is a harmless No. Then again there are some cunty douchebags that have to take it further and pick out all the reasons for the no, but by that point you're more than welcome to have walked away.

Do you clean when you’re upset?
I tent to just lay in bed.

Would you ever dye your hair blonde?
Nah. I wouldn't look good blond.

Have you bought any clothing items in the past week?
No.

How tall are you?
6'4"

When you say you don't care, do you mean it?
Usually. If I do, the truth eventually comes out.

When you are home alone, do you still close the door when you shower?
Yes. It keeps all the steam and heat in so getting out of the shower isn't a cold transition.

What don’t you leave the house without?
Wallet, Keys, Cell.

Could you ever forgive a cheater?
In a relationship? No. I'd much rather be broken up with rather than 2 timed.

Do your parents really know YOU?
We get along fine without me having to pretend I'm something else, and I know they'[ll accept most anything I have to say even though they might not always understand so I think they know me pretty well.

Are you tired?
Tired, No. Hung Over?... Yeaaaah..

When you're mad do you prefer to keep to it yourself?
I'll have a few minutes to rant then once it's out of my system everything is fine.

What are you doing tonight?
Getting ready to pick up my ex from last year from the airport on Monday Morning. That will be interesting.

Where's the weirdest place you've changed clothes?
Yesterday I stripped down in the servants tunnels in the resort right in front of the Elevator that was on its way down and could have been holding anybody. Luckily I did it without being spotted.

What color are your eyes?
Blue, described as being Steel Blue.

Do you remember the name of your first school you ever went to?
Millville Elementary School, for day care.


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1. The phone rings. What is your ring tone?
If it's an unlisted number, Great Big Sea - Consequence Free
If it's someone I know,   Great Big Sea - I'm a Rover.

2. Did you go anywhere yesterday?
The Fairmont Algonquin, Sir James Dunn Arena, The Red Herring Pub.

3. Who was the last person you shared beds with?
Sachairi.

4. Favorite drink?
For non-alcoholic: Smoothie with Plain Yogurt, Frozen Strawberies, Orange Juice, Pomegranate Juice, Banana and Kiwi.
for Alcoholic: Strongbow (Dry Apple Cider).

5. Does the person you like know that you like them?
I tell her every night.

6. Last time you talked to your mum?
Umm... She called me... last month? We're not the type of family that needs a daily update.

7. Where are you right now?
In my room at my computer desk.

8.If you HAD to kiss the last person you kissed, would you?
With Tongue.

9. Favourite gadget in the kitchen?
Blender.

10. Favourite pie?
Strawberry Rhubarb.

11. How is your hair?
Bed Head.

12. Where's the last place you walked to?
Home from the Pub.

13. Last time you had a sleepover?
Well, I guess before Sachairi moved in with me, she would sleep over just about every other night.. so sometime around October 15?

14. Latest you stayed up in the past week?
3am.

15. What are you doing?
Getting hungry.

16. Have you been in a car accident?
Yep. Car flipped over 5 times and smashed into a tree upside down when I was 7. My brother lost 5 front teeth to a loose seat belt, I got a few nicks on my hand from crawling over the broken glass. Nobody was seriously injured.

17. What is the last thing you said aloud?
Pagan, how does such a horrible smell come out of such a little kitty?!

18. Who's the 1st person on your missed calls list?
My boss.

19. What did the last text message you received say?
"Thank you for being wonderful and more than I deserve<3" sent because I promised her I wasn't mad that she wanted to quit her job at the deli which was making her sick.

20. Last time you went to church?
Christmas 2007.

21. Story behind your MySpace song?
?

22. What's bothering you right now?
Need. Food.

DESCRIBE YOUR:

23. Wallet?
Light brown leather, 2 years old, 3 card pockets on either side of the inner fold, an ID flap, lined with a slightly darker brown material.

25. Life?
Quite pleasant actually.

WHAT ARE YOU:

26. Doing this weekend to come?
Dunno yet. Hopefully prepping for my next tattoo.

27. Wearing?
Green boxers with a skull on one leg and th word Dangerous and pale darker green skulls meshed in the background of the material. Blue jeans and a beat up old black leather belt. OH, and my contact lenses.

