30 THINGS THAT WIll MAKE YOUR PARENTS GO CRAZY
1. Follow them around the house everywhere...
2. Moo when they say your name...
3. Run into walls...
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...
7. Wear a sticker that says, "I’m a retard"...
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time...
9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...
10. Do what they actually tell you...
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly...
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people...
13. At everything they say yell, Liar...
14. Try to swim in the floor...
15. Tap on their door all night...
16.Pretend to have amnesia...
17.Say everything backwards...
18.Give yourself a swirly...
19.Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's dying!!!"...
20.Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear...
21.Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times...
22.Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder...
23.Run in circles...
24.Recite a whole movie 3 times...
25.Pretend to beat yourself up...
27.Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist... tell them you're making a fashion statement...
28.Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way...
29.Super glue your finger up your nose...
30.Talk to a pen..
I saw this in someones house and I shamelessly stole it ..teehee ^^
Have you ever wondered ,
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? (I tried this and its true...we can`t !! )
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?(I don`t even know what it means -.-)
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (yes..I would so very like to know that)
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?... Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
*On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how??...)
*On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion.)
*On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
*On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...)
*On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
*On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
*On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and... I'm taking this because???....)
*On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
*On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
*On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
*On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
I now have red thingies in my hair *.*
Look I`ve got piccies ^^
CAUTION , I didn`t say they where nice (I AM sick after all)
Subject = PICTURES
Blegh I`m sick today >< Well not really sick.. I`m kinda having a splitting-head kind of headache so I skipped school and I think I`m also gonna skip tomorrow if this continues -.-
Grytsje still managed to make a few good pics of me though , I don`t know how she pulled it off , but she did ^^
Its weird because I hate and love being taken pictures from at the same time. I hate it because I get nervous in front of a camera and don`t know how to pose..grytsje is about the only one that can take decent pictures of me. And I love being taken pictures from because I like dressing myself up and seeing the end result (if its a good one)
I`d like to be on a picture with my sis where we both look good , because its always that either she looks perfect and I`m pulling off a weird face ,or the other way around.
But then again...perfec
I also have a new mission.. I want grytsje to make a good pic of me and josry. Not a posed one , just a sweet one.
Why ? Well.. I don`t have a nice pic of him and I`ve always wanted one but he used to hate being photographed ..but now he`s being a total sweetheart to me so he might agree ^^
I`ll put a few of today`s pictures here so you can see ^^
Offcourse I`ll do the ones that worked out allright:P doh.
OKey those were about it >< the rest is way too silly to put over here XD
I`ve drawn something today that I`m really proud of.. well I didn`t draw it today.. I drew it last week and I nearly finished it today.
Drawing couples is soo damn hard 0.o
So..uurm here`s the story.
I think my ex and I are going back together again. I`ve predicted this though..so it isn`t much of a surprise for me. A few weeks ago we started hanging out again and I felt that we both missed eachother. I almost had forgotten how easy it is to talk to him about random , but also serious things. We understand eachother with half a word , and thats rare you know :P So we talked , about almost anything the whole day . And for the rest of the week we stayed seeing eachother or *accidentaly* bumping into eachother when shopping or something.
We are still talking a lot now..and its almost like we`ve never been apart. I think he`s gonna ask me for a relationship on my birthday..actu
I haven`t talked about this with anyone besides my sister , because I may be wrong. But than again , he`s sending so much very VERY hard to miss signs that its almost impossible for me to not see them as not-so-well-hi
People that know me are gonna say that I must be nuts to even consider starting an relationship with the same guy for the third time. I must say that it does sound kind of foolish..And maybe it is. But I also know that I broke up with him because I knew that we would end up hating eachother if we continued. I knew that if I would not dump him , the little love he had left would die and he would feel nothing for me. I prefered him hating me instead .
I dumped him so he could love me again , I knew that he would because thats the kind of person he is. He is the kind that can`t be in a relationship for a very long time ,because he thinks he`s gonna miss too much . I know that , so I let him go. At that time I also was so depressed , that I could not handle the whole situation..If I could I would`ve found another reason besides having to end it. But ooh well..I did and now we are going back together again if I`m not mistaken.
I`m happy about that , because I`ve never stopped loving him. And strangely enough , I`m not even the slightest bit scared of what will happen. I am not affraid of getting hurt , because getting hurt is worth it. Definetly ^^
*UPDATE 19 september *
I was right , yesterday on my birthday Josry (yes..thats his name..you are not the only one that is thinking about that green dino thing named Yoshi now ^^ ) and I started something for the third time XD
Very romantic mushy mushy story it is , but I`m not gonna tell the details now.. the fact is. I was right ^^
found this poem in some house , it made me smile ^^
[~I Seem To Have A Problem~
...I Think I've Lost My Heart...
~I Can't Find It Anywhere~
...It's Like I'm Searching...
