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sedumwave (LoVe can go but the PaIn will always stay <3)
Name: !~$@m$3n J@N@N+H@~!
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98 reasons to be a girl
The Best Years Of Our Lives
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[these are the most recent pics of me and some of my friends
LETSW GET A FEW THINGS STRAIGHT:
1.I DON'T FUCKING CARE WHAT YOU THINK
2.I will do whatever i want when i want
3. If you have a problem with the stuff i do...too damn bad
4.No i am not a whore..so stop thinking that
5.If i like you.....fucking good for you
6.If i dont like you...too damn bad...stop being stupid....
7. I can be very mean and hateful and will not hesitate to cuss you out if you piss me off
good...hope u have a nice day....NOT..fuckers
The Emo Alphabet
A is for Alone and always complaining about how you are just that
B is for Bracelets but any wrist adornment will do
C is for Crying
D is for Dyed black hair
E is for Emotion and exagerating every one you have
F is for Floorpunch
G is for Glasses preferably thick black rims
H is for Heartbreak, boo hoo...
I is for Intense pain that you feel from your unrequitid love
J is for Jilted lover
K is for Kissing and whining because you aren't doing it
L is for Labeling yourself
M is for Mood swings
N is for Never having friends that care about you
O is for Old man pants
P is for Picked last in gym class and other cliche's of the sort
Q is for Questioning youur self worth
R is for Remembering the times when things where wonderful and then crying about how much your life sucks
S is for Sweaters
T is for Thrift stores
U is for Underdeveloped muscles
V is for Veganism
W is for Whining about how everyrthing is so terrible and your parents that make six fugures can't buy you the love that you want
X is for X-girlfriends and talking about the pain they bring you
Y is for Your miserable existence
Z is for Zooming in with your camera because your a photographer
[92% percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8% who would be laughing your ass off.]
Friend: Calls your parents "Mr." or "Mrs."
Best Friend: Call your parents "Mom" or "Dad."
Friend: Has never seen you cry.
Best Friend: Has the best shoulder to cry on.
Friend: Asks you for your number.
Best Friend: Asks you for their number.
Friend: Will leave you hanging to be with a crowd.
Best Friend: Always has your back.
Friend: Runs for help in a fight.
Best Friend: Jumps in the fight to help.
Friend: Will bail your stale ass out of Jail.
Best Friend: Will be sittin' right next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!"
Friend: Will help you move out of a house.
Best Friend: Will help you move a dead body out of the house.
Friend: Is there when you need them
Best Friend: Is there even when you don’t need them
Friend: Gets drunk at a wild party and pukes on your carpet
Best Friend: Feels worse than you do about puking on your carpet in the morning
Friend: Hides you from the cops
Best Friend:Is hiding from the cops with you
Friend: Lets you make an ass out of yourself in public
Best Friend: Is up there with you making an ass out of themselves too
Friend: Likes you cause your always doing stupid shit
Best Friend: Loves you even though you do stupid shit AND does stupid shit with you
Friend: Is shocked to find out your actually gay
Best Friend: Always knew but really could care less
Friend: Doesn’t tell anyone if you kill the guy who tried to kill you
Best Friend: Helped you kill the guy who tried to kill u
Friend: Comes with you to your moms funeral
Best Friend: Cries with you at your moms funeral
Friend: Tells you when hi/or her parents doesn’t want him/or her to hang out with you any more
Best Friend: Laughs in his/or her parents faces when they say they dont want him to hang around u
Best Friends: Are 4 Ever
the worst way to miss some one
is to sit next to them
knowing that u can't have them
i wanted to send you something HOT,AMAZINg,ADORABLE,SMART,GOOD
LOOKIN, SOMETHING LOVEABLE,but
the post man told me to get the
fu** out the post boxs
--When did black lip stick become a fashion trend?
--When did having a knife to your neck become the thing to do in a picture?
--When did having NO eyebrows become attractive?
--When did having suicidal crap in your Elftown house become cool?
--When did cutting yourself become something to do to get attention. Stop cutting, you losers.
--AND PLEASE TELL ME WHEN CLAIMING TO BE A VAMPIRE WAS COOL BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO KNOW!!!
--When did tYp1n Lyk d1s b3Co|\/|3 not so annoying?! If you type like that..don't talk to me
*´`•¸.•ºA good friendº•.¸•´`*
º•.¸•´`*Will pick you *´`•¸.•º
*´`•¸.•ºBack up whenº•.¸•´`*
*´`•¸.•ºYou fall but yourº•.¸•´`*
º•.¸•´`*Best friend will laugh*´`•¸.•º
*´`•¸.•ºAnd push you right º•.¸•´`*
º•.¸•´`* *Back down* *´`•¸.