28. Wanting?
FOOD!

29. Listening to?
My computer hum and the cats chasing each other up and down the stairs.

30. What do you smell?
Low Tide.

31. Do you sleep naked?
Always.

32. Do you like seafood?
Yes. Kinda hard to live in an ocean side resort town without a taste for seafood

33. Do you remember your dreams?
25% of the time I remember 35% of my dream.


34. Do you consider yourself a study freak?
I never studied. In college I always saved my studying for a Night Before Cram Session.

35. Do you speak another language other than English?
No. I have some understanding of Candian French but don't dare to speak it.

36. What did you do last night?
Got drunk for the first time in a a few weeks. I keep my drinking to twice a month except for special things like birthdays or friends/family visiting after a long time apart.

37. What do you hate?
When I get snagged on things, like when headphones get ripped off my head, or when I'm moving something and everything falls over because of a slight snag or bump. Also the ass hole kids who don't clean up after themselves at the gym and leave weights on everything or mats laying all over the floor.

38. Orange or apple juice?
Orange.

39. Who were the last people you went out to lunch with?
I took Sachi to lunch last week. Last time it wasn't a lunch date it was my parents taking us out since it was their first time meeting her since we got together officially (The first time they met her she was with me in the mall and it was a brief "Hi, gotta go, Bye" situation..

40. Last thing you ate?
A pack of Thinsations chocolate covered pretzels.

1067824  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2009-02-24
Written: (3829 days ago)
Next in thread: 1067849, 1070643

http://www.elfwood.com/art/d/a/danielle/morgan.jpg.html

The image above will be my next tattoo. If you are to read through the comments you will notice that I had long LONG ago asked permission and it was given with enthusiasm, but the artist has dropped off the face of the earth without putting up a colored version... So I ask you, artists of Elftown, to please color this sketch with is the perfect representation of a tattoo I have wanted since I was 13. Keeping the details defined enough to be able to make into a tattoo of course, but I am looking for a nice purple (I mean real purple, not some magenta or lilac) color with a shine on her wings. The dragon will be on my left pec with the tail curling to avoid my nipple. It is going to hurt worse than any waxing job I've had done but it'll be awesome. Also, to give the image of the dragon clinging to me, I would also like the addition of a right arm looking like it is digging into something. I will be getting claw scars branded onto that area for realism.

I ask any digital artists out there to please help finish this piece. I am planning to get this tattoo done in May or June (So there is plenty of time). For those ladies (You know who you are you dirty old bags) who will likely be reading this, a tat in that particular place means I will have to show it off with a shirtless pic.

The more colored versions of this to chose from the better. Please help.

1065346  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2009-02-02
Written: (3851 days ago)

On a side note to the entry below, the lesbian porn script I had in mine would have been even worse. It's like the script below exceopt they've both sucked back helium and they have to dictate everything they're doing "I'm going to rub you through your panties" and the other girl always apparently is in the midst of an orgasm the whole time. I swear I heard this girl moan in pleasure when she was commented on the ruffles of her panties by the other girl

1065340  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2009-02-02
Written: (3851 days ago)
Next in thread: 1065372

As much as I have enjoyed porn videos in the past I fear I must give them up until the industry improves and actually hires people with good bodies and something more interesting to say during the porn then the example script I am about to write out.

Scene 1: The Never Ending Blowjob
Guy: [Hissing intake of breath through clenched teeth] Yeaaaah
Guy: [Hissing intake of breath through clenched teeth] Mmmmm
Guy: [Hissing intake of breath through clenched teeth] Fuuuuck yeahhhh
Girl: [Loud exhale as if the mans tiny penis was actually obstructing her air flow] Mm Yeah?

**Repeat above lines for next 15 minutes**

Scene 2: Eating Out
Girl: Mmmmmmmmm! Yeaaaaaaah [[Hissing intake of breath through clenched teeth]

**Repeat for the entire 30 seconds**

scene 3: Girl Rides Guy

Girl: Mmm Yeah Fuck Me
Guy: Yeaaaah
Girl: Mmmm!
Guy Mmmm!

Random Spank

**Repeat above for next 5 minutes**

Scene 4: Guy on top

No noise here since the guy is an ass wipe who just bounces in the same spot ontop for the next 5 minutes and the girl is either burried under him and can't say anything or she's gotten tired of pretending.

Scene 5: Doggy Style

By now the porn has pretty much lost it's fascination. It's just going to be bad camera angles for the last 5 minutes and a whole bunch of sharp hissing inhales of breath through clenched teeth and the occasional Mmm until the last minutes when the girl starts squeeling like a pig to give the illusion that she's going to have an orgasm.

