[deamon90002004]'s diary

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Written about Monday 2006-08-21
Written: (5353 days ago)
Next in thread: 842046

Your Deadly Sins
Gluttony: 80%
Lust: 60%
Greed: 20%
Sloth: 20%
Wrath: 20%
Envy: 0%
Pride: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 29%
You'll die from a diabetic coma.

How will you commit suicide? You will drown yourself
How many tries will it take? 97
When will you commit suicide? October 12, 2047
What will your suicide note say? Maybe now you'll care

841491  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2006-08-20
Written: (5354 days ago)
Next in thread: 842039

when i will die

Sunday, December 24, 2062
  Seconds left to live...

841158  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2006-08-20
Written: (5354 days ago)

if you want to see a topless chick scroll down

you pervert i cant belive you scrolled down

840504  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2006-08-18
Written: (5356 days ago)
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839538  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2006-08-16
Written: (5358 days ago)

ok, this is just grrr

my mom has cancer again, started as a small lump which turned out to be breast cancer, and she might have cancer in her other,and my mom has cried from the news, my dad has cried, and i havent, all i have done is teared up a little, nothing more, and when my gf moved country i cried loads, i just dont get it :(

837733  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2006-08-12
Written: (5362 days ago)
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*cries* in four hours my gf will be on a plane to reno, and she wont have a comp or the internet for a whille, and i have only stopped talking to her 20 mins ago max, and burst into tears 3times, i miss her so much, i love her loads, i knew she lived far away, but now she will be 8 hours behind in time, so even when we do get to speak, it will be very short convys

835881  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2006-08-08
Written: (5366 days ago)
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POSt tHiS AS "14 signs of liking someone"

833819  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2006-08-03
Written: (5371 days ago)

if u were 2 kiss me....
what type of kiss
[] french

what position
[] standing
[] sitting
[] lying down

if standing where would we be
[] in a public place like the mall
[] outside somewhere like an open feild/street
[] on my/your front pourch/back yard

if sitting what/where will we be siiting in
[] in a car
[] a room
[] on my/your front pourch/back yard

if lying down what/where would we be lying down on
[] my/your bed
[] side walk
[] a desk/table

if we were outside what would the weather be like
[] rain and thunder
[] hot..humid
[] snowy
[] cloudy
[] clear skies nice spring breeze

where would ur hands be
[] up my shirt
[] on my waist
[] down my pants
[] in my hands
[] hugging me
[] holding my chin up
[] on my neck/head

lastly what would you want our kiss to lead to
[] a few more short and sweet kisses/pecks
[] some touching
[] sex
[] make out session
[] a medium to long meaningful kiss

wait one more
should i fill this out for u
[] yes
[] no

832645  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2006-07-31
Written: (5374 days ago)

If you get more than 30 you're paranoid.
If you get 10 or less you are fearless

What are you afraid of?

[] the dark
[] staying single forever
[] being a parent
[] being myself in front of others
[] open spaces
[x] closed spaces/ heights<<
[] cats
[] dogs
[] birds
[x] spiders and/or other insects
[] driving or being in cars
[] flying
[] flowers or other plants
[] being touched
[] fire
[] water
[] the ocean
[] failure
[] success
[] germs
[] thunder/lightning
[] frogs/toads
[] mice/rats
[x] jumping from high places
[] snow
[] rain
[] wind
[] cotton balls
[] cemeteries
[] clowns
[] large crowds
[] crossing bridges
[] death
[] Heaven
[] being robbed
[] men
[] women
[] having great responsibility
[] doctors
[] tornadoes
[] hurricanes
[] diseases
[] daylight
[] sharks
[] Friday the 13th
[] poverty
[] ghosts
[] Halloween
[] school
[] trains or railroads
[] odd numbers
[] even numbers
[] being alone
[] being blind...
[] being deaf
[] growing up
[]monsters under my bed
[] creepy noises during the night
[] bee stings
[] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[x] needles
[] blood
[] long words
[] Being kidnapped
Repost saying: "I fear ___ out of 66 things."

I fear 4 out of 66 things...

832509  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2006-07-31
Written: (5374 days ago)

A guy breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

this was to funny not to share..

