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~Josher~ (Bored)

Member #153305 created: 2005-08-13 19:18:26Simple URL: http://www.elftown.com/153305   
Email: diablos_spawn8@hotmail.com

Name: Josh Wishard

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drawing

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Street child

Description:
[My 18th birthday is in a few months write me and tell me what ur gunna get me]



YOU CAN ASK ME SIX QUESTIONS::
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
__________________________________________________
No matter how random, revealing, rude, or pointless
__________________________________________________
I promise to answer them 100% truthfully
__________________________________________________
All questions are COMPLETELY confidential - send to my inbox
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[Repost this to see what others ask you...]
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IF YOU DONT THEN YOU'RE SCARED OF WHAT PEOPLE MAY ASK


[92% percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8% who would be laughing your ass off.]
[96% of teens won't stand up for god, repost this if your one of the ones who still doesn't][ ~ thnx Whit]

[if u had me locked up in ur room for 24 hrs what would u want me to do???? write me and tell me]

[touch me tease me kiss me please me ill just give it to u the way u like it girl ;)]

One of my favorite sayings

If u have ever wanted to go to hell.... nows your chance... because you've just been offered!!! my own saying i made up....

yeah if u come to my house and u wanna know alittle more bout me just send me a message.......


Sum of the things i like to do!
- rollerblade
- ice skate(even tho i got a concusion doing it)
- play hockey
- play football
- listen to all music cept emo, and country
- weight lift


Just Sum lyrics from my favorite songs




[OK YOU SO NEED TO ANSWER THIS!!!]
[GIVE ME A NUMBER!!
You can pick more than one..
1= I like you
2= I love you
3= You're funny
4= You're cool
5= I don't really care for your personality
6= I wanna be on you!
7= You're sexy8= You have a nice body
9= I hate you
10= You're boring
11= your gay and your just a waist of air
12= You have an awesome personality
13= I want to kiss every part of your body
14= I wanna do you 'til you scream my name
15= I want to go out with you
16= I'm looking for a relationship with you
17= be wit me
18= you're cute
19= i dont know you?
20= i want you in my life
Afterwards, repost it and see what number people will give you
]




           
GRADES:
F~ Your ugly, and you suck at life. Literally.
D~ Your an ass. Go jump off a cliff.
C- ~ Your just someone I dont want to talk to okay?
C ~ Your okay looking I guess, but definetly not the best.
C+ ~ Your, meh, the "average joe". Kind of boring yes?
B- ~ Hey your kind of cool. Your kind of cute too.
B ~ Your cute. And your a pretty interesting person.
B+ ~ Pretty damn attractive, and cool too.
A- ~ Your extremely attractive, and your awesome. Go you.
A ~ REALLY hot, I want you here now. Lets get it on.
A+ ~ THE HOTTEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD
A++ ~ i wanna bang you!



*..If you love someone this much put this on your site..*..
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Would you:
[1. Give me your number?]
2. Have sex with me?
[3. Let me kiss you?]
4. Watch a movie with me?
[5. Let me take you out to dinner?]
6. Drive me somewhere/anywhere?
[7. Take a shower with me?]
8. Be my bf/gf?
[9. Have a fling with me?]
10. Buy me a drink if i didnt have money?
[11. Take me home for the night?]
12. Would you let me sleep in your bed?
[13. Sing car kareoke w/ me?]
14. Re-post this for me to answer your questions?
[15. Do you think im attractive, sexy, or hot?]
16. Do you like my style?
[17. Do you think im funny?]
18. Do you care about me?
[19. Would you dance with me?]
20. Would you sing happy birthday to me?]

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"98% of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol.
Put this in your profile if you like bagels."
[#] [#] [#] ♪ [] ♪ [] ♪ [#] [#] [#]


"Money Maker"
(feat. Pharrell)

[Hook:]
[Pharrell:]
Shake your money maker
Like somebody boutta pay ya
I see you on my radar
Don't you act like you dont hear
She...