Scene 6: The facial

Recorded 5 days later in which the guy has gone blue balled so he can produce enough sperm to be more than a light watery liquid that kind of dribbles out of his narrow urethra.

That is All.

1052996  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2008-10-31
Written: (3945 days ago)

Q: Type in "<your name> needs" in the Google search:
A: Joseph Needs a Loving Family
Aawwww

Q: Type in "<your name> looks like" in Google search:
A: Joseph looks like a cross between Paul Bunyon and a guy who just missed joining the Village People
... Okay I get the tall remark but ... Village People? Seriously?

Q: Type in "<your name> says" in Google search:
A: Joseph says when people first see his rather large truffles, ...
What about my truffles?

Q: Type in "<your name> wants" in Google search:
A: Joseph wants a raise
I DO!!

Q: Type in "<your name> does" in Google search:
A: Joseph does more than simply return to consciousness
Well I would hope so...

Q: Type in "<your name> hates" in Google search:
A: Joseph hates Myspace photos on MySpace
Do I ever.

Q: Type in "<your name> asks" in Google search:
A: Joseph asks Himmler why did they chose the Jews to destroy
... This is what I get for having a biblical name.

Q: Type in "<your name> goes" in Google search:
A: Joseph Goes to Egypt
Sounds like some goofy comedy.

Q: Type in "<your name> likes" in Google search:
A: Joseph likes getting his photo taken, and this hoodie is awesome.
I do. And it is!

Q: Type in "<your name> eats" in Google search:
A: Joseph eats the fruit, which is "delicious beyond description."
Ooo I want.

Q: Type in "<your name> wears" in Google search:
A: Joseph wears a golden crown with twelve precious stones
I like where this is going.

Q: Type in "<your name> was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: Joseph was arrested for unruly conduct
Well I wasn't going to use the child molestation one!

1052983  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2008-10-31
Written: (3945 days ago)
Next in thread: 1052990, 1053054

A few month back, I forgot my cameras dedicated battery charger in a hotel, and thus it has been gone forever. Today I went into the store where I bought the camera and asked if they carried spare chargers and the girl I asked said she had he exact same thing happen to her and was forced to buy a whole new camera just for the charger. Then she thought for a moment and said she had bought her mom a camera to replace a lost one and had a spare charger so the cashier went on break, drove home and came back and gave me the charger and didn't want anything in return. Just another Friendly Canadian, Eh?

1050250  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2008-10-15
Written: (3961 days ago)
Next in thread: 1050261

My kitty's inner ears have been turning pink like there is a rash or something and there is a dark crust like scabs deeper down. Is this a sign of Ear Mites or something else?

1049087  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2008-10-08
Written: (3968 days ago)

LIFE IS A MUSICAL ADVENTURE

Stole this from [Calico Tiger]

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool...


My results:

Opening Credits: Left Behind - Slipknot
,\m/ WHOOOO!!!

Waking Up: Switchback - Celldweller
Ironically I used this song in my computer alarm clock for awhile.

First Day At School: Time and Time Again - Papa Roach
Bah. Everything by Papa Roach is some sort of angsty breakup song.

Falling In Love: Open Your Heart - .hack//SIGN sound track
Aww finally one that really makes sense.

Fight Song: A Moment of Violence - Streetlight Manifesto
Woot I'm on a roll

Breaking Up: Save Tonight - Eagle Eye Cherry
This song makes me cry...

Prom: What Are You At - Great Big Sea
Nope this one doesn't fit with the theme.

Life: When I Win - Gaelic Storm
I'm a winner. Mmhmm


Mental Breakdown: Stay In Shadows - Finger Eleven

Driving: Man Made God - In Flames
This is an awesome song to drive too. Electric Guitar full instrumental, just makes me want to speed... then again I always speed but it makes me want to speed more.

Flashback: Clone High Theme - Abandoned Pool
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This song makes me Flash back to watching Clone High at 3am because there was nothing else to do.

Getting back together: Immortal - Adema
Umm?

Wedding: Bang Bang Bang - Group X
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH
AHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

Birth of Child: I Could Never Be Your Woman - White House
This would have worked better as a breakup song

Funeral Song: Persona - Blue Man Group
...?

Final Battle: The Old Black Rum - Great Big Sea
Final Battle is a bar fight? Sweet.