831996  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2006-07-29
Written: (5376 days ago)

Name : Adam
B-Day : March 14
Age : 17
Eye Color : Green/blue
Hair Color : dark brown
Height : 6ft 2"
Best Feature : i dont know, people will have to say
Shoe Size : im from a british 8 to a british 10, and an american 9 to american 11
Ring Size : i dont know
Addictions : talking on the net
Pets : 1 dog
Piercings : none
Tattoos : none
Nickname : boner (dont ask) and boden or boner boden
Car : peugeot 106 1.5 diesel lol
Parents still together : yes
Siblings : 1 brother
Live with Parents? : yes
Favorite/Most Important
Feature of the opposite sex : honestly im not really bothered about that aslong as they dont weight more than me
Spot to be kissed : i dunno, anywhere
Sports Team : dont do sports
Holiday : i dunno, i never do anything at them anyway
Alcoholic Drink : budweiser, carling, carlsberg, fosters
Non-Alcoholic Drink : i will drink pretty much anything
Quote : i always tend to say blow me or bite me alot
Lesson Learned : i dunno, depends what i did on the day
Thing a friend has done for you : got me into guitar and now im a music junkie lol
Thing you have done for a friend : been there for them when they need to talk
Baby names (girl) : i dunno
Baby names (boy) : i dunno
Ben & Jerry's Flavor : dunno what that is
Starbucks Drink : i dont go there its a ripoff
Season : any, cos im cool all year round
Have You Ever
Wished on a star : no
Been in love : yes
Been out of the country : yes, been to france and florida (im in the UK)
Talked on the phone all night : 7long hours or more :'(
Bungee jumped : no
Driven cross-country : no
Had surgery : had my tonsils out and gromits that it
Been told you might die : no
Told someone you love them : yes
Wished you HAD told someone you loved them : i want to right now but its not the right time
Asked someone out : yes loads
Kissed someone (made the first move) : dunno
As a child, had a skip-it : whats one of them?
What about a sock-em-bop : dunno what one is
Kissed the same sex : no
Gone out in public with you PJ's on : have done to put things at the end of the drive
Laughed so hard that a liquid came out of your nose : yeah and it burns
Had sex in a car : no
Past Relationships
Who is the person you last broke up with :anna
How long did you date that person : a month and a week
Was it love : was till we stopped talking
Did you have sex with them : no
Were they older/younger : older
Were they shorter/taller : shorter
Have you had other boy/girlfriends? : no
Any you wish you could talk to : i talk to the one person who i love the most everyday
Any you hate : i hate one of my ex's
Current Relationship
Do you have a boy/girlfriend : no
Where did you meet :
How long have you been together :
What is your anniversary date :
What is his/her full name :
Were you attracted to them from the first moment you saw them : no
Do you trust him/her :
Have you cheated on him/her :
Is it love : 
What's his/her favorite meal : 
What's his/her favorite band :
High School
Public/Private : public
Best Friend : dave harvey
Boy/GirlFriend : laura
Job : didnt have one as such, i had a paper round lol
Prom Date : never had one cos i never went
Best Memory : i dunno
Worst Memory : i dunno
Graduate(?) : 2005
Leave a virgin : yes :(
This or That
Strawberries/Blueberries : Strawberries
Meat/Veggie : either
TV/Movie : either
Hugs/Kisses : both
Guitar/Drums : guitar
Chinese/Mexican : neither
Day/Night : either
Cheerios/Corn Flakes : dunno
Snickers/MilkyWay : snickers
Gold/Silver : i like either
Black/Brown : black
Elvis/Beatles : none
Sprinkles/Icing : both please?
Cookie/Donut : i like either
Cake/Pie : both
Coke/Pepsi : either
am : weird
thought : she loved me but then she left me
need : a gf who lives near
want : a job
love : some one
hate : a few people
wish I was : somewhere else
will always : love Kay

829317  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2006-07-24
Written: (5381 days ago)
Next in thread: 829958

oh what fun, my ex gf/friend [queen mini egg] is taking the piss out of the way i spell things

well i cant help it that i have dyslexia

and apparently im stupid aswell, i maybe stupid a little but i cant help that, nore can i help the dyslexia

828957  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2006-07-23
Written: (5382 days ago)

many people use the work dork well here is the real meaning of it

Definitions of dork on the Web:

jerk: a dull stupid fatuous person

827520  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2006-07-21
Written: (5384 days ago)

im super happy right now, i just found area 51 on the map

go on this link


and in the search type in

area 51

and it will show you the entire place :D

826304  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2006-07-18
Written: (5387 days ago)

She jumped up as soon as she saw
the surgeon
come out of the operating room. She said: "How is
my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can
I see him?"

The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could,
but your boy didn't make it."

Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer?
Doesn't God care any more? Where were you,
God, when my son needed you?"

The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time
alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out
in a few minutes, before he's transported to the

Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she
said good-bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly
through his thick red curly hair.

