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Member #119621 created: 2005-03-01 09:39:52Simple URL:   

Name: Sam

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I am just some other fella on the net I spose. Join me in conversation if you want. I like going to the beach and just hangin with me mates. Aaah good times. Im really only here cause my friend told me to come here. That, and im cruisin for chicks computer-nerd style. Thats cool. Thats cool.

Oh, I also have one of those 'poll' things now, so you may answer it if you wish to.

These things seems to be all the rage.

001: Name: Sam
002: Nickname: Me
003: Country of living: Australia
004: Birth date: 10/08/1989
005: Height: i dunno, 5"11'ish?
05.5:Best friends: Several people
006: Eye color: Dark brown, like the colour of falling leaves in autumn, see? Im romanitc!
007: Shoe size: Uk 13 i rekon
008: School/work: School
009: You smoke: No
010: Hobby's: amusing myself with small things is pretty cool. Actually, i really enjoy writing the odd piece of music. Just finished Pinch of Salt.

Music, TV, reading, party...
011: Brothers/Sisters: 1 older he/she thing
012: Relationship: nope, not currently.
013: Piercing(s): im kinda a non-homosexual male, so no
014: Tattoo(s): nope
015: Vacationland: Hawaii
016: Are ther people you wont reply to:
people of the homosexual kind, especially if they hit on me.
017: Nicest person you met this year: what does it matter? none of you are gonna know them
018: Person you rather not have met this
year: no1 really, im cool
019:Person you would like to meet: The pope, thats all the rage too apparently
020: Who is it that you admire: Wayne Brady & Colin Mochrie. good for u if you know who they are.
021:Most sexy person: Me, of course
022: Favorite Pajamas (clothes to sleep in):
the average boxers
023: Favorite Car: Porsche Boxter
024: Favorite Movie(s): Starship troopers. Its really good graphics considering how old it is
026: Favorite City(s): quite a fan of Vancouver
027: Favorite Plush: again, im a non-homosexual male, so i dont have 1
028: Favorite Perfume/au de
toilette/aftershave: perfume?
029: Favorite Magazine: Go the dolly!
030: Favorite sound: laughter
031: Favorite TV-series: friends. im an individual, along with 30 million other people
032: Favorite Writer: Raymond E. Feist, closely followed by Douglas Adams. May he Rest In Peace
033: Favourite Nickname: im gonna have 2 go with Sam on this 1
034: What is on your mouse pad: Blue, and the word 'Kensington'
035: Whats under your bed:stuff from when i was 5
036: Favorite color: Black, stingey beige and baby poo brown. (the last 2 are pretty much the same)
037: Favorite Song ever: The impression that i get, by the mighty mighty bosstones i think. That, and sly by The Cat Empire
038: Favorite song at this moment: Ghetto gospel and takin care of business
039: Favorite food: oh! go the chicken schnitzel!
040:Favourite class at school: dont really have 1
041: Favorite drink: oh, im quite the fan of the water
042: Lucky number: 4
043: What do you think is greatest about
yourself: Everything! the sexiness is just all over me! seriously, if you got a stick and put it in the ground, then put people different distances from the stick depending on how sexy they are, I would be standing on top of it. Oh. yeah.
044: What deodorant do you use: lynx
045: Favorite shoes: fav shoes? im not going to pay $250 for a pair of shoes! ill take my chances with SURFMAX!