End Credits: Scalliwag - Gaelic Storm
The song is all about going out to sea on an adventure so it works very well.
1041512  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2008-08-15
Written: (4022 days ago)
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Fighting games piss me off. Royally piss me off. Soul Caliber, Mortal Kombat (The newer ones) and any other one that has preset combos.
"Hi, I'm a MASTER martial artist, one of the best in the realms! But if I'm in the middle of a combo and the opponent steps out of he way, I can't do JACK SHIT until I'm done with the combo. I'll poke at the air with my fucking bow staff 9 fucking times while the enemy moves in behind me for a back attack for extra damage but I'm STILL one of the fucking best!"

Seriously. You think the geniuses that make these games would install an End Combo function.

1031693  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2008-05-26
Written: (4103 days ago)

What I did today
(That line should help you decide if you care to read further)
-Slept in until 11
- The usual pre-day starting cleansing rituals
- Checked teh internetz
- Made an awesome omlette: 2 Full Eggs, 2 Egg Whites, cottage cheese, salsa, nacho cheese and diced green pepper. The cottage cheese makes it MEGA Fluffy. Plus turkey bacon and Honey+Oats bread. Belly Happy.
- Watched that movie called FF12, then realized after an hour that it's a playable game!
- Chillaxed for 2 hours on a secluded beach.
- Oatmeal and multigrain toast with PB for my Pre-Gym load up.
- Gym hour and a half
- Sweet Hot Tub Bliss for 20 minutes.

I hope the rest of the summer days off go this well.

1031584  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2008-05-25
Written: (4104 days ago)
Next in thread: 1031587, 1031588

http://www.northstarzone.com/id4.html

I believe I just had an joygasm... I can actually afford these now!

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Written about Thursday 2008-05-22
Written: (4107 days ago)
Next in thread: 1030999

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1030592  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2008-05-21
Written: (4108 days ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7Ghkk68rGo&feature=related

Why did they choose a guy who looks like a 40 year old heroine addict to play Link?

1030433  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2008-05-20
Written: (4109 days ago)

The Forbdden Kingdom (Breaking down the movie bit by bit0

So seeing he previews for it, I thought it was about Jackie Chan and Jet Li who have been bitter rivals from warring kingdoms for their whole lives who have to team up to stop an invasion of their lands. From the short TV commercials and posters, I was not wrong, but then I download the movie and find out the previews are NOTHING like the movie.

Spoilers From Here On Out



My first confusion came when the movie starts with that runt from Transformers waking up in a room full of kung fu posters. Now, this boy only has 1 talent in his acting. Looking like a fish out of water about to have his head chopped off. He's your typical wanker teenager who thinks watching lots of Kung Fu will teach him how to fight (The only time I've seen this work was Bullet Proof Monk when Stiffler was some master martial artist from watching kung fu in an old theater).

Of course, the movie also features over the top bullies who have to beat him up for no real apparent reason other than he's alive. And being hoodlums they decide to rob the store of the ancient kung fu movie dealer and hell breaks loose. LEader of the gang shoots the old man, old man gives the kid a staff and tells him to return it to it's owner, kid gets chased and suddenly falls off the roof and ends up in a magical land. Now this all seemed kind of familiar to me and then I remember seeing this exact thing happen before.

WARRIORS OF VIRTUE!!!! Except it was minus the Kangaroo Anthros.

He wakes up in a Chinese village and for some reason nobody finds it odd he just appeared in monsk cloths, a white dude in ancient china and as with the Transformers, he's running scared being chased for possessing something that the big bad guys want. The Staff. Finally, 20 minutes into the movie, Jackie Chan shows up and starts kicking Ass in Jackie Chan Fashion. Drunkenly. He's a Drunken Master. Seriously. And for some reason the kid starts making a bunch of references to kung fu movies as if this guy knows who the hell Bruce Lee is. Even making a reference to Virtua Fighter! WTF.

Anyways, this super long back story about the Monkey King being betrayed in battle and turned to stone and his staff being lost in time is given by Jackie, and then the bag guys who were chasing the kid show up as an army to the little tea house. Now. It might sound like I dislike this movie, but I Loved all the fighting scenes, and anything with Jackie and Jet were awesome. I just hate this boys part in the movie because what kind of man character doesn't even appear in the commercials? The movie makers must have known this boy would turn people off to the movie so they hid the fact he was there. That part of my rant completed, the Tea House has an awesome fight scene where Jackie actually flings the kid around like a weapon. What CAN'T Jackie Chan use as a weapon? really?! He's awesome. So after a great fight scene and the kid getting hi ass kicked a bunch of times, they escape from the help of a 15 year old looking girl throwing two little daggers from 100 feet away with deadly accuracy. Without asking her any questions about how she found them, why she found them or how the hell she learned to do that they all ride off into the forest. Jackie gives sage advice, the kid like an idiot talks about kung fu movies.