"Would you like a lock of his hair?" the nurse

Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the
boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to
Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to
donate his body to the University for Study. He
said it might help somebody else. "I said no at
first, but Jimmy said, 'Mom, I won't be using it after
I die. Maybe it will help some other little boy spend
one more day with his Mom." She went on, "My
Jimmy had a heart of gold. Always thinking of
someone else. Always wanting to help others if he

Sally walked out of Children's mercy Hospital for
the last time, after spending most of the last six
months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's
belongings on the seat beside her in the car. The
drive home was difficult. It was even harder to
the empty house. She carried Jimmy's belongings,
and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her
son's room. She started placing the model cars
and other personal things back in his room exactly
where he had always kept them. She laid down
across his bed and, hugging his pillow, cried
herself to sleep.

It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Laying
beside her on the bed was a folded letter. The
letter said:

"Dear Mom, I know you're going to miss me; but
don't think that I will ever forget you, or stop
you, just 'cause I'm not around to say I LOVE
YOU. I will always love you, Mom, even more with
each day. Someday we will see each other again.
Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you
won't be so lonely, that's okay with me. He can
have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you
decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't
like the same things us boys do. You'll have to buy
her dolls and stuff girls like, you know. Don't be
sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place.
Grandma and Grandpa met me as soon as I got
here and showed me around some, but it will take
a long time to see everything. The angels are so
cool. I love to watch them fly. And, you know
what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures.
Yet, when I saw Him, I knew it was Him. Jesus
himself took me to see GOD! And guess what,
Mom? I got to sit on God's knee and talk to Him,
like I was somebody important. That's when I told
Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you
good-bye and everything. But I already knew that
wasn't allowed. Well, you know what Mom? God
handed me some paper and His own personal pen
to write you this letter. I think Gabriel is the name
of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to
you. God said for me to give you the answer to
of the questions you asked Him 'Where was He
when I needed him?' "God said He was in the
same place with me, as when His son Jesus was
on the cross. He was right there, as He always is
with all His children.

Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what
I've written except you. To everyone else this is
just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool? I have
to give God His pen back now. He needs it to write
some more names in the Book of Life. Tonight I
get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm,
sure the food will be great.

Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore.
The cancer is all gone. I'm glad because I couldn't
stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to
see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent
The Angel of Mercy to come get me. The Angel
said I was a Special Delivery! How about that?

Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me.

(Let's see Satan stop this one.) Take 60-seconds
and repost this, within the hour, you will have
caused a multitude of believers to pray to God for
each other. Then sit back and feel the Holy Spirit
work in your life for doing what you know God
"When you're down to nothing, God is up to

826297  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2006-07-18
Written: (5387 days ago)
Next in thread: 826872

Boy: I need someone to talk to.
Girl: I'm always here for you.
Boy: I know.
Girl: What's wrong?
Boy: I like her so much.
Girl: Talk to her.
Boy: I don't know. She won't ever like me.
Girl: Don't say that. You're amazing.
Boy: I just want her to know how I feel.
Girl: Then tell her.
Boy: She won't like me.
Girl: How do you know that?
Boy: I can just tell.
Girl: Well just tell her.
Boy: What should I say?
Girl: Tell her how much you like her.
Boy: I tell her that daily.
Girl: what do you mean?
Boy: I'm always with her. I love her.
Girl: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. But he'll never like me.
Boy: Wait. Who do you like?
Girl: Oh some boy.
Boy: Oh... she won't like me either.
Girl: She does.
Boy: How do you know?
Girl: Because, who wouldn't like you?
Boy: You.
Girl: You're wrong, I love you.
Boy: I love you too.
Girl: So are you going to talk to her?
Boy: I just did.

826096  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2006-07-18
Written: (5387 days ago)

if u were traped in a place with me 4 3 weeks and there is no way out we look every were what would u wanna do next


[]full around

[]u dont no

[]play games



[]u dont care

[]eat me

825822  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2006-07-18
Written: (5387 days ago)

Type your name with...
thumbs together: adam
nose: adam
elbow: adam
chin: adam
foot : adam
eyes closed and with one finger: adam
back of the hand: adam
palm: adam
mouse: adam
wrist: adam
big toe:adam
forehead: adam

i did do it more than once

824978  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2006-07-16
Written: (5389 days ago)

