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TeddyBear1 (i like eggs)

Member #55090 created: 2004-04-21 21:52:14Simple URL:   

Name: Ted


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i hate gobles cuz every one here is related to every one, blonde prepy barbie doll kinda bitchy sluts like "oh my god im done sleeping with my boy friend so you can go at it !!" their brains are non existing
       Like a womens orgasm!!!
I apologize to those women i watch american dad way too much

    Memories can be painful,
   Forgetfulness may be a blessing,
      Cherish the moment,
      Love the blessing.

       Lake of tears
       Open heart
       Neverending hope
       Existing hurt
       Listless fears
       Your meaning
       Neadless to say

1) Favorite TV-series: Mad T.V. (the best damn show EVER!!!!!)
2) Favorite Sound: a women's moan of satisfaction
3) Favorite Writer: R.L. Stine
4) Favorite Nickname: Pumpkin tits
5) What all is under your bed: Porn, cloths, hell theres so much i cant list
6) Favorite color: mango peach
7) Favorite Songs: Pump it and Blue
8) Favorite song at this moment: My axe
9) Favorite food: Chicken
10) Favorite class in school: Math and science those are the only 2 subjects that make you think
11) Favorite drink: Vanilla coke bitch!
12) Lucky number: 69 and 55 lol!
15) Favorite shoes: idk

13) What do you think is greatest about yourself: my comedy
14) What deodorant do you use: yo mama
16) What time do you go to bed on weekdays: 10:00
17) What word do you use most: yo mama
18) Most romantic moment in your life: i have no idea
19) Most embarassing moment in your life: when my pants fell down in 4th grade
20) You spend your time rather inside or outside: in side
21) What do you do in the weekends: go to timber rdge or sleep
22) What class in school do you dislike most: science it speaks for its self
23) Your Breakfast: whatever i grab first
24) What do you really really dislike to eat: liver
25) Pets: 2 cats 4 dogs a goat 4 ducks 2 geese lol
26) Laugh or Dream: depends on the dream
27) Serious or funny:.00001% serious. 99.99999%funny
28) Fast or slow: fast
29) You prefer being alone or have relation: Realation
30) Cremated or Buried when dead: buried
31) Sex or Alcohol: duh im a guy SEX!!
32) Stay up late or go to bed early: Late
33) Light or dark: Dark
35) Tall or short chicks: i go both ways lol

67) Hug or kiss: kiss
68) Happy or Sad: happy
69) Life or Death: life
70) Left or Right: right
71) What would you ask God if you could ask him 1 single question: will i go to heaven
72) You believe in reincarnation: NO!
73) You believe in Aliens: yes
74) When you die, what will be your last words: did you find the cure yet?
75) Does true love exist: no true love is a fairy tale evey one will have there diffrences
76) How many kids would u like to have: none
77) What is the one thing you can't stand: chicks that say there going to wait lol
78) Best feeling: orgasm!!! lol
79) Worst feeling in the world: steping on a rusty nail and then accidently restepping on it
80) What are you afraid of: dying
81) Are you an emotional person: OH YEAH
82) Do you ever cry during a movie: depends on the movie
83) Your goal in life: to have sex b4 i dye
84) What was the promise you made to yourself at new years eve: yo mama
85) Favorite art-artist: i dunno
86) As what animal would you like to reincarnate: ameba
87) Favorite Cartoons: Sponge bob
88) Who is your best friend/s: Dave,jj, jjm, andy, aaron
89) Boys names (kids): tom
90) Girls names (kids): kkkk
91) Animal: fish
93) If you could make your own flavor of toothpaste, what would it be? tabbacco lol
94) What super hero would you be? mr. incredible
95) Make up a word and a meaning to go with it: mugombo=beyond giant
96) Do your friends think you're dumb? no
97) If you met the REAL Santa Claus, what would you wish for? unlimited wishes and presents

~Do YoU LiKe~
1) Giving hugs?: Kisses r better
2) Taking walks in the rain?: Yes
3) Reincarnation: no
4) Going on stage?: ya
5) Drink: no
6) Smoke: no
7) Drugs: no
8) Eat meat: Yes
9) Insomnia: all the time
11) Sleep a lot: ya
12) Eat sushi: no
14) Get along with your parents: sorta

Kill: my bus driver kuz shes a bitch.
Hear from: ?
Get really wasted with: no one
Look like: jim carey hes halarious
Be like: same reason
Avoid: people with VD lol


1) Dated one of your best friends: no
2) Loved/Liked: yup
3) Cried: yup
4) Drank alcohol: Yes
5) Done drugs: no
6) Broken the law: yeah
7) Broken a bone: no
8) Cheated on a test: Yes
9) Skinny dipped: yeah
10) Played Truth or Dare: Yes
11) ridden in a fire truck: no
12) Come close to dying: yes 4 times
13) Cheated on your boy/girlfriend: NO!!!
14) Given someone a piggy back/shoulder ride: Yes
15) Eaten a worm/mud pie: Nope
16) Stayed up till four on the phone: no
17) Tipped over a port-a-potty: no haha it would be fun though
18)Fell asleep while eating: yes
19) Met someone famous: no
20) Been in a school play: oh yeah
21) Cried in public: ya
22) Seen someone die: no