046: What time do you go to bed on
workdays: usually about 11
047: What word do you use most: PSHYCADELLIC BABIES ON HEAT! . . . . . . . . . . . . ummmm. . . . i really dont know. Sorry about that outburst
048: Most romantic moment in your life: oh, i just manufacture those en mass. dunno
049: Most ashamed moment of your life: im not adopted
050: You spend your time rather inside or
outside: around the same, but outside is heaps more fun
051: What do you do in the weekends: hang with people who talk to me out of their own free will
052: What class on school do/did you
dislike most: sose
053: Your Breakfast: swaps between cereal, and whatever is on the bench as i run past swearing, pulling up my pants as i stumble to the car. i refuse to use an alarm clock.
054: What do you really really dislike to
eat: MUSHROOMS. oh god i hate them so much
055: Pets: dog, and a cat like thing. . . . somewhere. . . . .
056: Laugh or Dream: laugh by far. laughter is the best sound ever
057: Serious or funny: funny, it causes laughter. if you look really hard you might see a pattern there
058: Fast or slow: ummmmm. . . . fast. . . .
059: You prefer being alone or have
relation: whatever comes along i spose. i mean, im not gonna jump on an 80 year old just cause i feel lonely
060: Simple or complicated: gotta go simple. "ignorance is bliss", live by it
061: Cremate or Buried when dead: i couldn't care less, im dead. leave me where i died in the street for all i care.
062: Sex or alcohol: ooooooohhhh i dunno! there are some hell good drinking games!
063: Stay up late or go to bed early: late
064: Light or dark?: ummmm, prolly dark
065: Speak or Silence: Silence? what be this 'silence'?
066: Tall or Small partner: not too fussed. prolly not alot taller than me
067: News paper: huh, okay. well done. newspaper. wtf?
068: Hug or kiss: ohh! all the way mate!
069: Happy or Sad: Sad. I love feeling like i wanna cry ALL THE TIME. what kind of dums ass question is that?
070: Life or Death: again. id rather be dead. wtf
071: Gig or Disco: Gotta go the Gig
072: Left or Right: "left is right and right is wrong," thats my motto
073: Sausages on top, or on the side: I prefer my food arrayed evenly across my plate thankyou.
074: Dark/ Red/ Blonde: really couldn't care
075: What would you ask god if you could
ask him 1 single question: hey! wassup?
076: Do you believe in reincarnation: not really
077: Do you believe in Aliens: ummmm. . . . . yeah i spose i do
078: When you die, what will be your last words?: "eu moi guay guay buay dits au!" (ask me how to pronounce it)
079: Does true love exist?: true love? non plural? mate, everyone wants a bit of sam!
080: How many kids would you like to
have?: 2ish
081: What is the thing you can't stand: German
082: Best feeling: a solid jab in the eye with a burning stick
083: Worst feeling in the world: "    "
084: What are you afraid of: living my whole life alone. that, and cassawaries. holy shit! have you seen the size of those things! they could fuckin kill you! member of the bird family my ass!
085: Are you an emotional person: not. at. all
086: You cry while watching a movie?: ummmm. . . . only on a really really sad movie. i really enjoy a good movie, though
087: Your goal in life: become an improv comedian
088: What was the promise you made to yourself at New Years Eve: that id be the first person to say "crab apple sauce." and by golly i did it!

