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Joe-Schmoe

Member #182639 created: 2007-04-08 20:36:20Simple URL: http://www.elftown.com/joe-schmoe   

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I'm Josiah (Joey) Pelori-Lwjoara My poor nose has been broken a total of 7 times.


I have phobias of horses and murky water (and I don't say that just because I saw equuphobia and whateverphobia on randomjunk.com). I love painting, medical shows, and carnivals. If I was an article of clothing, I would be a hot pink angora neckerchief. Or hotpants.


The norm: Killin' prostitoots, PIMPIN THEM HOES, date rape, the History of obscure cultures, fairy tales animals (dragons, unicorns, minotaurs, wendigos, hobgoblins etc). I also have a thing for battery operated toys, autopsies, anatomy, locks that reqire keys, writing, reading, the work of scda architects (available at scdaarchitects.com)and solving puzzles and cringing while watching medical freak shows on TLC with someone special that I've yet to find, etc. Mercy killings also good. I also have a cruel penchant for making fun of the physically/mentally handicapped trying to dance, sing, use escalators, etc. I'm not interested in you.



Gender: male

Fantasy race personality: Human

Elftownworldmap missing.

Place of living: Travelling around

Known languages
Sign LanguageArmenianEnglish
FinnishIcelandicIrish Gaelic
LatinNorwegianSwahili

Elfwood artist: No

Elfwood writer: No

Elftown crew wannabe: No

Favorite drawing objects
buildingssexstrange

Music
hip hopoperareggae
techno

Other interests
animalsanimeart
basketrybeerboard games
booksbridgecard games
carpentrycarscats
chasing the preferred sexchesscooking
crime storiesdancingdisco
docu-soapsdogsdrinks
eatingeconomicselectronics
fantasyfashionfilm
fishinggamblinggeography
historyhorseshunting
LARPmotorcyclesneedlework
partyphysicsplants
poetrypoliticsporn
religionrole playingsinging
scifisewingslacking
smokingsnow scooterssoap operas
shoppingsportingstocks
theatreThe Town Heraldtravelling
watching sportwhiskywine
woodworkWoodworks e-zinewriting

Civil status: involved

Sexual preference: unknown

Body shape: thin


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