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Haruno Sakura (www.myspace.com/mugennoneko)

Member #24576 created: 2003-10-23 15:44:23Simple URL: http://www.elftown.com/24576   

Name: Jasmine Saku Yuro

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Name: Jasmine Saku Yuro.

And, before you ask, that's not my real name. I don't give that kind of information out over the internet!

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Actual Telephone Conversation Held Recently:

Friend: Hello?
Me: God damnit, I told you to stop calli-Oh, Hi {Name Deleted}. Since you answered, I guess you can live when the apocalypse comes. But only if you wear your roach suit. AKA bubble wrap.
Friend: I bet I could hang up on you and you'd keep talking.
Me: Probably. But you know you like the way I talk.
Friend: Yeah, baby, say it agian.

I would like to note that this WAS a female friend, and yes, we are both crazy.


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My House is a Safe Zone.



[I'm a member of the following wiki's:]


InuYasha For Inu-fans

Tendo Training Hall For Ranma nerds

I've got this thing for the bad guys... For those of us girls who like the bad boys.

3v1l l33t5 ul\l1t3! 1337 5p34|<3125!

googlesluts Google is the ONLY search engine. ;p

safezone Non-biased peeps.



[I'm the owner of the following wiki's:]



Icons for Naruto Random Naruto Icons

Jasmine's Drawings My drawings and photoshop experiments

David BowieFor those who love David Bowie!

Kouga Lovers Unite Two whole members at the moment. Including me. ;p

Jasmine's Gaia Creations They're cute!

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My favorite song is the Baka Song!!!

I am worth $1,728,838 on HumanForSale.com

This page is about me, anime, and anything else I think up at the time. I am a 18 year old girl living in Texas, and, no, I am not a Bush supporter. Just because he comes from our state doesn't mean you have to worship him you know... In fact, I try to stay out of politics, so please don't try to talk to me about them.


Anime I like are: Inuyasha, Fruits Basket, Gravitation, Mythical Detective Loki Ragnarok, Cowboy Bebop, Hana-Kimi, Demon Dairy, Ranma 1/2, Full-Metal Alchemist, Trigun, Gungrave, Fooly Cooly, S-cry-ed, and Paranoia Agent. I'm sure there are more, but I can't think of them at the moment.


Hobbies include: Gaming, reading, acting,and other stuffs.

My Yahoo SN is Mugen_no_neko, but I don't cyber, so don't even bother asking.

A friend will bail you out of jail and lecture you on your wrong doings, but a true friend will be right there with you saying "Damn that was fun. Up for seconds?" The greatest friend, and slightly insane one, has already prepared for your escape.

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A poem I found...


"The world needs a hero


Around every corner bad stuff is out there lurking.
Because that's what bad stuff does. It lurks.
Not runs. Not walks, nor strolls. But lurks.


And so the question arises: Who will defend goodness?
Who will conquer hard-to-open peanut packages?
Stand up against washing machines that steal socks, and
vanquish restrooms of empty, deserted rolls of toilet paper?


Who will stand up and say "No. No, Pimple,
you will not make the day bad, nor you, Chewing Gum
sgtuck to the sole of my shoe. You can test my
patience, but you cannot take my smile."


Who will champion snooze buttons, clouds that
look like animals, and all-you-can-eat buffets?


Who will step into the ring and become


a Force of Good?"


A seriously funny dubbing of an Advent Children scene:


"Hidden Face (HF):Hello Mr. Fluffy.
Cloud (C):I'm Cloud.
HF:Clouds are fluffy.
C: I'm not fluffy.
HF: Yes you are.
C: No I'm not!!
HF: Well then maybe you should be.
C: What~?
HF: You know what I mean...
Listen to me ramble in Japanese.
Walla Walla bing bang.
I bore myself.
Pizza Boy (PB): *Pizza Delivery!*
HF: Tell him to go back in the closet...I left him in there for a reason.
PB: *I ate a slice!*
HF: I'm wearing women's panties.
Shocked? So am I...
Say something.
C: That is so sick!
...are they red and frilly?
HF: Even better! They have butterflies on them.
C: Butterflies?
HF: Yes... and they go like this. Look at my hand!
Cluck!
Do you like my chicken impression?
C: I liked your turkey one better.
PB:*Who is wearing panties?*
[Cloud goes and kicks the door hard]
HF: Do you always hit people's doors?
Where did you get those shoes?
Though I am paralyzed, I still wear shoes.
C: Do you have pudding?
HF: Why would I have pudding...Can I tie your shoes?
C: I'll ask the pizza boy.
[Cloud goes and opens door]
*stare*
HF: Silly willly anal toy...He doesn't have pudding. I ate it.
Do you remember the time with the rubber chicken and the whipped cream?
I screamed like a girl. You tucked it between your legs, you know, the shovel.
We dug all night... but we never found it.
You fell in.
And you reached out like this.
C: Well...
PB:Hey Mr. Fluffy, I liked corndogs better brown than stale before you.
[Cloud angrily walks out past 'pizza boy']
My corndogs!
[door starts swinging closed]
HF: Oprah!
[Door shuts]"


"The Internet is really really great.
For Porn!
I've got a fast connection, so I don't have to wait.
For porn!
There's always some new site.
For porn!
I browse all day and night.
For porn!
I feel like I'm surfing at the speed of light!
Fo~r porn!!
Trekkie...


