[deamon90002004]'s diary

837733  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2006-08-12
Written: (4839 days ago)
Next in thread: 837749

*cries* in four hours my gf will be on a plane to reno, and she wont have a comp or the internet for a whille, and i have only stopped talking to her 20 mins ago max, and burst into tears 3times, i miss her so much, i love her loads, i knew she lived far away, but now she will be 8 hours behind in time, so even when we do get to speak, it will be very short convys

835881  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2006-08-08
Written: (4843 days ago)
Next in thread: 835889

[.FOURTEEN.]:
U LOOK @ THEIR PROFILE/PICTURE CONSTANTLY

[.THIRTEEN.]:
WHEN YOUR ON THE PHONE WITH THEM LATE AT NIGHT AND THEY HANG UP,, YOU STILL MISS THEM EVEN WHEN IT WAS JUST TWO MINUTES AGO.

[.TWELVE.]:
YOU READ THEIR TEXTS or IMS OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

[.ELEVEN.]:
YOU WAlK REALLY SLOW WHEN YOU'RE WITH THEM

[.TEN.]:
YOU FEEL SHY WHENEVER THEY'RE AROUND.

[.NINE.]:
WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT THEM, YOUR HEART BEATS FASTER AND SLOWER AT THE SAME TIME

[.EIGHT.]:
YOU SMILE WHEN YOU HEAR THEIR VOICE.

[.SEVEN.]:
WHEN YOU lOOK AT THEM, YOU CAN'T SEE THE OTHER PEOPLE AROUND YOU, All YOU SEE IS HIM//HER.

[.SIX.]:
YOU START LISTENING TO SLOW SONGS, WHILE THINKING OF THEM

[.FIVE.]:
THEY'RE ALL YOU THINK ABOUT.

[.FOUR.]:
YOU GET HIGH JUST FROM THEIR SCENT.

[.THREE.]:
YOU REAlIZE THAT YOU'RE AlWAYS SMILING TO YOURSELF WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT THEM.

[.TWO.]:
YOU WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR THEM, OR ANYTHING TO SEE THEM.

[.ONE.]:
WHILE READING THIS, THERE WAS ONE PERSON ON YOUR MIND THE WHOLE TIME...

NOW MAKE A WiSH

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POSt tHiS AS "14 signs of liking someone"
___*AND SOMtHiNG GOOD Will HAPPEN to YOU tONiGHt

833819  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2006-08-03
Written: (4849 days ago)

if u were 2 kiss me....
what type of kiss
[] french
[]peck


what position
[] standing
[] sitting
[] lying down


if standing where would we be
[] in a public place like the mall
[] outside somewhere like an open feild/street
[] on my/your front pourch/back yard



if sitting what/where will we be siiting in
[] in a car
[] a room
[] on my/your front pourch/back yard



if lying down what/where would we be lying down on
[] my/your bed
[] side walk
[] a desk/table


if we were outside what would the weather be like
[] rain and thunder
[] hot..humid
[] snowy
[] cloudy
[] clear skies nice spring breeze


where would ur hands be
[] up my shirt
[] on my waist
[] down my pants
[] in my hands
[] hugging me
[] holding my chin up
[] on my neck/head


lastly what would you want our kiss to lead to
[] a few more short and sweet kisses/pecks
[] some touching
[] sex
[] make out session
[] a medium to long meaningful kiss


wait one more
should i fill this out for u
[] yes
[] no

832645  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2006-07-31
Written: (4851 days ago)

If you get more than 30 you're paranoid.
If you get 10 or less you are fearless


What are you afraid of?


[] the dark
[] staying single forever
[] being a parent
[] being myself in front of others
[] open spaces
[x] closed spaces/ heights<<
[] cats
[] dogs
[] birds
[x] spiders and/or other insects
[] driving or being in cars
[] flying
[] flowers or other plants
[] being touched
[] fire
[] water
[] the ocean
[] failure
[] success
[] germs
[] thunder/lightning
[] frogs/toads
[] mice/rats
[x] jumping from high places
[] snow
[] rain
[] wind
[] cotton balls
[] cemeteries
[] clowns
[] large crowds
[] crossing bridges
[] death
[] Heaven
[] being robbed
[] men
[] women
[] having great responsibility
[] doctors
[] tornadoes
[] hurricanes
[] diseases
[] daylight
[] sharks
[] Friday the 13th
[] poverty
[] ghosts
[] Halloween
[] school
[] trains or railroads
[] odd numbers
[] even numbers
[] being alone
[] being blind...
[] being deaf
[] growing up
[]monsters under my bed
[] creepy noises during the night
[] bee stings
[] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[x] needles
[] blood
[] long words
[] Being kidnapped
Repost saying: "I fear ___ out of 66 things."



