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Clarky (what u gonna do when they come for you?)

Member #164405 created: 2005-10-26 13:41:05Simple URL:   

Name: James


"Take that mother nature!!"


Stuart never realised that laser eye surgery could be so dangerous!

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Building worker

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Travelling bard

SENTENCE OF THE DAY: "Loook, crunchy beatles with hard wing cases. Your mother would have a fit in the jungle!"

TUNE OF THE DAY: The levellers: Forgotten ground

Hello there! Im James, people call me Clarky, but you can call me dick head or shit head, you can even call me Susan if it makes you happy! I've lived in Alnwick for about two years but im currently in basic training. i love my friends, and my music. im 18 and i like talking, so give me txt if your up 4 it!

Army life really is difficult. But i have to do it. Otherwise i'll be stuck here all my life doin fuck all. But as a result of joining up, a relationship has ended. The best relationship infact. One day i hope we can meet back up and picked up where we left off. Or maybe thats just wishful thinking.

Sorry em.

Music is Excellent! I love everything about it! here is a couple of bands which i absolutely adore at the moment..

The Doors
Stone Roses
Fun Lovin' Criminals
The Who
The Futureheads
John Lee Hooker

EZ Rollers
The Ordinay Boys
The Ohio Players
Jimi Hendrix
Janis Joplin
Al green (dont ask!)
The Vapours
The Smashing Pumpkins
Kula Shaker
Led Zepplin
MAximo Park
The Go Team
Lynn Collins
James Brown
Scapegoat Wax
At The Drive In
Mars Volta
80's Matchbox B-Line Disaster
Queens of The Stone Age

And a whole load of other shit....

I have no idea why i like music so much, but i play drums and a bit of Bass and guitar, so that probably has something to do with it! I'll get a couple o pictures of my instruments on my page, they all look gorgeous (mmm, they hav curves!!).

Also, check out for some kick ass unsigned bands! Recently, me and my mate Steve (ironboundtreo) have listened to this band from Winnipeg called Hoist! If u r into Funk and jazz fusion, then give it a listen! It rocks!

If u wanna hear the sort of music i play, then go to to hear our band (Metta). Just type our band name in on the search box and listen to our tracks! It's weird but its good fun!! We mostly play a blend of blues and funk, but it all kinda mushes up into metal!! Give it a shot.

Sorry about my absolutely shnide House, but you know how it is, im new with this computer lark! To tell you the truth, im a bit of a technophobe, so please...bare with me!

That is all i have to say!
Who loves you baby?!! Clarky xxx

Age: 20Year of birth: 1988Month of birth: 2Day of birth: 20

Gender: male

Fantasy race personality: Duck
Elftownworldmap 52°26.760'N 2°32.244'W

Place of living: United Kingdom-England

Town: ATR Lichfield

Elfwood artist: No

Elfwood writer: No

Elfwood URL: Who's URL?

Fanquarters URL: Ya fuckin wot?!!

Wyvern URL: Isn't wyvern in Scotland?

Home-page URL: URL has a home page now?

Weblog URL: Eh?

Favorite URL: My Favourite URL...Earl Hindman from Home Improvement!!

Elftown crew wannabe: No

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action gamesmusic

adult popalternativeblues
classicalcountryfolk music
grungeheavy metalhip hop
jazznew agepop
progressive metalpunkrap

Other interests
beerbookscard games
carschasing the preferred sexchess

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: normal

Height: 183

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