~Through The Dark~
...I Was Beginning To Panic...
~Wondering What To Do~
...Then I Remember...
~My Heart Belongs To You~]
I`ll be gone for a week again !! This time I`ll go to a foreign country (yay ^^)
anyway , see you all in a week ;)
I am making this because I am very , very bored ...and because I like those enquete thingies :P
1. First Name:
2. Were you named after anyone?
Yes I was named after my great grand mother from my fathers side and after my grandmother from my mother`s side .
3. Do you wish on stars?
4. Which finger is your favorite finger?
My pinkies ,dunno why.
5. When did you last cry?
...Pff....a few weeks ago during a movie
6. Do you like your handwriting?
No I hate it XD
7. What is your favorite lunch-meat?
Roast beef *.*
8. Any bad habits?
I bite my finger/toenail
9. What is your most embarrassing CD on the shelf?
A kinderen voor kinderen CD , I still know all the lyrics *blushes *
10. If you were another person, would you be friends with YOU?
Hell no , I`d prolly think I was weird lol :P
11. Are you a daredevil?
Naah , I`m a chicken
12. Have you ever told a secret you swore not to tell?
Yeah but only when the person in question already told it her or his self
13. Do looks matter?
Well its nice if someone is good looking ,but its not the first thing I`m looking at.
14. Have you ever misused a word and it sounded absolutely stupid?
....all the time.
15. Do you think there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?
I used to but after endless searches I`ve lost my beliefs :P
16. Do fish have feelings?
They sure do , believe me.
17. Are you trendy?
Hahaha hell no!
18. How do you release anger?
In my head
19. Where is your second home?
At my cousin`s place
20. Do you trust others easily?
No I trust others hardly :P
21. What was your favorite toy as a child?
I liked stuffed animals a lot but it turned out that I was allergic for them.
22. What class in school do you think is totally useless?
This might sound stupid but I think that every class is usefull in some way
23. Do you have a journal?
Yes...like this one maybe?
24. Do you use sarcasm?
...All the time ;)
25. What do you look for in a boy/girl?
Kindness and passion , nothing more really
26. What is your nickname?
I have a lot..but its mainly hatty or han-han
27. Would you ever bungee jump?
NO! I`m affraid of hights !
28. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
....My shoes don`t have strings...so I think that makes a no :P
29. Do you think that you are strong?
Mentally or physically ? Mentally ; sometimes , Physically ; I`m the strongest girl in my class so yeah
30. What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
31. What's your favorite color?
I like all colours
32. What is your least favorite food?
Its a dutch dish called "snert" It looks like someone just puked on your plate :/
33. How many wisdom teeth do you have?
34. Are you in love with anyone?
35. How many people have a crush on you right now?
Dunno and I as hell don`t want to know either :P
36. Who do you miss most right now?
I don`t think I`m missing anyone..Well Yeah I missed [Michael Asher] a lot but he`s back again ^^
38. What color pants are you wearing?
None , I`m sitting in my bathrobe ^^
39. What are you listening to right now?
Blues and jazz
41. What was the last thing you ate?
42. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
I`m pretty sure I would be Red
43. How is the weather right now?
Its sunny ^^
44. Who is the last person you talked to on the phone?
Wobbe ny vacation schnabbel (oeh talk about stupid words XD)
45. First thing you notice about the opposite sex?
47. How are you today?
I`m quite well although I think I have a pretty bad cold :/
49. Favorite alcoholic drink?
50. Favorite sport?
Martial art things ^^
51. Hair color?
52. Eye color?
Brown or green
53. Do you wear contacts?
Nope , I have a vision of 150 percent
54. Siblings and their ages?
One sister , age 15
55. Favorite month?
56. Favorite food?
Lasagna or something with fish
57. Last movie you watched?
House of flying daggers
58. Favorite day of the year?
59. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
Only when I really like the guy
60. Scary movies or happy endings?
61. Summer or winter?
62. Hugs or kisses?
Can`t choose , Both!!
63. Relationships or one-night stands?
Relationships , period ^^
68. What books are you reading? I`ve just finished "komt een vrouw bij de dokter" At the moment I`m not reading anything.
69. Favorite board game? Kolonisten van Catan
70. What did you watch on TV last night? Nothing cuz the tv is broken , I watch anime on the computer instead. I watched Girls Bravo . Stupid anime , really lame :P
71. How clean is your house? My mom`s house is clean , my dad`s house is a mess..so I guess its moderate :P
72. Favorite smells? Georgio armani , my ex has that scent , it smells goooooood ...I think I`m gonna steal his perfume :P
73. What is the first thing you think when you wake up?
"Nooo I had such a nice dream, let me sleep more >< "
74. Now, did you notice that there were numbers missing?
Eeerm to be honest....no I didn`t..
