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pyrotic_15

Member #128975 created: 2005-04-08 21:16:15Simple URL: http://www.elftown.com/pyrotic_15   
Email: bootsjon_ryan@yahoo.com

Name: jon

photo

this is me trying to get dressed my lil bro took this pic it was taken saturday june 17 2006

drawing

me being stupid

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Elftown titles and orders
Street child

Description:
im skinny but not built but im getting there now i have shaggy dirty blonde hair and hazel eyes i'm 5'11 and im really cute lol one more thing ask me any four questions and i will answer them truthfully i dont care wat they are just ask most people call me a hoe i guess i am but dont tell anyone ok

 hey everyone join who loves Screaming Under Anesthetics                ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: Not really
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No way
Girl: What would you choose: your life..or me?
Boy: My life
The Girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life                        [Juggalo Pledge
I pledge allegiance to the Hatchet of the Underground Juggalo Society, and to the Ninjas for which it stands, One Family, Under Clowns, Full of Freaks, with Faygo and Magik Neden for all!!!
if ur a juggalo or juggalette put the pledge in your house!!
]                          Girl:"Forgive me father for I have sinned."





Priest: "What have you done my child?"





Girl: "I called a man a son of a bit**."





Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bit**?"





Girl: "Because he touched my hand."





Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)





Girl: "Yes father."





Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bit**."





Girl: "Then he touched my breast."





Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)





Girl: "Yes father."





Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."





Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."





Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)





Girl: "Yes father."





Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."





Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."








Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)





Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"





Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."





Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"





Priest: "THAT SON OF A BIT**!!!"



favorite bands:
icp
twiztid
anybody killa
rob zombie
korn
yung joc
lil wayne
2 live crew
DMX
black cherry
nelly
ludacris
e-40
lil jon
manson
young dro
ozzy
smoov-e


hey anyone who wants to join my wiki its juggalo riders bitch its not up completely yet but im working on it


some funny ass poems


roses are nice
violets are fine
i'll be the six
if you be the nine




rose are red
grass is green
open your legs
and ill fill you
with cream



hickory dickory dock
this bitch was sucking
my cock
the clock struck two
i dumped my goo
and dumped her to the
end of the block



sex is gold
sex is fine
doggy style and 69
just for fun
your gettin paid
everyone likes gettin laid









[: 12 Ways To Get To A Girls Heart-- 1. Hugs her from behind. 2. Grab her hand when you guys walk next to each other. 3. When standing, wrap your arms around her. 4. Cuddle with her. 5. Dont force her to do ANYTHING! 6. Write little notes. 7. Compliment her. 8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible. 9. Say I love you.....and MEAN IT! 10. Brush the hair out of her eyes 11. Comfort her when she cries. 12. Love her with all your heart Girls- Repost this if you think its sweet. Guys- Repost this if you would do any of it]

Age: 17Year of birth: 1991Month of birth: 10Day of birth: 1

Gender: male

Fantasy race personality: Orc
Elftownworldmap 29°27.624'N 83°18.504'W

Place of living: USA-Florida

Town: obrien

Known languages
English

Elfwood artist: No

Elfwood writer: No

Elftown crew wannabe: No

Computer interests
chatemailmaths and engineering
music

Music
heavy metalhip hoprap
rock

Other interests
carschasing the preferred sexdancing
drinksmotorcyclespoetry
scifismokingwhisky
wine

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: normal

Height: 183


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