A vegetarian?: No those pussys
Good grades?: sometimes
A good student?: kinda
Good at sports?: kinda, not many school team ones like basketball though
A good singer?: i suck
A good actor/actress?: yah
A deep sleeper?: Yes
A good dancer?: yah
Outgoing?: a litte
A good storyteller?: ya i guess
Random questions

{x} Fallen for your best friend? Yes
{x} Made out with JUST a friend? no
{x} Been rejected? Yes
{x} Been in love? yes
{x} Been in lust? yes
{x} Used someone? NO!!!
{x} Been used? ya
{x} Cheated on someone? NO!!!
{x} Been cheated on? not that i know of
{x} Done something you regret? Yes
{x} Considered a life of crime? no
{x} Considered being a hooker? No
{x} Considered being a pimp? no
{x} Are you psycho? in some ways
{x} Split personalities? yes
{x} Schizophrenic? my sis is though
{x} Obsessive? yes
{x} Obsessive compulsive? OH YEAH
{x} Dream of dead bodies, blood, death, and gore? ya, not all the time but sometimes
{x} Dream of doing those things instead of just seeing them? yes
{x} Understanding: yes
{x} Open-minded: sorta
{x} Arrogant: why do they put so many big, intellegant words in hree? hey i used a big word!!!
{x} Insecure: at times
{x} Interesting: Yes
{x} Hungry:no
{x} Friendly: oh yeah
{x} Smart: yes
{x} Moody: yes
{x} Childish: YES!! lol
{x} Independent: no, i rely way too much on ppl
{x} Hard working: more like lazy
{x} Organized: nope, im a mess.
{x} Healthy: Somewhat
{x} Emotionally stable: pretty much
{x} Shy: kinda
{x} Difficult: not usually, depends on who you are.
{x} Attractive: i have a picture, you tell me.
{x} Bored easily: Yes
{x} Thirsty: Yes
{x} Responsible: no
{x} Sad: no
{x} Happy: no
{x} Trusting: no
{x} Talkative:yes
{x} Original: nope not really, sometimes
{x} Different: Yes
{x} Unique: i dont know, talk to me and tell me what you thing
{x} Lonely: nope
{x} Color your hair? yup, lots, i cant count. blonde, brown, red, all 3 at once...
{x} Floss daily? sometimes
{x} Own a web cam? No
{x} Ever get off the damn computer? rarely

{x} Current Annoyance: ppl who are annoying. makes sense huh?
{x} Current Favorite Group: well, i dont like too many "groups" mostly just one person singers but i guess.. good charlotte
{x} Current DVD In Player: Simple Life season 1. (dont laugh i like it!!)
{x} Current Worry: school/grades
{x} Current Crush: tk
{x} Current Favorite Celebrity: BEP

On Dating:
{x} Long or short hair? long
{x} Dark or blond hair? Either
{x} Tall or short? tall
{x} Mr Sensitive or Mr Funny? funny but cant b a jerk... both
{x} Good or bad? bad
{x} Dark or light eyes?: Either

1. Smoked a cigarette: no
2. Smoked a cigar: No
3. Snorted coke: No
4. Smoked Weed: no
5. Been high: No
6. Had sex: no
7. Said "I hope you die" to someone: Yes
8. Tried to kill someone:no
9. Tried to kill yourself:no
10. Got in a fist fight: no, im very boring
11. Lied to your parents: Yes
12. Given someone a bruise: Yes
13. Ditched someone: yes
14. Freak danced: yes
15. Stole something: yes
16. Cut yourself:no
17. Skipped school: no
18. Hung up on someone: yea
19. Threw up at school: ya
20. Done someone else's make-up: no
21. Kissed someone of the same sex: no
22. Had a burping contest: yeah
23. Snuck out: Yes
24. Been to a school dance: yes
25. Thought your teacher was hot: Yes
1. Lotion: masterbation
2. Rubber: sex
3. CD: black eyed peas
4. Bed: sleep
5. Paper: pencil
6. Run: Fast
7. Candle: fire
8. Mouse pad: computer
9. Sweatshirt: warm
10. Door: house
11. Pictures: playboy
12. Flowers: my room
13. Deodorant: no sweat
14. Pencil: school
15. Sex: a girl
16. Radio: music

Age: 16Year of birth: 1991Month of birth: 12Day of birth: 28

Gender: male

Fantasy race personality: Orc
Elftownworldmap 43°3.450'N 85°59.364'W

Place of living: USA-Michigan

Town: gobles

Elfwood artist: Yes

Favorite URL:

Elftown crew wannabe: Yes

Favorite drawing objects

Computer interests
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information seekingmusicstrategy games

heavy metalhip hoppop

Other interests
board gamescard gamescats
chasing the preferred sexcookingeating
pornreligionrole playing

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: normal

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