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*Bishoujo = female      coolisum#2
*Bishounen = male


My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long.
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight.
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.

There are thousands of kids out there just like Sarah. And you can help.

Please pass this poem on because as crazy as it might sound, it might just indirectly change a life. Hey, you NEVER know. Please forward if you are *AGAINST CHILD ABUSE
just copy n paste it ]

*I Remember*
[When getting high meant swinging at the playground]
The worst thing you could get from boys were cooties.
[That dad was your hero and mom was the girl you were going to marry.]
That your worst enemies were your siblings.
[And race issues were who ran the fastest.]
War was a card game.
[The only drug you knew of was cough medicine]
And wearing skirts didn't mean you were a slut.
[The only thing you smoked were the tires on your bike. ]
The only thinq that hurt were skinned knees.
[And the only thinqs that could get broken were your toys. ]
Life was simple and care free.
[But what I remember the most was wanting to grow up.]
*Do you remember as well as I do?*

20 ways to keep yourself sane:

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses
on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something,
ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone
has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the

8. Don't use any punctuation marks

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

11. Specify that your drive-through! order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Devon.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!"
"3rd time this week!!!!!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

20. Put this in all of your profiles

Funny Instructions
Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

some i found somewhat ofensive in some ways. But others were funny.
[funny funny]

[Inuyasha: That's what it takes]



[sylvia and kevin lipsync "Incomplete"]



[Sephiroth's Song]

[Super Striker (AJC) performed by Almond Joy]

[Kingdom Hearts Lullaby]

[kingdom hearts song: vindicated]

[Lightsaber Duel ]

[Real life RPG ]

[FFVII:AC The REAL Trailer! ]

[The Omega Kawaii Cloud Song ]

[Master Card ]

[Ninjas for Hire! ]

[Jon Mancey's - Supah Fly Agent ]

[Ugly Kagome ]

[Fur Elise ]

[vindicated, ff10]

[Live For More ]

[Naruto Opening ALL Episodes 1-160 ]

[Wolfs Rain ~ Escape my love ]

[naruto breaking the habit ]

[Final Fantasy X Clips (Auron) ]

[All i need is love : Mayura and Loki ]

[Loveless ED ]

[Loveless OP ]

[Naruto 6th Ending - Ryuusei]


[Kingdom Hearts Ending ]

[Im going to be number1]

[Bitches Love Gals ]

[supper GALS]

[Full metal panic theme]

[Final Fantasy_Advent Children]

[everytime we touch_Gravi]

[Byakugan at its Limits! Neji's Raging Battles ]

[Sasuke's not afraid]

[Kimimaro the beast of bones]

[kung-fu fighting_naruto]



[Edward & Alphonse's Brotherly Bond ]

[Wolf's Rain- 'Brothers' ]

[FMA: Bratja ]

[Tenacious D - Tribute]

[full metal poison]

[ Naruto's Pain]

[ Naruto]

[ my sweet revenge]

[ DNAngel - Numb]

[Final Fantasy X-My Heart Will Go On]

[YAoi Bring it on]

[Slipped Away]

[Avatar (rewrite)]

[Kingdom Hearts 2 - Castles in the Sky]

[DN Angel Poison]

[Bishounen Fest #1: It's Rainning MEN!]

[If I Never Knew You]

[Love in an elevator!]

[Gravitation AMV Funny]

[ Gravitation ]

[Dream a Dream (Anime)]

[Envy is better]

[FMA: A big clump of alchemy...]






















































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Your cruel device
your blood, like ice
One look, could kill
My pain, your thrill...

I wanna love you but I better not touch
I wanna hold you but my senses tell me to stop
I wanna kiss you but I want it too much
I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous poison
You're poison running through my veins
You're poison
I don't wanna break these chains.

Your mouth, so hot
Your web, I'm caught
Your skin, so wet
Black lace, on sweat

I hear you calling and it's needles and pins
I wanna have you just to hear you screaming my name
Don't wanna touch you but you're under my skin
I wanna kiss you but your lips are venomous poison
You're poison running through my veins
You're poison
I don't wanna break these chains.

Running deep inside my veins
Poison burning deep inside my veins

One look, could kill
My pain, your thrill...

I wanna love you but I better not touch
I wanna hold you, but my senses tell me to stop
I wanna kiss you but I want it too much
I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous poison
You're poison running through my veins
You're poison
I don't wanna break these chains.


I wanna love you but I better not touch
I wanna hold you, but my senses tell me to stop
I wanna kiss you but I want it too much
I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous poison
You're poison running through my veins
You're poison
I don't wanna break these chains.

bumbum bumbum bumbumbum bumbumbumbum bumbumbumbumbumbum AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HES GOING TO EAT YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water..........

Girl:Do you think I'm pretty?
Girl:Do you like me?
Girl:Do you want to be with me forever?
Girl:Would you cry if I would leave?
Her: *starts to leave**
Him: *grabs her and makes her look at him** I don't like you, I love you. I don't want you, i need you. I don't think you're pretty, i think you're beautiful and if u left i'd die

One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy.


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2006-01-19 [Eiri Yuki]: i'll get one up

2006-01-20 [Avatar15]: OO thats not what I meant and what the phobia for blood?

2006-01-24 [Eiri Yuki]: WELL YOU STINK TO NIKKI

2006-02-18 [Avatar15]: *crys*

2006-02-19 [Eiri Yuki]: lol sorry

2006-02-20 [Erykun]: ^^'

2006-02-21 [Eiri Yuki]: hi

2006-02-21 [Erykun]: hey ^^

2006-02-21 [Eiri Yuki]: ^^

2006-02-21 [Erykun]: heh

2006-04-16 [Akayume]: O.o

2006-04-16 [Eiri Yuki]: HIII *waves*

2006-04-16 [Erykun]: da dum da dum...da dum da dum da dum da dum da dum dum!! da dum dum XD weeh sharks

2006-04-16 [Eiri Yuki]: lol XD

2006-08-11 [Erykun]: heheh

2007-08-22 [Crystal_Gem_21]: Can I get a link for this for at my house?!?

2007-08-22 [Eiri Yuki]: as long as you say [Eiri Yuki] made this wiki yeah if you like

2007-08-22 [Crystal_Gem_21]: YAY!!! Thank you! I love stuff like this!!!

2007-08-22 [Eiri Yuki]: yeah randome crazy shit its fun

2007-08-22 [Crystal_Gem_21]: Totally! If you're having a really bad day just hook it up with some friends and let it all hang out!

2007-08-22 [Eiri Yuki]: lol hells yeah

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