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Member #163673 created: 2005-10-21 04:43:24Simple URL:   

Name: Jacob VandeVeegaete


Popped collar, deep thoughts.


Ballin 1st car!!!! (1976 Chevy Nova Gold Medalist)

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Honestly....I could write a book and it wouldn't be enough. So, let's skip to the cliff-notes. My mom named me Jacob Ryan VandeVeegaete and it has grown on me. Don’t worry about pronouncing my last name right, shit happens. I’m 19 years old……which is pointless to celebrate by the way. You know what I look like if you looked at the pictures so I’m not repeating in words what they show with pictures. Sounds Reasonable….unless you’re blind….but then you can’t see these words anyways….score! jk…I have nothing against blind people. I’m driven by ambitions far grander than reality spans. I’ve got a lot of shit to do before I die in other words. I’m a big fan of morals and honor. If you’re not, that there’s probably a throw down between us somewhere in the near future. I’m sort of an oxymoron made into a person. I’m lazy yet energetic. Okay…maybe just with that one thing…don’t judge me… I’m pretty rad, so we should get along if you’re not douche material. I'm compassionate, considerate, intelligent, open-minded, openly opinionated, and have a great amount of common sense. I usually have to be inspired be others in some way. It's a curse. My friends keep me sane. I'm under the impression that's true for everyone though...unless you don't have friends...wich means you should probably go get a few ya crazy loser! jk, I have nothing against lossers or looneys. I'm a ninja. No, I'm serious...I'm a ninja I sware to god. Ask and I'll elaborate. I'm a ninja that teaches other wannabe-ninjas how to windmill-kick poeple in the face and other useful ninja stuff. If that doesn't pan out I plan on becoming a Phsycologist for you friendless, insane people. jk, I'm gonna be a full time thug....jk, I'm not gonna be a thug...I couldn't commit enough time to act that ridiculous on purpose.


1-Cybering is for desperate people with an iq of 12, if you want in someone's pants that bad....atleast try in person

2-If you're racsist in any way, you're an ignorant pig, don't talk to me

3-If you just stare at someone's page on here and don't message them, then don't go to their page in the first place moron

4-I like conversations with smart people, I don't consider a message saying simply hi, or hey there intelligent, it says to me you're to stupid to come up with more to say

And 5-This is just a webpage, not the whole me, if you don't talk to me because this page doesn't give you an orgasm or whatever, stop and ponder to yourself that maybe I have to mutch of a life to be making my elftown the coolest one out there

one night a father passed bye his sons bedroom and heard him praying "god bless mommy and daddy and grandma goodbye grandpa!" the man never thought much of this and was just happy he was praying! the next day his grandpa was found dead of a heart attack the father just thought it was a coincidence, that night his son was praying "god bless mommy and daddy goodbye grandma!" the next day the grandma was found dead that night the father decided to stand outside his sons room "godbless mommy goodbye daddy!" the man was really scared he stayed up all night and went to the doctors early the next morning to get a health check the doctor sed he was fine then he went home and his wife sed "thank god yor home honey! we could really use yor help the milkman was found dead on the porch!"

Oh yeah, Im worth 2,124,050 on humans for sale.....hell yeah :P

Age: 19Year of birth: 1988Month of birth: 11Day of birth: 22

Gender: male

Fantasy race personality: Elf

Elftownworldmap missing.

Place of living: USA-Texas

Town: Robinson (waco)

Known languages
Sign LanguageEnglishFrench

Favorite drawing objects

Computer interests
action gamesartBasic
information seekingLinuxmusic
strategy gamesvideo

gothgrungeheavy metal
hip hopnew ageopera
progressive metalpunkrap

Other interests
beerboard gamesbooks
card gamescarscats
chasing the preferred sexchesscooking
crime storiesdiscodogs

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: fit

Height: 178

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