Number of voters: 260
Voting only open to members of private forum number -2493
Number of votes: 137 (53%)
b) [Sagacious Turkey]
Number of votes: 32 (12%)
c) Mort again!
Number of votes: 27 (10%)
Number of votes: 9 (3%)
e) [Hedda] *cough* loser *cough*
Number of votes: 36 (14%)
f) [Nekko fox]
Number of votes: 3 (1%)
g) [Mortified Penguin]
Number of votes: 13 (5%)
h) [~Crimson Angel~]
Number of votes: 3 (1%)
26.6 cpd/9709 cpy
18.6 cpd/6789 cpy
15.2 cpd/5548 cpy
15.3 cpd/5580 cpy
14.6 cpd/5333 cpy
13.5 cpd/4924 cpy
13.6 cpd/4972 cpy
12.5 cpd/4563 cpy
11.4 cpd/4165 cpy
10.5 cpd/3824 cpy
09.6 cpd/3512 cpy
08.9 cpd/3237 cpy
08.3 cpd/3017 cpy
2017-10-15 [Mortified Penguin]: Spam? There's no spam here, this is an institute of higher learning, not some greasy dive.
*adjusts his teaching spectacles*
Anyway, as I was lecturing, when taking the derivative of a composite of functions, you have to use the chain rule...
*starts whipping [General] with a large chain*
TAKE THAT DERIVATIVE, BITCH. TAKE IT HARD.
2017-10-15 [Sagacious Turkey]: *speaks up from the back of the classroom*
When are we getting to the power rule...?
2017-10-15 [Sagacious Turkey]: Man, I hate this class... school is for losers...
*angrily carves swastika dicks into his desk*
"Please stop! I'm not a desk!!"
*kicks the old man he's sitting on top of in the ribs with his spurs*
*continues carving swastika dicks as his desk simply sobs*
2017-10-15 [Sideways]: Sir, I don’t think a power saw is necessary to cut spam. Maybe it’s not tender enough for a fork, but I am pretty sure a common table knife will serve.
2017-10-15 [Mortified Penguin]: The British police already came through and rounded up all our common (as well as uncommon) table knives, so now we should all be a lot safer. Now please sit your acid burned face back down and pay attention, because I'm not going to repeat myself. I SAID I'M NOT GOING TO REPEAT MYSELF.
*three cars crash into the classroom and some tanned Brits start heroically passing out free acid samples*
2017-10-15 [Hedda]: I fixed the polls... They still don't have questions though :P
2017-10-15 [Mortified Penguin]: I mainly just like the aesthetics, they don't need no fancy questions or answers.
2017-10-15 [Emily June]: I wish to unsubscribe to Bob's Weekly Mailing List, even though I'll miss out on all sorts of amazing deals! Just kidding, don't opt me out, I wish to receive even more updates, because I just can't get enough of Bob's Diner's new Food Pile Buffet! Now starting at only $4.7 million! WARNING: Bob's Diner's new Food Pile Buffet may not be food, but rather a stack of corpses and silverware that we wanted to get rid of. It's still probably worth the price though.
2017-10-15 [Mortified Penguin]: You have now been unsubscribed to Bob's Weekly Mailing List and instead been signed up for Bob's Tri-Weekly Mailing List! It's basically the same thing as our weekly mailing list, but it sends the same thing five times a week. The "tri-weekly" part is just a lie.
2017-10-15 [Nuktae-tal]: I love lie's !! They are educational and delicious!
2017-10-16 [Mortified Penguin]: Clearly, I need to spam more. *starts working on B's D ads 13-600*
(18h ago) [Nuktae-tal]: I love this place!! *sits in a box*
(18h ago) [Nuktae-tal]: And! I like spam too! *opens spam can and licks it*
(14h ago) [Yuriona]: You're lucky to have that cardboard box! We only had a paper bag and it had a tear up one side!
And no more spam for me please. I'm quite full up thank you.