LOVE CAN BE VERY POWERFUL BUT ALSO INMANY CASES VERY DOUBTFUL, DON'T BE A FOOL, YOU NEVER KNOW YOU COULD BE ONE OF HIS VUICTIMS BLINDED BY IT'S POWER.CRYING FOR UNBELIEVABLE HOURS WIISHING THAT THEY WERE YOURS AGAIN IT BRINGS SO MUCH PAIN, YOUR HEART WILL NEVER MEND LOVE IS BLIND AND IT CAN TAKE OVER YOUR MIND,SHOWING YOU THAT IT CARES, BUT YOU NEVER KNOW IF IT'S ALL PRETEND, DON'T YOU ASK YOUR SELF SOMETIMES..WHY MUST I FEEL THIS WAY,LOVE CAN SOMETIMES GO,BUT THE PAIN WILL ALWAYS STAY!
[WHAT YOU SHOULD NEVER SAY TO A COP
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3. Hey!!!! aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
6. Oh GOD!!! you're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
7. What the fuck?! I pay your salary!
8. Ar thanks! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
9. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
10. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
11."Officer I wasn't speeding...I was just driving a teeny tiny bit over the limit."
12.When the officer says "Do you know why
i pulled over" never say "Why did you forget?"]
20 Ways to keep your sanity
[1.618] At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses
on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
[2.] Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice
[3.14159] Every time someone asks you to do something,
ask if they want fries with that.
[4.] Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"
[5.] Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
[6.6.6] In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".
[7.11] Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
[8.] Don't use any punctuation marks
[9.] As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
[10.] Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
[11.] Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
[12.51] Sing along at the opera.
[13.] Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
[14.] Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
[15.] Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend
their party because you're not in the mood.
[16.] Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Devon.
[17.] When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "3rd time this week!!!!!"
[18.] When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
[19.] Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
[20.] At a restuarant ask for a diet water. keep a straight face.
[21.]Put this in all of your profiles.
I'm 14 years old and i like punk rock!!my favorite bands are
My Chemical Romance
His Infernal Majesty
there's more but i didn't want to list them!!
[These are 12 signs that you are falling in love.... ]
12. [You'll read his/her IMS over and over again... ]
11. [You'll walk really really slow while you're with him/her... ]
10. [You'll feel shy whenever you're with him/her... ]
9. [While thinking bout him/her...your heart will beat ]
faster and faster...
8.[ By listening to his/her voice...you'll smile for no reason. ]
7.[ While looking at him/her..you cant see the other ]
people around you...you can only see that person...
6. [You'll start listening to SLOW songs.]
5. [He/She becomes all you think about. ]
4. [You'll get high just by their smell... ]
3. [You'll realize that you're always smiling to yourself
when you think about them.. ]
2. [You'll do anything for him/her...]
1. [While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole time.]
[13.] When your on the phone with them late at night and they hang up...but you miss them already when it was just two minutes ago
[12.51] You read their texts over and over again...
[11.] You walk really slow when you're with them...
[10. ]You feel shy whenever you're with them...
[9.] When you think about them, your heart beats faster and faster...
[8.] You smile when you hear their voice...
[7.11] When you look at them, you can't see the other people around
you... all you see is him/her...
[6.6.6] You start listening to slow songs, while thinking of them...
[5.] They become ALL you think about...
[4.] You get high just from their scent...
[3.14159] You realize that you're always smiling to yourself when you think
[2.] You would do anything for them...
[1.618] While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole
~*If you love someone, put their name
in a circle, instead of a heart,
because hearts can break, but circles go on
°¤:Id LiE f0r YoU....:¤°
°¤:.CrY f0r YoU.:¤°
°¤:.HoLd My BrEaThE.:¤°
LoVe iZ LiKe QuiCkSanD-THA DeEpEr u FaLL iN iT ThA HaRdA iT iZ 2 GeT OuT
[-:¦:-Never give up-:¦:-
*if u still wanna try*
-:¦:-Never wipe your tears-:¦:-
*if u still wanna cry*
-:¦:-Never settle for the answer-:¦:-
*if u still wanna know*
-:¦:-Never say u don't like him-:¦:-
*if u can't let him go*
Loving someone that doesn't love you back is like reaching for a star. You know you will never reach it, but you just got to keep trying.
Love is when at 2:30 A.M. you wake up hoping that your dream was reality.
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill because they pissed me off.
Pray that your lonliness may spur you into finding something to live for, great enough to die for.
Love is like Heaven, but it can hurt like Hell.
Maybe the change of your dreams already happening and you don't even realize, or perhaps it might just be taking a little longer to you on becoming a reality.
