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CLICK CLICK! its just my penguin who wants to be cool :D and if you click on this link you will help him. THANK YOU!  [http://www.zooreka.com/photo-316067.html]



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ME ; U really don't want to!! -.-'

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YOU CAN ASK ME SIX QUESTIONS::
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No matter how random, revealing, rude, or pointless
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I promise to answer them 100% truthfully
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All questions are COMPLETELY confidential - send to my inbox
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[Repost this to see what others ask you...]
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IF YOU DONT THEN YOU'RE SCARED OF WHAT PEOPLE MAY ASK



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I took this test at http://www.naruto-kun.com/character+test.html

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meeee!!! im flying!! lucky me!!!




The one of my most important things is my friends! <3<3




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<3<3This is [Todd van elslande] løv løv! <3<3



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<3<3This is [Tyrvald] His one of my best friends here on elftown ^^ Love you <3<3


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<3<3This is [the simphany tree] His my other best friend here on elftown^^Love you 2!! <3<3



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<3<3This is [Hidden_Beauty] LOVE U! <3<3


Me And BeX!



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A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..


[Girl:] Slow down. I’m scared.
[Guy:] No, this is fun.
[Girl:] No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
[Guy:] Then tell me you love me.
[Girl:] Fine, I love you. Slow down!
[Guy:] Now give me a BIG hug.
[*Girl hugs him*]
[Guy:] Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.


[(In the paper the next day)]
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved
him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even
though it meant that he would die.



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       Quotations about Sex

[Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.]

Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.

[The tragedy of sexual intercourse is the perpetual virginity of the soul.]

Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off. 

[Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped.]

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

[The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently.]

Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love.

[For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.]

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

[Men get laid, but women get screwed.]

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There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been travelling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel.
He tried to position himself to have sex with his camel but the camel ran away. The man ran to catch up to the camel and got back on and started to ride again. Soon he was feeling the urge to have sex again so once again he turned to his camel. The camel refused by running away. So he caught up to it again and go on it again.
Finally after riding the camel through the whole desert the man came to a road. There was a broken down car with three big chested beautiful blondes sitting in it.
He went up to them and asked the women if they needed any help.
The hottest girl said ,"If you fix our car we will do anything you want."
The man luckily knew a thing or two about cars and fixed it in a flash.
When he finished are three girls asked, "How could we ever repay you Mr."
After thinking for a short while he replied,"Could you hold my camel?"

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A teenager comes home from school and asks her mother "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put their dicks?"
"Yes, dear" replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter.
"But then when I have a baby," responded the teenager "won't it knock my teeth out?"

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