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dark_angel_69 ([I Love Jeff])

Member #167146 created: 2005-11-13 02:12:33Simple URL: http://www.elftown.com/dark_angel_69   
Email: jenna_daley_69@hotmail.com

Name: Jenna

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Me And My Baby Boy Parker

Drawing missing.

Description:
[SEX IS LIKE MATH:
U ADD THE BED
SUBSTRACT THE CLOTHES
DIVIDE THE LEGS
AND HOPE U DONT MULTIPLY!!!
]

[I wanna give you a hug but,
a hug leads to a kiss,
a kiss leads to a lick,
a lick leads to a suck,
and a suck leads to a fuck.
sooo... wanna hug?!
]

[? Statement of Love: The Kiss
1. Kiss on the hand.... I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek... I just want to be friends (i don't agree)
3. Kiss on the neck... I want you
4. Kiss on the lips... I love you
5. Kiss on the ears... I am just playing
6. Kiss anywhere else. Lets not get carried away (i don't agree)
7. Look in your eyes ... kiss me
8. Playing with your hair... I can't live without you
9. Hand on your waist... I love you too much to let you go ?
]

[Give me a hug
Give me the world
give me your heart
And I'll be your girl
give me your smile
Give me your time
Give me your love
And I'll give you mine
]

[I'm a bitch but i got class
fuck with me i'll kick ur ass
to all u hoes that think ur cool
just remember BITCHES RULE
]

[roses are red,
violets are corny,
when i am with you
i get really horny
so eat me,
beat me,
bite me,
blow me,
suck me,
fuck me very slowly,
but when you kiss me
dont be sassy
use your tongue and
make it nasty!!...
]

[you think you know some one....
you think you love someone....
you think you have someone....
till you realize its a lie....
is it better to accept the lie....
is it better not knowing....
no....
]

[ROSES ARE RED
PICKLES ARE GREEN
I LOVE YOUR LEGS
AND WHAT'S BETWEEN
]

[JACK AND JILL
WENT UP THE HILL
TO SMOKE MARIJUANIA
JACK GOT HIGH
UNZIPED HIS FLI
AND ASKED JILL "DO YOU WANNA"
JILL SAID YES
DROPPED HER DRESS
SHE WAS GONNA HAVE SOME FUN
BUT SILLY JILL
FORGOT HER PILL
AND NOW THEY HAVE A SON!!
]

[Humpty dumpty fucked a fat whore,
Humpty dumpty fell on the floor,
All the kings horses
and all the kings men bent the bitch over
and fucked her again
]

[I can't sleep at night thinking of you I can't listen in class day dreamin about you I can't explain how much I love you bc there are no words good enough I can't care about anything else when I'm kissing you, bc I'm in love]

[Why is it that when I feel like I'm almost completely over you Then something happens that makes all my feelings come rushing back?]


[Everytime I see him my heart jumps & i get butterflies in my stomach. But why can't i get the courage to talk to him?]

[Always wear cute pajamas to bed cuz u never know who might be in ur dreams]

[When It Starts To Rain... Break Out The Slip & Slide]

[If the only place I can have you is in my dreams... I'll sleep forever]

[Do You Believe In Love At First Sight? Or Do I Have To Pass by Again?]

[god made pepsi,god made dirt, god made guys so girls can flirt!!]

[dont waste your time with drugs waste it with me!]

[Dont Tell Me You Love Me Unless U Mean It Cause I Might Do Sumthin Stupid N Believe It!!!!!!!!!!!]

[If you REALLY LIKE SOMEONE right now AND MISS THEM and can't get them out of your head then re-post this within 1 mintute and whoever you are missing will surprise you..]

[..*..If you love someone this much put this on your site..*..]
[~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~]


[A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..]


[Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.]


[Guy: No, this is fun.]


[Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!]


[Guy: Then tell me you love me.]


[Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!]


[Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.]


[*Girl hugs him*]


[Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.]