Oh, we also find out that Jackie is an Immortal Warrior, like the Monkey King, and the Big Bad Guy Jade Army General (BBJAG from here on out)

Scene with the BBJAG shows he's willing to kill his men who fail him. Scenes of this white haired witch girl who wants to hunt down the kid with the staff.

Next morning, this white rider steals the staff, turns out it's a Monk, so FINALLY Jet Li makes his appearance and Jackie and him have the most kick ass fight scene I've ever seen in a movie. Kid gets his staff back, turns out Li was looking for the person who was supposed to return the Staff to the monkey king. So after beating the hell out of each other, Jackie and him share a drink and laugh at the dumbness of the kid. Then there's this huge training montage where over the course of an undisclosed length of time the kid becomes a Kung Fu Master.

Pause in the movie while I try and figure something out. Protip: When being hunted by a huge army who wants to kill you, you're safe to do whatever you want to do as long as there is a montage involved. Seriously that army could have shown up at any time but when they got to training him tit's like some spy went back to the general and said "They're training him sir, what should we do?" "Damnit, if they've gone to Montage there is nothing we CAN do! Take a few years off. That's how long it takes to Kung Fu."

Of course once the kid learns his Kung Fu, the movie gets 100% better because the kid no longer whines and crys like a little twerp. I'll end the spoilers here because now the movie is just awesome.

Okay maybe one more spoiler for the end of the movie. Since he completes the quest, with some tears spilled over a death of one of his companions, he appears back where he left off, having fallen off a roof being chased by a street gang. The gang shows up knowing he MUST have survived the fall off the 10 story building and the leader proceeds to continue kicking the kids ass all over the back ally. Then some of the kids kung fu comes into play, knocks the guy down, gang runs away, sees a in the crowd around the ambulance that's taking away the old man who's still alive, a person who looks exactly like his friend who died, friendly words exchanged, movie ends with a clip of the kid doing Kung Fu with a staff on the roof.
1030389  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2008-05-20
Written: (4109 days ago)
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Dearest One,

Please permit me to inform you of my desire of going into a relationship with you. This to the best of my knowledge will establish an everlasting relationship between me and your family.
I am Lovett Kone the only daughter of the late Mr. Kone John, a devoted Christian who went on helping people but later was disappointed by his close relatives and business friends.

My father was a very wealthy cocoa merchant here in Abidjan ; the economic capital city of Ivory Coast . My father was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their outings on a business trip. My mother as well died when I was a baby. Since then, my father took me so special before his unfortunate death that made me a complete orphan today without mother, without father and without brothers or sisters. Before the death of my father on March 2005 in a private hospital here in Abidjan he secretly called me on his bed side and told me that he has the sum of ($8,500,000) which he deposited in a suspense account in one of the prime bank here in Abidjan Cote d'Ivoire that he used my name as his only daughter in depositing the money as the next of Kin/heir. He also explained to me that it was because of this money that he was poisoned by his business associates. He then advised that I should seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where I will transfer the fund into for investment project. I am honorably seeking your assistance in the following ways...

(1) To serve as My guardian and foreign trustee to enable the Bank transfer the money to you on my behalf for investment abroad, since I am only 18 years old, to be 19 soon.

(2) To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my education and to secure a resident permit in your country.

Furthermore, you indicate your options towards assisting me as I believe that this transaction would be concluded within the shortest period so that I will come over to your country. Upon your interest and anticipating assisting me, I look forward to you with the interest of helping me. I am assuring you of a hundred percent risk free in the course of transferring this fund for I have every legal document concerning the deposition of the money.

Thanks and God bless.

Sincerely,
Miss Lovett Kone.