I fear 4 out of 66 things...

832509  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2006-07-31
Written: (4851 days ago)

A guy breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"



this was to funny not to share..

831996  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2006-07-29
Written: (4853 days ago)

Basics
Name : Adam
B-Day : March 14
Age : 17
Eye Color : Green/blue
Hair Color : dark brown
Height : 6ft 2"
Best Feature : i dont know, people will have to say
Shoe Size : im from a british 8 to a british 10, and an american 9 to american 11
Ring Size : i dont know
Addictions : talking on the net
Pets : 1 dog
Piercings : none
Tattoos : none
Nickname : boner (dont ask) and boden or boner boden
Car : peugeot 106 1.5 diesel lol
Parents still together : yes
Siblings : 1 brother
Live with Parents? : yes
Favorite/Most Important
Feature of the opposite sex : honestly im not really bothered about that aslong as they dont weight more than me
Spot to be kissed : i dunno, anywhere
Sports Team : dont do sports
Holiday : i dunno, i never do anything at them anyway
Alcoholic Drink : budweiser, carling, carlsberg, fosters
Non-Alcoholic Drink : i will drink pretty much anything
Quote : i always tend to say blow me or bite me alot
Lesson Learned : i dunno, depends what i did on the day
Thing a friend has done for you : got me into guitar and now im a music junkie lol
Thing you have done for a friend : been there for them when they need to talk
Baby names (girl) : i dunno
Baby names (boy) : i dunno
Ben & Jerry's Flavor : dunno what that is
Starbucks Drink : i dont go there its a ripoff
Season : any, cos im cool all year round
Have You Ever
Wished on a star : no
Been in love : yes
Been out of the country : yes, been to france and florida (im in the UK)
Talked on the phone all night : 7long hours or more :'(
Bungee jumped : no
Driven cross-country : no
Had surgery : had my tonsils out and gromits that it
Been told you might die : no
Told someone you love them : yes
Wished you HAD told someone you loved them : i want to right now but its not the right time
Asked someone out : yes loads
Kissed someone (made the first move) : dunno
As a child, had a skip-it : whats one of them?
What about a sock-em-bop : dunno what one is
Kissed the same sex : no
Gone out in public with you PJ's on : have done to put things at the end of the drive
Laughed so hard that a liquid came out of your nose : yeah and it burns
Had sex in a car : no
Past Relationships
Who is the person you last broke up with :anna
How long did you date that person : a month and a week
Was it love : was till we stopped talking
Did you have sex with them : no
Were they older/younger : older
Were they shorter/taller : shorter
Have you had other boy/girlfriends? : no
Any you wish you could talk to : i talk to the one person who i love the most everyday
Any you hate : i hate one of my ex's
Current Relationship
Do you have a boy/girlfriend : no
Where did you meet :
How long have you been together :
What is your anniversary date :
What is his/her full name :
Were you attracted to them from the first moment you saw them : no
Do you trust him/her :
Have you cheated on him/her :
Is it love : 
What's his/her favorite meal : 
What's his/her favorite band :
High School
Public/Private : public
Best Friend : dave harvey
Boy/GirlFriend : laura
Job : didnt have one as such, i had a paper round lol
Prom Date : never had one cos i never went
Best Memory : i dunno
Worst Memory : i dunno
Graduate(?) : 2005
Leave a virgin : yes :(
This or That
Strawberries/Blueberries : Strawberries
Meat/Veggie : either
TV/Movie : either
Hugs/Kisses : both
Guitar/Drums : guitar
Chinese/Mexican : neither
Day/Night : either
Cheerios/Corn Flakes : dunno
Snickers/MilkyWay : snickers
Gold/Silver : i like either
Black/Brown : black
Elvis/Beatles : none
Sprinkles/Icing : both please?
Cookie/Donut : i like either
Cake/Pie : both
Coke/Pepsi : either
I
am : weird
thought : she loved me but then she left me
need : a gf who lives near
want : a job
love : some one
hate : a few people
wish I was : somewhere else
will always : love Kay

829317  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2006-07-24
Written: (4858 days ago)
Next in thread: 829958

oh what fun, my ex gf/friend [queen mini egg] is taking the piss out of the way i spell things

well i cant help it that i have dyslexia

and apparently im stupid aswell, i maybe stupid a little but i cant help that, nore can i help the dyslexia

828957  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2006-07-23
Written: (4859 days ago)

many people use the work dork well here is the real meaning of it

Definitions of dork on the Web:

jerk: a dull stupid fatuous person
wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn

827520  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2006-07-21
Written: (4862 days ago)

im super happy right now, i just found area 51 on the map

go on this link

maps.google.com

and in the search type in

area 51

and it will show you the entire place :D

826304  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2006-07-18
Written: (4864 days ago)

She jumped up as soon as she saw
the surgeon
come out of the operating room. She said: "How is
my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can
I see him?"