[(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die
]


[What would you say if I asked you not to go
To forget everyone, forget everything and start over with me
Would you take my hand and never let me go
Promise me you'll never let me go
]

[And now the stars aren't out tonight,
But neither are we to look up at them
Why does hello feel like goodbye?
These memories can't replace,
These wishes I wished and dreams I chased
Take this broken heart and make it right
]

[I feel like I lost everything when you're gone
Left remembering what it's like to have you here with me
I thought you should know,
You're not making this easy
]

[I never thought I'd be the one to say
Please don't leave me
]

[♥ If you luv some1 this much put dis on ur page♥]

[Kissing is a habit, fucking is a game, guys get all the pleasure, girl gets all the pain, the guy says i love and u believe its true, then your tummy swells and he says the hell with u! 10 mins pleasure, 9 mths pain, 3 days in the hospital a baby w/o a name, the baby is a bastard, what are u going to do, now everything is going wrong and your teenage life is through]


[15 THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW OR THOUGHT ABOUT



1) AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD LOVE YOU SO MUCH THEY WOULD DIE FOR YOU.



2)AT LEAST 15 PEOPLE LOVE YOU IN SOME WAY.



3)THE ONLY REASON ANYONE WOULD EVER HATE YOU IS BECAUSE THEY WANT TO BE JUST LIKE YOU.



4)A SMILE FROM YOU CAN BRING HAPPINESS TO ANYONE, EVEN IF THEY DON'T LIKE YOU.



5)EVERY NIGHT, SOMEONE THINKS ABOUT YOU BEFORE THEY GO TO SLEEP.



6)YOU MEAN THE WORLD TO SOMEONE



7)IF NOT FOR YOU, SOMEONE MAY NOT BE LIVING



8)YOU ARE SPECIAL AND UNIQUE



9)SOMEONE THAT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW EXISTS LOVES YOU



10)WHEN YOU MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE EVER, SOMETHING GOOD COMES FROM IT.



11)WHEN YOU THINK THE WORLD HAS TURNED ITS BACK ON YOU, TAKE A LOOK: YOU MOST LIKELY TURNED YOUR BACK ON THE WORLD.



12)WHEN YOU THINK YOU HAVE NO CHANCE OF GETTING WHAT YOU WANT, YOU PROBABLY WON'T GET IT, BUT IF YOU BELIEVE IN YOURSELF, PROBABLY, SOONER OR LATER, YOU WILL GET IT.



13) ALWAYS REMEMBER THE COMPLIMENTS YOU RECEIVED. FORGET ABOUT THE RUDE REMARKS.



14)ALWAYS TELL SOMEONE HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT THEM; YOU WILL FEEL MUCH BETTER WHEN THEY KNOW.



15)IF YOU HAVE A GREAT FRIEND, TAKE THE TIME TO LET THEM KNOW THAT THEY ARE GREAT.
]


[A white man yells to a black man. "Hey colored boy! You're blockin my view."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black"
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this in your house if you are against raciasim.
]


[~True Story~



A religion teacher assigned her class an essay on what makes a good Christian. One student wrote about praying nightly, say no to abortion, banning gay marriage, and donating money. The other student wrote about talking to God and allowing people to enjoy their lives, and supporting gay marriage.


The day the teacher was to hand the papers back, she called up the second student and told him she would pray for him when he went to hell. The student asked why would he be going to hell, and why he got an F on his paper. The teacher told him that Catholisim is against gay marriage. The student looked at her for a minute, then said aloud, "I'm gay." The teacher kicked him out of class as if he had said fuck or worshipped Satan.


A girl in the back of class who had a boyfriend and was obviously straight got up and left too.


* If you would leave the classroom, repost this. It doesn't matter if you're straight, bi, or gay. It doesn't matter if you're Catholic or not. Everyone is a human being and deserves happiness. *
]






Age: 17Year of birth: 1992Month of birth: 1Day of birth: 14

Gender: female

Fantasy race personality: Human

Elftownworldmap missing.

Place of living: USA-Michigan

Town: kinchloe

Known languages
English

Computer interests
chat

Music
hip hoppoppunk
raprock

Other interests
beerchasing the preferred sexparty
role playingsingingsmoking
whisky

Civil status: involved

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: normal


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