I lost my sketchbook with 2 close-to-perfe
*runs through the house screaming while annoying her father and sister*
I found them a day later , after a lot of searching through the entire house..therefo
For all the people I talk to on elftown , I`ll be on vacation from this day on until next week. I won`t be able to read , or sent messages while I`m gone. I will when I get back though , so please don`t stop sending messages :P
Wish me a nice vacation ! ^^
The difference between you and me
I like to walk through life at an easy pace
Observing the things around me ,
absorbing all the details.
I walk through my life slowly,
so I won`t miss a thing.
I know I`ll reach my goals either way.
There is no need to rush.
And then theres you.
You like to rush through life,
like its a race.
Always failing to see,
the small things at your path.
Thinking that if only you have haste ,
you won`t miss a thing.
Don`t you know that if you rush through life ,
and don`t take the time to observe.
You`ll miss everything ?
Poem written by me and by myself alone . So no stealing , or touching.
You can look though :P
I`ve figured out that when I`ve had too much to drink , I say everything what I think out loud. Especially the nasty things..
So.. when I`m drunk , I become a nasty , mean person. Especially to interested guys 0.o
The good thing is that I never drink a lot of alcohol , but last week I did...and I insulted a person. Or maybe more. DAaamn I can`t remember it right -.- Anyway I said some very nasty things 0.o Bad me, BAD!!:P
My sis has bought a digital camera , so I guess in the near future there will be some normal pics of me to watch over here :P
Or not because I think she`d rather photograph our sweet little puppies ^^ Then you`ll get to see those .
Or maybe You`ll get to see me in a weird ninja mood ^^
Yeah..Fear me and my coca cola bottles , for they will whoop your arse :P
Finished two weeks of my working weeks , that means I still have one to go.
I swear , if it wasn`t for the money I had burned the whole company down ages ago -.-" It really motivates me to finish highschool and after that do the most difficult study possible so that I don`t have to do this crappy work when I grow up 0.o
Just imagine you and lots of old man shirts that you have to iron and close the buttons from eight hours per day , I can actually feel my IQ staggering every day I work..
If it werent for the money , I would`ve quit after the first day XD
Got my hair cut , haircutter thought it would be funny to make me look like a boy -.-"""
I said it had to stay OVER my shoulders , not on top of it.
Geesh.. They never really do listen do they ?
aah well , It will grow back . Until then I`ll wair a hat or something XD
This is what my cat at my moms house does all day long..
1 . lay down at one side of my fat body
2 . roll over to the other side of my body
3 . wait until someone is willing to carry me to my eating basket.
4 . Search up some sun to lay in
6 . I can do that "miauw" sound really well to ^^
7 . Pester that stupid blonde kid that calls herself my master but refuses to bring me food. I hate her , she tries to scare me all the time.
And thats all I guess....
Oh lookie have you noticed! I can use pseudo HTML now !! OOh I feel smart:P
My most overused phrase of this week : " Soms hea, wordt ik zo MOE van mezelf "
I say that phrase everytime I do something wrong or whenever I can`t find something -.-
The things I hate about my summer job :
*I have to get up really early
*I have to work 8 hours per day
*Its bloody hot because of the heat in there and because of the hot steam machine thingies XD
*Cellphones are NOT allowed -.-
*You can`t sit anywhere so my feet hurt like hell
*The work I have to do is very simple and therefore boring and brainkilling (five minutes feel like a half hour..)
*I have burnt myself several times now
*I have also gotten several shocks
* Those damned clothes although they`ve been washed , still smell like old lady piss or even poop...
*Because of my size , all of the working clothes in stock are too big -.-
* I`m too small to reach some upper planks so I have to jump a lot and therefore I now have really sore ankles
*The lady in the cafetaria looks dirty and I really hope that she doesn`t make the daily soup by herself
* I feel gross because during work I sweat a lot and I don`t get the chance to refresh myself for EIGHT FUCKING hours ><
The things I like about my summer job.
* I am smarter than most employers are and therefore I feel intelligent
* I have four breakes per day which is nice
* IT PAYS GOOD
* My collegues are nice people ^^
* The tea and coffee in the caffeteria is free ! ^^
* We get FREE icecream *.*
* The radio is on .
* Because everyone else is at least 20 years older than me , they think of me as a child and therefore help me with everything and pamper me a little (Well I still have to work my ass of but at least they feel sorry for me:P Poor little baby )
* I now know the 50+ fashion by hearth ( Big dresses that with flower print are very hip and happening this season -.-)
* My working clothes are pretty neat , I kinda look like a doctor.
* My cousin Yeb works there to and I can see him during the breaks ^^
* eeeh...I now know how to steam and iron not only clothes but also curtains and blankets (that comes in handy you know..)
* Yeb has to do suckier things than me.. heee heee
OKey..and now it is for YOU to guess where I work!!
Well at what company.. I give y`all a hint..
Clothes and Steam...
Note to myself: You use the word Bitch too much , you are starting to annoy people with it.