1028685  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2008-05-11
Written: (4118 days ago)

My Totally Non-Boring Day


It started with me slowly waking up and not doing squat until 1:30, then lazing about until 3. Then, seeing the sun all nice and shiny, and me all pale and uneven due to my muscle shirt tan line I decided to get my melanin working. I lathered on the sunblock, so prevent the cancer but still get my skin noticing "Yo, there's soma dat sunlight sitznit. We best be gettin' all dark in the hizouse" (Yes, my skin be thuggin). So I grabbed a blanket and some Poweraide and went off down the road to the same spot where I got my sunburn to begin with, knowing it as a nice decent place to lay about without being seen from the shore. Sadly, about 20 minute into my lounging some stoner high school kids came and sat like... 30 feet from me and were talking all stupidly about flies and other stupid stoner high school kids topics. Also, the tide was coming in so I packed my stuff up and started walking back, leaving them the warning that the spot their in will be blocked by tide water forcing them to wade through water to get out in about 10 minutes.

Now, since it's sunny I'm only wearing some brown knee length baggy skater shorts and a black muscle shirt and sandals. I wade along to my ankles in the water as I head around the point to get back to the road. It's still quite a ways and I see a rock still jutting out of the water. Just for kicks, I wade up to my knees to get to it, and stand there for awhile, just looking at the water as it comes in around me. Getting back in the water, I notice that despite it only being 4 degrees above freezing, the water isn't so bad the second time I get in to it. So I continue my path along the shore but decide instead of walking around the tiny lagoon, I'll walk across it, getting up to my balls at this point. So for the next 30 minutes I'm wading along getting even deeper on my way to the local tourist stop, an old military barricade on a spot jutting out from the land into the water. I'm up to my armpits now with my bag holding my wallet, my blanket, cell phone, drink and an apple over my head trudging through the water slowly since I don't want to slip on the rocks or sand. By then my cargo was already wet (My wallet... poor wallet...) and dipping all over my hair and I've got an audience (A group of about 7 high schoolers enjoying the sun) on the shore watching me going in a straight line. As I finally made it up the sunken stairs to the block house I just ask who else is going for a swim and drop onto the grass, quite numb from the waist down. Everyone dispersed and I rested in the sun for awhile and then made my way up the hill to the hotel for a nice dip in the hot tub.

The end.
1028617  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2008-05-11
Written: (4118 days ago)

I have been curious lately about why cholesterol is actually important for people, since having too much is really bad for you. Cholesterol and Lecithin are fat-like substances and are essential to the structure and function of all cells in the body. Cholesterol helps to maintain the flexibility and permeability of cell membranes and is also a raw material for the fatty lubricants that help to keep the skin supple. Cholesterol is essential for the production of sex hormones, cortisol, vitamin D and bile salts.

We learn something new every day.

1028001  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2008-05-07
Written: (4122 days ago)

Oh Great. Possible Drama Around The Corner.

So today I went for a stroll to the local beach for the first time during daylight. It's not open until next month so it's mostly mud and drift wood, I ended up sinking to my ankles in the guck, but found a nice fresh water stream to rinse my feet in. The water was nice enough to wade through there.

I went back to the hotel after to dry my feet while watching TV in the Staff Cafeteria and Julie, a girl from Banquets I've met a couple times came in and gave me her phone number and asked if I could call her to hang out tomorrow. I don't want to presume anything, so I said okay I would give her a call but now my overactive imagination is reading too deeply into this. I wouldn't be so paranoid if it wasn't for 2 weeks ago, she randomly hugged me, which is nice, but then soon after mentioned she would like to come hang out with me at my place sometime. Gah... I am not looking for a girlfriends and I have tonight to figure out what to do if any questions regarding such things comes up. I think if it comes to it, I'll just say "Trust me, you'd be bored to death within a week" and be done with it. I believe in getting to know a person very very well before trying to get into a relationship, not "Hm... This person interests me. I'll get into a relationship with him/her and see how that goes, despite not knowing his/her interests, beliefs, likes, dislikes, opinions... etc". It all just makes no sense to me. I know she's not one of the Summer Skanks that come to the hotel since she was here all winter, but we've only really talked maybe... 8 times in just as many months.

She's on facebook and has that Horoscope application on there. "Cancer: You'll be tempted to say something you really shouldn't. Resist! You'll regret it if you say too much.."

1027721  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2008-05-06
Written: (4123 days ago)
Next in thread: 1027730, 1027750

So I went to donate blood today and while I was doing the mandatory interview thing I asked why gay men can't give blood and I was told it's because of the high risk of AIDS. I then asked "Well doesn't AIDS transfer just as easily through vaginal contact too?" and the RN said "No, it only counts if it's through Anal and Penis contact".... Seriously WTF?!?

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