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Rizzie and Bump (So here we go a third time, eh?)

Member #21542 created: 2003-09-23 19:29:49Simple URL:   


omg! I don't even remember this picture being taken!
WTF was I thinking anyway?
Cute ears tho ^_^


Taken from the DigiCharat series...
My scanner ain't working so i had to take a photo. that's why it looks all crapified *sigh*
It's outta my art exam sketchbook ^_^

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Random Statement of The... uh... Day-or-Whenever-I-Can-Be-Bothered-Changing-It:

[IgnoreThis] myself, his mother and her boyfriend were all leaving my mum's wedding.

what did [IgnoreThis] say to my mum?

"Happy Wedding!"

True Story

And before we go any further you shall take my NEW <poll:48370>!


Some interesting stuff about me...

if i had a little girl, and followed the rules of chav naming a baby, she'd be called Joleen Morgan Smith.

if i had a little boy, and followed the rules of chav naming a baby, he'd be called Tyson Keanu Smith.

[From: EmJ ]

yea wats all dis shit bout chavs bein scum!? lyk we aint ppl 2?
 atleast we can stick up 4 ourselves n nt jus sit dwn at sum computer chattin all dis shyte bout chavs bein scum coz all of uz r 2 scared 2 say it 2 our faces coz u no ud get ur faces kicked in!!!
  i fink u lot shud go grab sum pubes!!
fuck da lot of u!!! 

[I'm not going to grab anyone's pubes! They might 'kick my face in!'.]

And Now, an exerpt from my most favouriite movie EVER.


Choose Chav. Choose no job. Choose no career. Choose a dysfunctional broken violent family. Choose a big fucking stolen telelvision. Choose cheap cigarettes, crap modded cars, white cider and fake Burberry caps. Choose poor health, high cholesterol and state benefits. Choose a rat infested council estate. Choose no education. Choose tacky flammable market stall sportswear. Choose hunks of 9crt worthless gold jewellery. Choose attacking pensioners for their money so you can get 4 tins of strong lager and 20 fags. Choose gangsta rap and ruling the playground like a tough hood, when in reality you are a fucking coward. Choose hanging in a bus shelter with the other losers, spitting on and vandalising everything in sight, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the age of 30, pishing your last in a miserable council bedsit, nothing more than an embarrasment to the 50 selfish, fucked up chav brats you spawned to gain extra benefits.

Choose no future.

Choose Chav.


Yo yo yo! Wassssup? Juss wannid teh give a big shaht aht teh [Avarion]! God eneh probems wi dat yooh tell da Dogfadder, goddit?

Kewl Wikis!

Age: 23Year of birth: 1988Month of birth: 8Day of birth: 18

Gender: female

Fantasy race personality: Elf
Elftownworldmap 54°3.882'N 2°14.988'W

Place of living: United Kingdom-England

Town: Darnhill, Heywood, Lancashire, Northern England.

Known languages

Elfwood artist: No

Elfwood writer: No

Elftown crew wannabe: No

Favorite drawing objects

Computer interests

alternativegrungenew age
progressive metalpunkrock

Other interests
beercatschasing the preferred sex
partyreligionrole playing

Civil status: involved

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: plump

Height: 163

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