089: Who is your favorite artist?: Picasso
090: As what animal would you like to reincarnate: Cassawary. mate, i would rule the. . . . . . um . . . . . area that the cassawaries live
091: What is the most beautiful part on the male body: lol. again, a non-homosexual male here!
092: Most original place to ask your love to marry you: Marriage?!? i mean, i havent thought that far ahead. . . . .
093: What do you think of elf town?: i enjoy it, it is quite an experience, it will be remembered in my senior years
094: Is there something you miss about elf town?: not really no
095: Where did you get this question list?: copied from some1
096: Besides elf town, what do you do most on your PC: not alot else, chat on msn
097: Is there a question you missed in this all?: Well. . . . Ive got a pang of doubt about leaving question 43 so soon. im starting to wish that id spent more time with it, but i suppose ill get by without it. life must go on.
103: Sign: Leo
104: Is there a God?: don’t think so
105: How many times have you fallen in love?: BIG 4-0! (give or take around 40)
106: Die young or grow old?: oh, die young, it’s the only way to go!
107: Afraid of death?: nah, who cares
108 Whats your favorite flavor of gum?:109: strawberry
110: Straight/gay/BI: Im gonna ask the audience
111: Single: currently
112: Age you act: yeah, I spose
113: Age you wish you were: . . . . . . . 16?
114: Your height: dunno off the top of my head
115: Happy with it: yeah I spose
116: The color of your hair: haven’t I done this? I effuse to repeat myself!
117: Happy with it: yep
118: Left/right/ambidextrous: righty
119: Your living arrangement: neat and tidy
120:Do you speak another language: not fluently, I know how to say bulldozer in sign-language.
121:Do you have a WebPage: yup,
122: Do you live in the moment: I currently a not ‘in’ to living in the future no
123: Do you consider yourself tolerant of others: tolerant enough, I mean, if someone kisses my mum, I prolly knock their head of with a fire extinguisher
124: Do you have any secrets: as much as anyone else
125: Do you hate yourself: no. WTF?! What kind of question is that?
126: Do you like your handwriting: nah, its pretty dodge
127: Do you have any bad habits: I almost bit my finger nails off cause I was in a boring meeting that was over 2 hours long, so yes
128: What is the compliment you get most from people: ‘Oh Sam! You are the Greatest!” (its sung slightly)
129: If a movie were made about your life, what would it be called: “Sam: The Janet Jackson Story”
130: Can you sing: nope, its a bit of a pity really
131: Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool: as in put on a wig so I look like Sam Mac? No, cant say I do
132: Are you a loner: nah
133: If you were another person, would you be friends with you: yup! Who wouldn’t?
134: Are you a daredevil: no, I must concede I am not much of this thing
135: Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself: I would like to be able to sing better
136: Are you passive or aggressive: more passive I rekon
137: Have you got a question: ummm . . . . No I can’t think of one
138: What is your greatest weakness: my inner knee. one solid kick to my inner knee and im thoroughly crippled. Probably shouldn’t have told you that though.
strength: everything else
139: If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be: I must say my voice
140: There are three wells, love, beauty and creativity, which one do you choose: Im not going to jump down any wells thankyou very much!
141: How do you vent: I don’t really need to
142: Do you think you are emotionally strong: yeah
143: Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life: nah
144: Do you think life has been good so far: I wasn’t born a unic, so yer, life so far is pretty good
145: What is the most important lesson you've learned from life: never look in a beehive
146: Do people know how you feel: in small circles ;)
147: Are you perceived wrongly: probably after that last comment!
148: Do drugs: nope
149: Pray: nah
150: Go to church: only occasionally withy Tim cause I have to
151: Talk to strangers who IM you: yeah
152: Sleep with stuffed animals: . . . . . . . . . No
153: Take walks in the rain: yeah, actually I did that this morning
154: Talk to people even though you hate them: nope
155: Drive: no
156: Hurt yourself: not on purpose no, but I stub my toe as often as anybody
157: Been out of the country: yep, go the Canada
158: Eaten something that made other people sick: what? Like mice? no
159: Burped: on a regular daily basis
160: Been unfaithful: no
161: Been in love: nah
162: Gone skinny-dipping: I may, In my years of youth, have waded through liquid wearing nothing more than dignity
163: Had a surgery: A surgery? no I haven’t had A srugery
164:been away from home? yes
165: played strip-poker? girls don’t like to play a lot of poker (I skilfully avoided the question)
166:got ur ass kicked? yup, damn those brothers
167Been picked on: not really
168Been on stage: multiple times
169Been so drunk that you can't remember your name?:no, but I struggle to remember my name anyway
178: Slept outdoors: yeah
179: Thought about suicide: nope
180: Pulled an all-nighter: yup
181: If yes, what is your record: about 23 hours
182: Gone one day without food: a day without food? no! food is god!
183: Talked on the phone all night: no, you see, I reserve night for sleeping
184: Slept together with the opposite sex without actually having sex?: yeah, its hard to say no to them :)
185: Slept all day: I did it today
186: Killed someone: as in a human? not to the best of my knowledge
187: Made out with a stranger: as in a human? not to the best of my knowledge
188: Had sex with a stranger: as in a human? not to the best of my knowledge
189: Thought you're going crazy: no, im not going crazy. trees in the park trees in the park trees in the park
190: Kissed the same sex: no, but people sneak up when im asleep and get some, so yer
191 Done anything sexual with the same sex: ive hugged josh, but that’s another story
192:Been betrayed: no
193:Had a dream that came true: no, but if I did, I would be bad, cause I have really WEIRD dreams
194:Broken the law: Yup, J-walking
195:Met a famous person: Don Burrows
196:Have you ever killed an animal by accident: earthworms while digging a hole
197:Stolen anything: no
198:Been on radio/TV.: both
199:Been in a mosh-pit: I dislike repetitive actions, so no
200: Had a nervous breakdown: nah
201: Considered religious vocation: vocation?
202: Are you a virgin: i think so, but remember those people in the night
203: Bungee jumped: nah
204: Had a dream that kept coming back: yer, it told me the meaning of life, seriously. it was the best feeling ever
205: Believe in life on other planets: yer, theres too many planets for us to be the only ones
206: Miracles: yeah, I believe in Miracles! (Ke-ya! Ke-ya! Ke-ya!)
So where you from? (you sexy thang!)
You sexy thang! (you sexy thang!)