The internet is for porn.
Trekkie!
The internet is for porn.
What are you doing!
Why you think the net was born?
Porn porn porn!


Trekkie...
Oh! Hello Kate Monster!
You are ruining my song!
Oh, me sorry. Me no mean to...
Well...If you wouldn't mind being quite for a minute so I could finish...
Okie dokie!
Good!


I'm glad we have this new technology.
For porn!
Uhg....
Which gives us untold opprotunities.
For por--oop, sorry.
From your own desktop.
For --- hmm.
You can research, browse and shop.
Hmm?
Until you've had enough and you're ready to stop!
For po~rn!
Trekkie...


The internet is for porn.
Nooo...
The internet is for porn.
Trekkie...
Me up all night hugging me horn to
Porn porn porn!


That's gross! You're a pervert.
Aww, sticks and stones Kate Monster...
No, really. You are a pervert. Normal people don't sit at home and look at porn on the internet.
Oh...
What?
You have no idea! Ready normal people?
Ready!
Ready!
Ready!
Let me hear it!


The internet is for porn.
Sorry Kate.
The internet is for porn.
I masturbate.
All these guys unzip their flies for
porn porn porn!
The internet is not for porn!
Po~rn, po~rn,
Hold on a second!
Now happen to know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online.
That's correct.
And, Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com.
Sure!
And, Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay.
yes I do!
And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online Birthday card.
True!
Ah, but Kate, what you think he do after, hmmm?
*laughter* Yeah....
Ewwwwwwww!


The internet is for porn
Gross!
The internet is for porn
I hate porn!
Grab your dick and double click for
porn porn porn!
I hate men.
Po~rn,
I'm leaving!
Po~rn,
I hate the internet!
Po~rn,
The internet is for
the internet is for
The internet is for PORN!
Yeah!"


"Superheroes" by Stephen Lynch


"If I could be a super hero,
I would be Awesomeman.
I'd fly around the world fighting crime
according to my awesome plan.
And if I saw criminals trying to lie,
Hurting other people and making them cry,
I'd haul them off to jail in my awesome van,
'Cause I would be awesome man.


Now, some criminals want you to be a criminal.
They offer you things like drugs and alchohol.
But we know to do kids.
We just say no.


If I could be a superhero,
I would be drug-free boy.
Telling the world of the evils of drugs,
and all of the lives they destroy.
Well, I'd take on the junkie,
he's getting so high,
With their needles and bongs and sticks made of tie.
As I burned them alive, I would squeal with joy,
'Cause I would be drug-free boy.


*badly whistles the tune*


If I could be a superhero,
I'd be Immigration Dude.
I'd send all the foriegners back to their homes,
for eating up all of our food.
And taking our welfare and best jobs to boot,
Like landscaping, dishwashing, picking our fruit.
I'd pass alot of laws to get rid of their brood,
'Cause I'd be immigration dude.


Kids, you can make up your very own superhero!
If you could, who would it be?


If I could be a superhero,
would you be justice guy?
Making sure people get what they deserved,
especially women who lie.
Like if a wife left her husband with three kids and no job
to run off to F***ing Hawaii with a doctor named Bob.
You could skin them and drain them of blood so they'd die,
Especially Bob.
Then you would be justice guy.
Or you could be more subtle,
No, I didn't mean to be vague!
Give her the mad cow disease,
let him die of the plague.
As long as they suffer for their terrible lie,
especially Bob.
Then you would be justice guy.


Yes, then you would be a superhero like me!"


Age: 20Year of birth: 1987Month of birth: 11Day of birth: 13

Gender: female

Fantasy race personality: Elf
Elftownworldmap 28°9.924'N 97°18.384'W

Place of living: Travelling around

Town: Kingsville, TX

Known languages
English

Elfwood artist: No

Elfwood writer: No

Elftown crew wannabe: Yes

Favorite drawing objects
animedemonsfunny

Computer interests
action gamesartchat
emailgraphicsmusic
web designWindows

Music
alternativegothheavy metal
jazzoperapunk
rock

Other interests
animalsanimeart
bookscatscooking
electronicsfantasyparty
poetryrole playingsinging
scifishoppingtheatre
travellingwinewriting

Civil status: involved

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: plump

Height: 168


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