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jetaime_1000 (It's Hot!)

Member #99868 created: 2004-12-03 00:03:20Simple URL: http://www.elftown.com/jetaime_1000   
Email: jetaime_1000@yahoo.com

Name: Jackie Johnson

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Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure ?


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The Lovers of the Heart
In order to form a more perfect kiss, enable the mighty hug to promote
to whom we please but one kiss.

Article 1: Statement of Love: The Kiss
1. Kiss on the hand.... I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek... I just want to be friends
3. Kiss on the neck... I want you
4. Kiss on the lips... I love you
5. Kiss on the ears... I am just playing
6. Kiss anywhere else. Lets not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes ... kiss me
8. Playing with your hair... I can't live without you
9. Hand on your waist... I love you too much to let you go

Article 2: The Three Steps
1. Girls: If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him
2. Guys: If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good
3. Guy and Girls: Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare

Article 3: The Commandments
1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard.
2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, just give one or take one.
3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.

**********************************       Kissing Spell
[materials]
red lipstick
white piece of paper
red candle

Take a red color lipstick and draw a lip print on the piece of paper, then take a red candle and burn the paper while chanting "kiss me when we meet, kiss me [mention full person's name] Greet me with your lips, and say you missed me. But most of all, kiss me." Don't forget to visualize the person you want to kiss you.

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Bored? I recommend:

[merf]
My bestest friend in the world!!!

                OR

[jetaime_1000] me!!!!!
I'm the coolest person you could ever meet!




Okay, one day [merf] and I were making hot chocolate. I had just taken out the hot water and told [merf] she could do the rest. She grabbed a spoon and started stirring the hot water and said "damn this is really dark" I laughed my ass off while I told her the powder stuff wasn't even in it yet!


Yet another funny incident....
On the way home from school, [merf] told me there was a duck in a nieghbor's pond so her and a friend were gonna go home to get bread and feed it. I told her to show it to me, the instant I saw it I just stared and said "Chels. that's a fake duck"


So if you ever need a conversation starter with her, come to me and i can give you many stories! :P





A man walks to his house with a duck under his arm. An so the wife is in the doorway. He says "this is the pig I've been shagging." The wife replies with "that's not a pig, it's a duck." then the man said "i wasn't talking to you, i was talking to the duck!" - [Starwolf]
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Yahoo: jetaime_1000
AIM: lovebuddi09
MSN: J_L_lovers@hotmail.com

Age: 20Year of birth: 1991Month of birth: 2Day of birth: 19

Gender: female

Fantasy race personality: Elf
Elftownworldmap 33°36.996'N 114°42.996'W

Place of living: USA-California

Town: Bakersfield

Known languages
Sign LanguageEnglish

Elfwood URL: I Fucking

Fanquarters URL: Hate My

Wyvern URL: Life, Sometimes

Home-page URL: I Just

Weblog URL: Want to

Favorite URL: Kill Myself

Favorite drawing objects
animedemonsdragons
elvesfairiesfunny
landscapemagicstrange
vampireswarriorsweapons

Computer interests
action gameschatemail
graphicshatemusic
webcamweb design

Music
countryheavy metalhip hop
poppunkrock
techno

Other interests
animalsanimeart
bookscarschasing the preferred sex
cookingcrime storiesdancing
drinkselectronicsfantasy
fashionfilmhorses
motorcyclespartypoetry
role playingsingingscifi
slackingshoppingtheatre
travellingwhiskywine
writing

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: normal

Height: 157


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