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Member #123414 created: 2005-03-16 15:30:34Simple URL:   

Name: Candius Turpin

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I have blue eye's brown hair, I'm 5'7 .
I would tell you about me but let's just put it this way.......I'LL TRY ANYTHING ONCE ....TWICE IF I LIKE IT!


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I wanna give you a hug but.....
 A hug leads to a kiss,
 A kiss leads to a lick,
 A lick leads to a suck,
An a suck leads to a fuck.
Hmmmm.....WANNA HUG!??


Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When I think of you
Ohh baby I get horny,
Eat me, Beat me, Bite me,
Blow me, Suck me, Fuck me,
Very slowly, if you kiss me,
dont be sassy, Use your tongue
and make it nasty!!!!


Smoke a blunt, not a butt,
Fuck a virgin, not a slut!


God made coke God made pepsi God made me so damn sexy!


I'm a BITCH and I got class...Mess wit me n I'll kick your ASS! So for all you hoes that think your cool..I'll kick your ASS cuz BITCHES rule!


(¨`·.·´¨)Be Sure Its True When U
 `·.¸.·´ Say I Love U(¨`·.·´¨) MiLlIons
  Of HeArTs hAve   `·.¸.·´
HaVe BeeN (¨`·.·´¨)BrOkeN
JusT beCaUse`·.¸.·´ TheSe Words
WeRe SpOkeN]


When I first saw u….I wanted to know u
When I knew u….I wanted to hug u
When I hugged u….I wanted to kiss u
When I kissed u….I wanted to love you
Now that I love u….I don’t want to let u go


(¨`•.•´¨)*A gIrL iS MuCh MoRe*(¨`•.•´¨)
(`•.¸(¨`•.•´¨)*ThAn ShE SeEmS*(`•.¸(¨`•.•´¨)
(`•.¸.•´)*NoT A ToY By AnY MeAnSA*(`•.¸.•´)
(¨`•.•´¨)*UnDeRNeAtH tHe MaKe-Up N' hAiR
(`•.¸(¨`•.•´¨)*ThErE iS a SiGn SaYiN'
(`•.¸.•´)*'HaNdle WiTh CaRe*(`•.¸.•´)


A white man yells to a black man. "Hey colored boy! You're blockin my view."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black"
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this in your house if you are against raciasim.]

x=i have done it
_=i have not done it
~=i haven't done it but want to
*=not shareing

(~) Been Drunk
(_) Smoked Pot
(_) Kissed a girl
(x) Kissed a guy
(_) Been in a car crash
(x) Been in love
(x) Had sex
(x) Had sex in's cool!
(x) Been dumped
(X) Shoplifted
(_) Been Fired
(x) Been in a fight
(_) Had a three some
(x) Been sexually tied up
(_) Been caught masturbating
(_) Pissed on myself
(_) Had sex with a member of the same gender
(_) Been Arrested
(_) Made out with a stranger
(_) Stolen something from work/school
(x) Been on a blind date
(x) Lied to a friend
(_) Had a crush on a teacher
(~) Skipped school...(WOULD LOVE TO)
(_) Slept with a co-worker or classmate
(_) Pickpocketed someone
(x) Put my pants on my head randomly
(X) Walking in on friends having sex
(x) Walked in on parents having sex....NASTY
(_) Been caught having sex
(X) Broken a bone


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*~*29 things Girlz want Guyz to know*~*
1. We want to be hugged
2. We want you to show us affection even when people you know are around.
3. We have peverted minds SOMETIMES
4. Don't take us for granted.
5. If you like us, make your move before someone else does.
6.If you don't shave, don't expect us too...EVERYDAY!!
7. Even though we're perfectly okay with it, don't tell us to kiss our friends to turn you on unless you're willing to do the same.
8. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
10. We absolutely do not care about how hot you think other girls are even if were not going out with you!!!
11. Even though you almost never are, we'll pretend that you're right sometimes.
12. Its not our job to make all the plans.
13. We understand that size doesn't matter.
14. We're not as shallow as you think we all are.
15. PMS is ALWAYS an excuse.
16. On that note, anything we say or do during that 4 days to a week each month cannot be held against us.
17. Vin Deisel IS hot, so get over it.
18. We like it when you say that you're sorry (even if its not entirely your fault)
19. The excuse "I can't dance" is absolutely unacceptable...we'll appreciate the effort.
20. Make fun of us...prepare to DIE!
21. The "little things" are really the biggest things
22. No girl just wants to be "your friend with benefits".
23. Don't smoke and expect us to kiss you, its gross beyond words.
24. We're sensitive.
25. When we trip and or fall, throw yourself upon the altar of sacrifice and humiliate yourself to make us feel better.
26. Don't lie to us...ever.
27. If we take the time to write you cute notes, write us back, we really
like that.
28. Hold our hand.
29. At least 98% of you guys who are reading this REALLY should take our advise, it'll make your life a lot easier.


Age: 16Year of birth: 1989Month of birth: 6Day of birth: 25

Gender: female

Fantasy race personality: Human

Elftownworldmap missing.

Place of living: USA-Kentucky

Town: Caldwell Co.

Known languages

Elfwood artist: No

Elfwood writer: No

Computer interests


Other interests

Civil status: involved

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: normal

Height: 168

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