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A sweet 'lil egg named Bob

Member #152212 created: 2005-08-06 15:57:58Simple URL: http://www.elftown.com/152212   
Email: colonel-goober@hotmail.co.uk

Name: Bob Seager

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I'm Bob =D



* I'm 18

* I'm in the two percentile of the population who have green eyes

* I live in sunny England

* I'm a second year at college - it's getting kinda boring

* Badminton is the sexiest sport that society has to offer

* I have a twin

* [ <3 Jessica Alba <3 ] is the most attractive thing alive

* I hardly ever talk about Peter André anymore =(


* The Matrix is the best film created

(But Mulan kicks ass too)

* There's no better cartoon character than Winnie the Pooh

* Red's a phitt colour

* I have the potential to be the most random person you've ever met

* I can't stand maths =(

* I have disturbingly odd/dirty dreams, ha!

* Summer arouses me

* But Santa's still my hero

* I love hats but you'll seldom see me wearing one

* I mildly obsess over grammar

* I've decided I'm no longer going to reply to messages which just say "hey" or whatnot. They don't particularly appeal to my aesthetic preferences =D



NOOOOOOO!
They deleted my picture of sexy Emma Watson =(
[This makes me very sad.]


I have a pretty varied taste in music
I like many, many movies =D

- Aerosmith
The Matrix -

- Alice Cooper
Kiss of the Dragon -

- The All-American Rejects
The Departed -

- Anberlin
Pan's Labyrinth -

- Animal Alpha
The SPongebob Squarepants Movie -

- Apocalyptica
Equilibrium -

- Ashlee Simpson [<3]
Scary Movie 3 -

- Audioslave
Children of Men -

- Avril Lavigne [<3]
Mr. and Mrs. Smith -

- Billy Talent
Saw -

- Black Eyed Peas
Saw II -

- Christina Aguilera [<3]
Saw III -

- Coheed and Cambria
Sin City -

- Daft Punk
House of Wax -

- Fall Out Boy
The Punisher -

- Finger Eleven
Austin Powers: International Man of Mytsery -

- Foo Fighters
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
(I only chose this one so I could
write "shag" on my profile, hehe =] -

- The Fratellis
Austin Powers: Goldmember -

- Good Charlotte
300 -

- Guns 'n' Roses
Shrek -

- <3 High school Musical <3
Shrek 2 -

- Hoobastank
Kill Bill: Vol 1 -

- InMe
Mulan -

- James Morrison
Hercules -

- Keane
The Incredibles -

- Kelly Clarkson
Pulp Fiction -

- Kids in Glass Houses.
Leon -

- Maroon 5
Braveheart -

- The Mars Volta
The Patriot -

- My Chemical Romance
The Green Mile -

- Nickelback
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels -

- Orson
Black Hawk Down -

- Panic! at the Disco
School of Rock -

- Papa Roach
Hard Boiled -

- Paramore
Eight Legged Freaks -

- The Prodigy
City of God -

- Queen
Die Hard -

- Queens of the Stone Age
Monsters, Inc. -

- Rooster
Monty Python and the Holy Grail -

- Steppenwolf
Terminator 3 -

- The Strokes
The Hot Chick -

- The Subways
Animal -

- Switchfoot
The Godfather -

- Taking Back Sunday
Vanilla Sky -

- Thin Lizzy
Lair, Liar -

- Three Days Grace
Shaun of the Dead -

- Thrice
Spiderman -

- The Thrills
Spiderman 2 -

- Wolfmother
Air Force One -



The movies section is messed up. Truth is, I don't actually like half those films. I'll change it when I can assed =]
But I doapologise for that extensive list of musical preferences and movie likings back there. I hope it didn't cause you too much grief. But if it did, please feel free to send me a complaint on the back of a postcard.
Ok, so who is Bob? I've gone through the basics, but I can tell you want to know more.
Ok, well, I'm a tad weird. I'm insanely random - If you start talking to me you're likely to find out what I mean. I like to make up proverbs with hidden meanings.
For example;

The solemn bear devours its own arm as the kangaroo rat prances on past

If you heed that subliminal message right there, then you're sure to do well in life, my friends.

OH! I forgot to mention my alter-egos, how could I?! Disgraceful. Yeah, I have this bunch of alter-egos. Most of them are based on or help historical celebrities. My personal favourite, Bobericus, for example, is a rival of Hercules'.
They used to be friends, mind.
It's a long story.
I'll put up some more information about those guys at a later date.

I'm quite into animé at the mo.
Especially Cowboy Bebop =]
Not only does it have the two coolest characters in the world, EVER...


[Who I'm not allowed to put any pictures of up.]
Hmpf.


...but the Cowboy Bebop movie also has the best movie quote in the world.



"You! You take too long to take a shit!"





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_YHhGKkxPI
Watch it, now!

Age: 20Year of birth: 1990Month of birth: 3Day of birth: 20

Gender: male

Fantasy race personality: Elf
Elftownworldmap 52°26.760'N 0°1.578'E

Place of living: United Kingdom-England

Town: Colchester

Known languages
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Elfwood writer: No

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Music
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Other interests
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Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: normal

Height: 176


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