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Member #3420 created: 2003-01-13 00:52:45Simple URL:   

Name: Lily Jane Britainnia Berger


My husband.
Our 2nd anniversary was 21 December. The trip to Hawaii was a Christmas gift from my in-laws.


Drew this while in acute IP treatment for anorexia nervosa at Remuda Ranch.

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I am day-dreaming about chunky fries, now. I live in a constant state of rush-rush-itis. I am still a vegetarian, last time I checked. I have been stolen by Kevin, so unless you are a hot foreign lady, please don't message me with hopes of a relationship. I love skipping my music, due to my unconfirmed ADD. I am almost always hungry and almost always tired/sick. I am lazy. I like to craft, but usually am too stressed to do anything.

Hello Kitty, Cinnamoroll, Miffy, Charmmy Kitty, baggy clothing, unique style, writing essays, pockets, fruits like plums and peaches, kittens, music that moves, grey days, fat lizards, dreaming of lyposuction, dreaming of never waking up, hot women, Kevin's penis, complicated drinks, time off, travelling around the world, French, crazy socks under dark pants, big bags that hold all my shit, walking to the beat, the word "ri-cock-ulous", surprising everyone with secrets, organisation, a good pair of tennis shoes, pink and black, refreshing face washes, pipes and Diet Coke cans, flavoured water, unusual supermodel fashion, fat furry things, Les Sims 2, speaking French while utterly drunk, the people at the bus stop, windblown hair, having a libido (I wish), arguing for the sake of arguing, the delicious nipple-pinching rave scene in the Matrix.

I used to love taking photos of people, but now I'm just into exhibitionism. No, you can't see my photos, dearies. I also used to draw a LOT. If you'd like to see some of my older drawings, please visit:

Let's are my views on certain issues: Pro-choice (read my paper on it:, against the war, for gay marriage, for the legalisation of marijuana, for the death penalty, and for the slow and gruesome death of Paris Hilton and Ashlee Simpson (nah, that's harsh; just kidding).

What my friends said about how much and why they appreciate me:
1) She picked out my monitor
2) her sister is HAWT
3) comedy "all night long" option
4) She makes me feel like I'm valued as a friend and as a person.
5.) She <3's Chris for making this thread! (that was me, posting.)
6) She finally gave Kevin the thing he wanted- a stable relationship.
7) She hides my dark secret.
8) She ditched Mme Hogan's class with me to get Diet Cokes
9) meep
10) She's an awesomely nice person who doesn't care much what others think
11) She improved my life by showing me what it's like to have a true committed relationship
12) She gives me a reason to keep breathing and waking up in the morning.
13) She pets my hair when I'm sad, and kisses my tears away.
14) She's not afraid of sharing her deepest darkest secrets with me, and keeping mine.
15) She's always there, willing to talk to me whatever time of the day, happy or sad.
16) She gets hyper and excited when I come home, and cries when I leave for school again (awwwwwwwww)
17) She rushes home from school because the entire day she looks forward to talking to me when the day is done
18) She battles her sister for control of the phoneline (haha)
19) She stands up for what she believes in (even if she needs a little encouragement from time to time (which I am happy to provide))
20) She never stops fighting the battle--just one more day, every day.
21) She is inspirational and motivational to others
22) She has a HUGE fanclub of people on her art site that like, have a temple in Guam where they worship her every action.
23) She shares her food with me when I finish mine and still have hungry greedy eyes.
24) She's always willing to help someone when they're down on their luck, or just sad for any reason.
25) She reminds me to eat when I forget
26) She compliments me on things I do
27) She tells me I can do things when I feel I can't. (similar to 21, except this one is personal) :D (11-27 were Kevin, obviously.)
28) she's pretty fucking hot too
29) has the good sense to shut down fuckheads like me
30) She is always there for her friends.
31) She has a phenomenal imagination.
32) She writes kickass little vignettes.
33) When all is said and done she is quite possibly more of a sex junkie than I am.


T'as la peau si douce.
C'est pour ca que je te touche.
T'as les yeux profonds ou je me perde dedans.
C'est pour ca que je te comprends.
T'as la bouche qui rit, les dents qui brillent au soleil.
C'est pour ca que je souris.
T'as les oreilles qui m'ecoutent.
C'est pour ca que t'es mon meilleur ami.
T'as un coeur cache mais on sait bien sa taille.
C'est pour ca que j'y suis toujours, meme si on dispute.
T'as un amour si fort qu'on ne serait jamais casse.
C'est pour ca qu'on est toujours ensemble.

Et la dernier truc qu'il faut dire c'est que tu m'aimes.
Mon cheri, c'est pour ca que je t'adore.

Age: 22Year of birth: 1986Month of birth: 4Day of birth: 22

Gender: female

Fantasy race personality: Human
Elftownworldmap 36°54.384'N 121°53.004'W

Place of living: USA-California

Town: San Jose

Known languages

Elfwood artist: Yes

Elfwood writer: Yes

Elftown crew wannabe: Yes

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Computer interests
action gamesartchat
emailgraphicsinformation seeking
musicpr0nuse communities
web designWindows

adult popalternativeclassical
grungeheavy metalhip hop
progressive metalraprock

Other interests
bookschasing the preferred sexcooking

Civil status: live together with partner

Sexual preference: both sexes

Body shape: plump

Height: 160

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