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Name: Teresa Leigh Parkison
my sister's drawing she named it "silly puddle"
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sayings to live by
]lifes a bitch so fuck it
]sex isnt everything its the result of evertything
3.spiderman-with great power comes great responsibility
5.three musketeers-all for one and one for all
6.the golden rule-treat others how you want to be treated
7.star wars-always a bigger fish
8.[4t2r0ee] me: there are so many stupid peole and you can't control any of them its easer to ignore them
9.knowledge is better shared so if you want take these and put them up on your house and add your own
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Eyes closed and one finger:4t2r9rr
lol i was close
i think this is very ture so take note of this
Follow these rules to maintain your sanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses
on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something,
ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone
has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for s$egxsgmual fsdafvxors".
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
8. Don't use any punctuation marks
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what $ex they are. Laugh hysterically after they
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape
of jungle sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend
their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, raumpin riley
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!, I won! 3rd time this week!!!!!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."
|Age: 20||Year of birth: 1987||Month of birth: 7||Day of birth: 16|
Fantasy race personality: Human
Place of living: USA-Colorado
Town: WHO CARES??
Elfwood artist: No
Elfwood writer: No
Elftown crew wannabe: Yes
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Civil status: involved
Sexual preference: opposite sex
Body shape: normal
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