What Riders Can Only Say At the Barn
Things you can only say at the barn:
1. He won't come into my hands!
2. There's nothing like having 17 hands between your legs.
3. I'm gonna get off now.
4. More leg, less hand...
5. It was a great ride, but hes kinda sticky.
6. He needs a good 20 min warm-up...
7. Relax your back, dont pinch with your knees, go with the motion, rock your pelvis...
8. When he gets excited he really foams up!
9. If he's not ridden 5 days a week he gets cranky...
10. I rode yesterday, but Gwen is gonna ride him today.
11. Go ahead, ride him, you'll like him...he'll be good for you!
12. Push!!! Squeeze!!! Pull hard!!!
13. He's being a pig, get his head up!
14. He bends to left, but he's really stiff to the right.
15. He really over reacts when I sit down into him...
16. Smack him if he refuses!
17. Good, thats looks much better with his head down.
18. When your getting ready for a jump, press your knuckles firmly into his neck, to push yourself off.
19. You want his hindquarters to be balanced and even with yours.
20. If you squeeze with your thighs and legs he'll get off earlier.
21. You two perform really well with each other!
22. Go hack him for a few minutes.
23. Turn him out for a while.
24. I rode him bareback.
25. He's/She's been around.
26. My trainer's gunna do him in the PreGreens and Lows.
27. He's too much for her, maybe you should get on.
28. He's a bit of a bumpy ride, just try not to grip with ur thighs too much.
29.Make sure you release.
30. Don't lean forward unless you want him to go faster.
31. Don't pump too much.
32. Squeeze and release... squeeze and release...give and take
33. "How was he today?" reply... "Excellent, very obedient for once."
34. I got my daughter a made one, he's super easy.
35. I just love riding the big ones!!!

823455  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2006-07-12
Written: (5393 days ago)
Next in thread: 824251

Deep Thoughts

1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

2. A day without sunshine is like...night.

3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

15. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

18. Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

21. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.

25. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

26. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

27. Life isn't like a box of chocolates.... it's more like a jar of
jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.

822318  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2006-07-10
Written: (5395 days ago)


would you rather...

[x] Ask someone out.
[x] Be asked out.

[x] Have a sunny day
[x] Have a rainy day

[x] Have a computer
[x] Have a cell phone

[x] be poor & live till you're 100.
[] Be rich & live till you're 30.

[] Be blind.
[x] Be deaf.

[x] Have it be Winter all year round.
[] Have it be Summer all year round.

[] Be beautiful.
[x] Be loved.

[] Take a bath.
[x] Take a shower.

[x] Be born poor and die rich.
[]Be born rich and die poor.

[x] never have to go to school.
[] never have to go to the dentist.

[x] Never feel physical pain
[] never feel emotional pain

[x] Wear contacts.
[] Wear braces.


You are

[] 5'0 & Shorter.
[] 5'1 - 5'3.
[] 5'4-5'6.
[] 5'7 - 5'9.
[] 5'10 - 6'1.
[x] Tall. 6'2 & Taller.


[] Blonde.
[] Strawberry Blonde.
[] Redhead.
[] Auburn.
[] Brunette.
[] Dirty blonde.
[] Light Brown
[x] Dark Brown.
[] Black.
[] Don't Remember.

[] Blue-Eyed.
[] Brown-Eyed.
[] Green-Eyed.
[] Hazel Eyed.
[] Gold|Gray-Eyed.
[] Silver|Gray-Eyed.
[x] Blue|Green-Eyed.
[x] Blue|Gray-Eyed.
[] Change Colors
[] Brown|Green-Eyed

You Have/Had

[x] Glasses
[] Contacts.
[] Braces.

Hair Length

[] Short.
[] Medium
[x] Long Hair

You've Done

[x] Rafting.
[] Water Skiing
[x] Camping.
[x] Horseback Riding.
[] Surfing
[x] Water Polo.
[x] Skateboarding.
[] Skiing.
[] Street Luging.
[] Cheerleading.
[] Lacrosse.
[] Street Hockey.
[x] Gymnastics.
[x] Martial Arts.
[x] BMX.
[] Tubing.
[x] Rock Climbing

You Can't Stand Listening To

[] Country
[] Classical.
[] Techno.
[] Oldies.
[] Opera.
[] Reggae.
[] Emo.
[] 80's.
[] Disco.
[x] Metal.
[] Hardcore.
[x] Rock.
[] Rap|HipHop.
[] R&B
[] Classic rock.
[] Polka.

Clothing Brands You Like

[] American Eagle.
[] Hollister.
[] The Buckle
[] Abercrombie & Fitch.
[] Wet Seal.
[] O'Neill.
[] PacSun.
[] Aeropostale
[x] Dickies.
[] Roxy.
[] Guess.
[] Hot Topic.
[] Spencers.
[] Tripp
[] Champs.
[] Old Navy.
[] Volcom.
[] Forever 21
[] Limited Too.
[] Salvation Army|Goodwill.
[] Other thrift stores.
[] Wal-Mart.
[x] If I like it I'll wear it.
[x] Other.
[] Target

Your Confessions

[] I am really ticklish.
[x] I've collected comic books.
[x] I read and watch the news.
[]I LOVE Disney movies!
[] I don't like killing bugs.
[] I have/had x's in my screen name.
[] I cook well.
[] I have worn pajamas to class
[] I like Martha Stewart .
[x] Ozzy is my hero
[] I always do my homework
[x] I still have my pokemon cards
[] I've cut myself before
[] I like sneezing

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