Number of voters: 260
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Number of votes: 137 (53%)
b) [Sagacious Turkey]
Number of votes: 32 (12%)
c) Mort again!
Number of votes: 27 (10%)
Number of votes: 9 (3%)
e) [Hedda] *cough* loser *cough*
Number of votes: 36 (14%)
f) [Nekko fox]
Number of votes: 3 (1%)
g) [Mortified Penguin]
Number of votes: 13 (5%)
h) [~Crimson Angel~]
Number of votes: 3 (1%)
26.6 cpd/9709 cpy
18.6 cpd/6789 cpy
15.2 cpd/5548 cpy
15.3 cpd/5580 cpy
14.6 cpd/5333 cpy
13.5 cpd/4924 cpy
13.6 cpd/4972 cpy
12.5 cpd/4563 cpy
11.4 cpd/4165 cpy
10.5 cpd/3824 cpy
09.6 cpd/3512 cpy
08.9 cpd/3237 cpy
08.3 cpd/3017 cpy
2017-11-18 [Mortified Penguin]: Why are these sideways?!
2017-11-18 [Mortified Penguin]: This thing used to have an embryo growing inside it, but I think it dissolved a few years ago...
2017-11-18 [Mortified Penguin]: The unfunny nutritional information.
2017-11-18 [Mortified Penguin]: If I recall correctly, the ingredients were a bunch of hot sauce and tons of salt watered down with water. And also possibly some vinegar.
2017-11-18 [Mortified Penguin]: That's a real, totally unedited picture of both Mort and Turkey on the label! Absolutely unedited!
2017-11-18 [Imperator]: What?! You crawl BACK OUT of the oven?! You filthy oven-dodger!
2017-11-18 [Imperator]: But seriously, I REALLY thought Mort and Turkey were the same person...
2017-11-18 [Imperator]: But BUT the real question is why someone has a book by Bill Clinton AND the second really real question is why they apparently paid for a copy of that propaganda cover-up 9/11 Commission Report when they SHOULD HAVE bought Operation Dark Heart by Lt. Col. Anthony Shaffer...
2017-11-18 [Mortified Penguin]: Don't judge my thrift store shelf. I still need to find a copy of the Warren Commission Report too, I hear it's totally legit.
2017-11-18 [Mortified Penguin]: *some Israeli art students start working on a project on an upper floor of the diner*
2017-11-18 [Mortified Penguin]: Has anyone seen Larry from corporate today? He usually has breakfast with me at the top of the diner, but he didn't show up to work this morning. Also, his son and daughter didn't show either. And several hundred Jewish employees. Oh well, I'm sure it's just a coincidence. *heads up to the top floor of the diner*
2017-11-18 [Yuriona]: I must say that bottle of soda looks more like a bottle of old urine.
2017-11-18 [Mortified Penguin]: It was supposed to be a spicy shrimp flavored soda. But we had no way to carbonate it. Plus, we had no shrimp. Only one person was lucky enough to get to taste it. Lionel was never really the same after that...
2017-11-18 [Sagacious Turkey]: That carpet was never really the same either.
2017-11-18 [Mortified Penguin]: Too soon... :(
2017-11-18 [Imperator]: You could have just tossed a rug over the spot. No one would have questioned it.
2017-11-18 [Mortified Penguin]: I'm pretty sure it was easier to just burn the entire house down.
2017-11-18 [Imperator]: No wonder you are regularly sued for insurance fraud!
2017-11-18 [Yuriona]: It does explain a few things. It must have been the only way to keep the carpet quiet - blackmail money.
2017-11-19 [Imperator]: Lots of people walked across that carpet and the carpet muffled their footsteps, saving up the sound waves, and then planned to release all that pent-up noise in one massive blast that would destroy Bob's Diner!!
(10h ago) [Mortified Penguin]: This is why I regularly mow my carpets.