[Ludacris:]
You know I got it
If you want it, come get it
Stand next to this money
Like - ey ey ey

[Pharrell:]
Shake your money maker
Like somebody boutta pay ya
Don't worry about them haters
Keep your nose up in the air

[Ludacris:]
You know I got it
If you want it, come get it
Stand next to this money
Like - ey ey ey

[Verse 1:]
Shake shake shake your money maker
Like you were shakin it for some paper
Took your mama 9 months to make ya
Might as well shake what ya mama gave ya

You ... you lookin good in them jeans
I bet you look even better with me in between
I keep my mind on my money, money on my mind
But yous a hell of a distraction when you shake your behind
I got * on my right side pourin some cups
My whole hood is to my left and they aint giving a fuck

So feel free to get lose and get carried away
So by tomorrow you forgot what you was sayin today
But don't forget about this feeling that im making you get
And all the calories you burn from me making you sweat
The mile high points you earn when we taking my jet
And how everywhere you turn I'll be making you wet..

[Hook:]
[Pharrell:]
Shake your money maker
Like somebody boutta pay ya
I see you on my radar
Don't you act like you dont hear
She...

[Ludacris:]
You know I got it
If you want it, come get it
Stand next to this money
Like - ey ey ey

[Pharrell:]
Shake your money maker
Like somebody boutta pay ya
Don't worry about them haters
Keep your nose up in the air

[Ludacris:]
You know I got it
If you want it, come get it
Stand next to this money
Like - ey ey ey

[Verse 2:]
Switch, switch, switch it from right to left and..
Switch it till you running right out of breath and..
Take a break until you ready again and..
You can invite over as many friends as..
Ya want to, but i really want you
Just be thankful that Pharrell gave you somethin to bump to...HEYY
Luda...Im at the top of my game
You want my hands from the bottom to the top of your brain
And I...just wanna take a lil ride on your curves
And get erotic giving your body just what it deserves and..

Let me give you some swimming lessons on the penis
Backstroke, breaststroke, stroke of a genius...YUPP
Call me the renaissance man
Get up and i stay harder than a cinder block mannn....HEYY
Im just a bedroom gangster
And i been meanin to tell ya that i really must thank ya when ya..

[Hook:]
[Pharrell:]
Shake your money maker
Like somebody boutta pay ya
I see you on my radar
Don't you act like you dont hear
She...

[Ludacris:]
You know I got it
If you want it, come get it
Stand next to this money
Like - ey ey ey

[Pharrell:]
Shake your money maker
Like somebody boutta pay ya
Don't worry about them haters
Keep your nose up in the air

[Ludacris:]
You know I got it
If you want it, come get it
Stand next to this money
Like - ey ey ey

[Verse 3:]
Rock rock rock it and make it work girl
Please dont stop it until it hurt girl
You..you been lookin a little tipsy
So if you could jus shake it a little this wayy
See ima member of the BBC
The original bread winna of DTP
And you the center of attention thats distracting this war
Cuz everybody in the camp is like OH MY GODD..she could

[Hook:]
[Pharrell:]
Shake your money maker
Like somebody boutta pay ya
I see you on my radar
Don't you act like you dont hear
She...

[Ludacris:]
You know I got it
If you want it, come get it
Stand next to this money
Like - ey ey ey

[Pharrell:]
Shake your money maker
Like somebody boutta pay ya
Don't worry about them haters
Keep your nose up in the air

[Ludacris:]
You know I got it
If you want it, come get it
Stand next to this money
Like - ey ey ey

Age: 19Year of birth: 1988Month of birth: 12Day of birth: 27

Gender: male

Fantasy race personality: Duck
Elftownworldmap 45°19.422'N 101°52.656'W

Place of living: USA-South Dakota

Town: Pierre

Known languages
EnglishSpanish

Favorite drawing objects
animedemonselves
vampires

Computer interests
chatemailmusic
web design

Music
punkrocktechno

Other interests
carschasing the preferred sexmotorcycles
partyslacking

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: normal

Height: 183


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