207: Astrology: do I believe in the stars? of course not! millions of burning celestial bodies? It’s all a load of crap!
208: Magic: no, magic is what mothers tell their children to stop them from eating the kitchen utensils
209: Satan: nope
210: Ghosts: nope
211: Luck: nope
212: Love at first sight: ummm, not really no
213: Yin and Yang: I love those guys!
214: Witches: yup, I believe in Witches! (Ke-ya! Ke-ya! Ke-ya!)
So where you from? (you sexy thang!)
You sexy-yer im done

215: Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever: yup
216: Believe there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow: ummm, sure! why not?
217: Do you wish on stars?: I used to, then Russel Crowe tried to hurt me, so i stopped. Can't expect anything from celebrities these days
218: Do you remember your first love?: yes, ah I remember it like it was yesterday. . . .

“I sat on the swing at the park, staring holes in my shoes. The tassels on my jumper blew in the wind, this way and that, up and down, ignorant of my anger. The waves of the ocean reflected my dark mood. Fading away, then surging forward in a churn of anger when some small fact of the betrayal was remembered. Ah yes, the betrayal. I fought to keep my anger down. It could only get me hurt now, or even worse, killed. You had to keep your wits about you. I had to be patient, and wait for the right opportunity to strike revenge. Revenge, I reminded myself that the day would eventually come, and I would savour the moment when it did. That I would taste it's sweetness


I didn’t hear the voice the first time; it entered my head and got lost in the swirling vortex that was my thoughts. It swam and crashed against the rocks of my depression violently as I strove for self control.


I heard it the second time, and the dark mood I had instantly vanished. The sound was sweet like honey, playful and enticing. I looked up through my hair and caught a sight that took my breath away. Standing away from me was a girl. She was wearing a white short-sleeved shirt and a dull-red hooded zip-up jumper. She had a dark blue skirt on that ended just past the knee, and open sandals covered her feet, with socks underneath to protect her from the cold. Her eyes were a pale green, with a shine of happiness in them that couldn’t be ignored. Her hair was a shoulder length golden brown, which blew softly in the wind like magic. She lifted her arm to move remove a lock of hair from her face, and briefly covered the small sprinkle of freckles on her nose and cheeks. Her eyes glowed like fire with a zest for life from under her golden arm. She smiled when she realized I had seen her, and her thin lips parted to show off straight, white teeth. She waved, and her smile became even more intense.

I stared at the beauty in front of me. My arm refused to move and voice a reply, so afraid was I of scaring off such a beautiful sight. She laughed, ever so briefly. It was a sound as magical as any I had ever heard before. It was like a tune, a tune that only I was invited to dance to. A tune that only I had the privilege to hear.
As I sat in mute astonishment, she began the short walk towards me. She shifted the weight of her text books from one arm so the other could move another lock of golden brown hair from her face, all the while keeping her beautiful smile.
She stopped elegantly in front of me, and I looked up at her to see her clearly for the first time. The beauty I had witnessed from afar had become all the more enchanting. Her thin nose was upturned ever so slightly, in a manner that could only be described as cute, adding a slightly childish look to her lightly tanned face. Her features were firm, secure in their individual contribution to splendour. She held herself with a confidence I had never known. A confidence that she was all that she could be.
As I watched, taken in by her unavoidable beauty, the look in her eyes dimmed and glazed over. Her stance changed into a more subdued, and her smile lessened ever so slightly, from a guarantee of happiness to more of politeness. She said in her magical voice for me and only me to hear:

“Oh! Sorry! I thought you were someone else!”

And with that she turned on one heel, as graceful a movent as any other, and walked away, a slight sway from her hips adding to the aura she had created, I watched her the whole way through the park, until she turned a corner and left my sights forever, fixing a misplaced lock of golden hair from her glowing pale green eyes. . . . .”

. . . . .At least that’s how I remember it. . . .

219: Still love him/her: nah
220: Do you consider love a mistake: I kinda made up that story, so no
225: What do you find romantic: apple juice
226: Turn-on: humour
227: Turn-off: armpit farts
228: Do you base your judgement on looks alone: I try not to
229: If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel: Oh yeah!
230: Do you prefer knowing someone before dating him or going "blind": deffinately knowing them
231:Whats your favorite weather: raining
232: Whats your least favorite weather: Stinkin hot!
233: ever thought you may be pregnant? yeah, all the time
234:do you love your love? yeah, I give great love
235:does your love of your life love you? Who doesn’t?
236:Do you have another man on the side? several
237:have you ever sleep with your current b/f? no, he all like “ No, I don’t want to sleep with you yet” and im all like “yeah? why?” and then hes like “ because I want it to be a special moment” but I think he just doesn’t want to sleep with me cause im fat

. . . . . . .I hope you enjoyed my presentation. . . . . . .

P.S. I'm sexy, we all know it. even sexier than you can fathom, but i will accept you nontheless. I mean, its not easy being the perfect representation of Zeus, but it is a job that must be done, and all can share in my glory if you wish to.

go the crows

Age: 19Year of birth: 1989Month of birth: 8Day of birth: 10

Gender: male

Fantasy race personality: Halfling
Elftownworldmap 35°17.262'S 137°3.378'E

Place of living: Australia

Known languages
Sign LanguageEnglishIndonesian

Elfwood artist: No

Elfwood writer: No

Favorite drawing objects

Computer interests

alternativeblueship hop

Other interests
bookscard gameschasing the preferred sex

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: normal

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