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jetaime_1000 (It's Hot!)

Member #99868 created: 2004-12-03 00:03:20Simple URL:   

Name: Jackie Johnson



Me again!

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Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure ?



The Lovers of the Heart
In order to form a more perfect kiss, enable the mighty hug to promote
to whom we please but one kiss.

Article 1: Statement of Love: The Kiss
1. Kiss on the hand.... I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek... I just want to be friends
3. Kiss on the neck... I want you
4. Kiss on the lips... I love you
5. Kiss on the ears... I am just playing
6. Kiss anywhere else. Lets not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes ... kiss me
8. Playing with your hair... I can't live without you
9. Hand on your waist... I love you too much to let you go

Article 2: The Three Steps
1. Girls: If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him
2. Guys: If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good
3. Guy and Girls: Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare

Article 3: The Commandments
1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard.
2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, just give one or take one.
3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.

**********************************       Kissing Spell
red lipstick
white piece of paper
red candle

Take a red color lipstick and draw a lip print on the piece of paper, then take a red candle and burn the paper while chanting "kiss me when we meet, kiss me [mention full person's name] Greet me with your lips, and say you missed me. But most of all, kiss me." Don't forget to visualize the person you want to kiss you.


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My bestest friend in the world!!!


[jetaime_1000] me!!!!!
I'm the coolest person you could ever meet!

Okay, one day [merf] and I were making hot chocolate. I had just taken out the hot water and told [merf] she could do the rest. She grabbed a spoon and started stirring the hot water and said "damn this is really dark" I laughed my ass off while I told her the powder stuff wasn't even in it yet!

Yet another funny incident....
On the way home from school, [merf] told me there was a duck in a nieghbor's pond so her and a friend were gonna go home to get bread and feed it. I told her to show it to me, the instant I saw it I just stared and said "Chels. that's a fake duck"

So if you ever need a conversation starter with her, come to me and i can give you many stories! :P

A man walks to his house with a duck under his arm. An so the wife is in the doorway. He says "this is the pig I've been shagging." The wife replies with "that's not a pig, it's a duck." then the man said "i wasn't talking to you, i was talking to the duck!" - [Starwolf]

Yahoo: jetaime_1000
AIM: lovebuddi09

Age: 20Year of birth: 1991Month of birth: 2Day of birth: 19

Gender: female

Fantasy race personality: Elf
Elftownworldmap 33°36.996'N 114°42.996'W

Place of living: USA-California

Town: Bakersfield

Known languages
Sign LanguageEnglish

Elfwood URL: I Fucking

Fanquarters URL: Hate My

Wyvern URL: Life, Sometimes

Home-page URL: I Just

Weblog URL: Want to

Favorite URL: Kill Myself

Favorite drawing objects

Computer interests
action gameschatemail
webcamweb design

countryheavy metalhip hop

Other interests
bookscarschasing the preferred sex
cookingcrime storiesdancing
role playingsingingscifi

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: normal

Height: 157

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