Facts do not cease to exist because thay are ignored.
Our lives improve only when we take chances and the first and most difficult risk we can take is to be honest with ourselves.
If you had to chose between someone you love or someone who loves you, pick the person who loves you because, you can learn to love someone but you can't make someone love you back.
Time is a companion that goes with us on a journey. It reminds us to cherish every moment, because it will never come again. What we leave behind is not as important as how we have lived.
We come to lovenot by finding the perfect person, but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly.
It is much easier to turn a friendship into love than to turn love into a friendship.
Life is not a dress rehearsal, so live it to the fullest.
A best friend is like a four-leaf clover. Hard to find but once found, lucky to have.
Sex, drugs, rock n' roll
speed, weed, birth control
life's a bitch, thn you die
so fuck the world and let's
Some of my favorite songs:
Belly Dancer by Akon
Tell Me by Simple Plan (not on the radio!)
Beep by The Pussycat Dolls (not on the radio)
I Yi YI by the Ying Yang Twins (not on the radio)
Dance, Dance by Fall Out Boy
Sugar We're Going Down by Fall Out Boy
A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road.
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, butonly one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
.*..If you love someone this much put this on your site..*..
If you REALLY LIKE SOMEONE right now AND MISS THEM and can't get them out of your head then re-post this within 1 mintute and whoever you are missing will surprise you..]
. We want to be hugged
[2.] We want you to show us affection even when people you know are around.
[3.14159] We have peverted minds SOMETIMES
[4.] Don't take us for granted.
[5.] If you like us, make your move before someone else does.
[6.6.6]If you don't shave, don't expect us too...EVERYDAY!!
'[7.11] Even though we're perfectly okay with it, don't tell us to kiss our friends to turn you on unless you're willing to do the same.
'[8.] Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
'[9. ]We don't care how sexy your ex was.
'[10.] We absolutely do not care about how hot you think other girls are even if were not going out with you!!!
[11.] Even though you almost never are, we'll pretend that you're right sometimes.
[12.51] Its not our job to make all the plans.
. We understand that size doesn't matter.
[14.] We're not as shallow as you think we all are.
[15.] PMS is ALWAYS an excuse.
[16.] On that note, anything we say or do during that 4 days to a week each month cannot be held against us.
[17.] Vin Deisel IS hot, so get over it.
[18.] We like it when you say that you're sorry (even if its not entirely your fault)
[19. ]The excuse "I can't dance" is absolutely unacceptable...we'll appreciate the effort.
[20.] Make fun of us...prepare to DIE!
[21.] The "little things" are really the biggest things
'[22.]No girl just wants to be "your friend with benefits".
[23.] Don't smoke and expect us to kiss you, its gross beyond words.
[24.] We're sensitive.
[25.] When we trip and or fall, throw yourself upon the altar of sacrifice and humiliate yourself to make us feel better.
[26. ]Don't lie to us...ever.
[~!*22 Ways To Make A Girl Smile*!~]
1 . [Tell her she is beautiful (not fine, or sexy)]
2 . [Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second.]
3 . [Kiss her on the forehead.]
4 . [Leave her voice messages to wake up to.]
5 . [When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.]
6 . [Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.]
7 . [Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with.]
8 . [Write her notes. (she loves them)]
9 . [Introduce her to family and friends . . . as your girlfriend.]
10 . [Play with her hair.]
11 . [Pick her up, tickle her, and play-wrestle with her.]
12 . [Sit in the park and just talk to her.]
13 . [Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, or just tell her jokes.]
14 . [Let her fall asleep in your arms.]
15 . [If she's mad at you, kiss her.]
16 . [Give her piggyback rides.]
17 . [Bring her flowers]
18 . [Treat her the same around your friends as you do when your alone.]
19 . [Look her in the eyes and smile.]
20 . [Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants.]
21 . [Kiss her in the rain.]
22 . [If your in love with her . . . tell her.]
A kiss is just a kiss till you find the one you love.
A hug is just a hug till its the one you're thinking of.
A dream is just a dream till it comes true.
Love was just a word till I heard it from you
[♥][S]A[v]E [a] S[k]A[t]E [B]O[a]R[d].[.]. [R]I[d]E [a] S[k]8[r][♥]
|Age: 16||Year of birth: 1992||Month of birth: 7||Day of birth: 19|
Fantasy race personality: Elf
Place of living: USA-Wisconsin
Elfwood artist: No
Elfwood writer: Yes
Elftown crew wannabe: No
|goth||heavy metal||hip hop|
|chasing the preferred sex||crime stories||dancing|
Civil status: single
Sexual preference: opposite sex
Body shape: thin
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