The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could,
but your boy didn't make it."





Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer?
Doesn't God care any more? Where were you,
God, when my son needed you?"




The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time
alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out
in a few minutes, before he's transported to the
university."





Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she
said good-bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly
through his thick red curly hair.

"Would you like a lock of his hair?" the nurse
asked.





Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the
boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to
Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to
donate his body to the University for Study. He
said it might help somebody else. "I said no at
first, but Jimmy said, 'Mom, I won't be using it after
I die. Maybe it will help some other little boy spend
one more day with his Mom." She went on, "My
Jimmy had a heart of gold. Always thinking of
someone else. Always wanting to help others if he
could."





Sally walked out of Children's mercy Hospital for
the last time, after spending most of the last six
months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's
belongings on the seat beside her in the car. The
drive home was difficult. It was even harder to
enter
the empty house. She carried Jimmy's belongings,
and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her
son's room. She started placing the model cars
and other personal things back in his room exactly
where he had always kept them. She laid down
across his bed and, hugging his pillow, cried
herself to sleep.





It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Laying
beside her on the bed was a folded letter. The
letter said:

"Dear Mom, I know you're going to miss me; but
don't think that I will ever forget you, or stop
loving
you, just 'cause I'm not around to say I LOVE
YOU. I will always love you, Mom, even more with
each day. Someday we will see each other again.
Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you
won't be so lonely, that's okay with me. He can
have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you
decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't
like the same things us boys do. You'll have to buy
her dolls and stuff girls like, you know. Don't be
sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place.
Grandma and Grandpa met me as soon as I got
here and showed me around some, but it will take
a long time to see everything. The angels are so
cool. I love to watch them fly. And, you know
what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures.
Yet, when I saw Him, I knew it was Him. Jesus
himself took me to see GOD! And guess what,
Mom? I got to sit on God's knee and talk to Him,
like I was somebody important. That's when I told
Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you
good-bye and everything. But I already knew that
wasn't allowed. Well, you know what Mom? God
handed me some paper and His own personal pen
to write you this letter. I think Gabriel is the name
of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to
you. God said for me to give you the answer to
one
of the questions you asked Him 'Where was He
when I needed him?' "God said He was in the
same place with me, as when His son Jesus was
on the cross. He was right there, as He always is
with all His children.

Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what
I've written except you. To everyone else this is
just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool? I have
to give God His pen back now. He needs it to write
some more names in the Book of Life. Tonight I
get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm,
sure the food will be great.





Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore.
The cancer is all gone. I'm glad because I couldn't
stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to
see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent
The Angel of Mercy to come get me. The Angel
said I was a Special Delivery! How about that?


Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me.



(Let's see Satan stop this one.) Take 60-seconds
and repost this, within the hour, you will have
caused a multitude of believers to pray to God for
each other. Then sit back and feel the Holy Spirit
work in your life for doing what you know God
loves
"When you're down to nothing, God is up to
something.?

826297  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2006-07-18
Written: (4864 days ago)
Next in thread: 826872

Boy: I need someone to talk to.
Girl: I'm always here for you.
Boy: I know.
Girl: What's wrong?
Boy: I like her so much.
Girl: Talk to her.
Boy: I don't know. She won't ever like me.
Girl: Don't say that. You're amazing.
Boy: I just want her to know how I feel.
Girl: Then tell her.
Boy: She won't like me.
Girl: How do you know that?
Boy: I can just tell.
Girl: Well just tell her.
Boy: What should I say?
Girl: Tell her how much you like her.
Boy: I tell her that daily.
Girl: what do you mean?
Boy: I'm always with her. I love her.
Girl: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. But he'll never like me.
Boy: Wait. Who do you like?
Girl: Oh some boy.
Boy: Oh... she won't like me either.
Girl: She does.
Boy: How do you know?
Girl: Because, who wouldn't like you?
Boy: You.
Girl: You're wrong, I love you.
Boy: I love you too.
Girl: So are you going to talk to her?
Boy: I just did.

826096  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2006-07-18
Written: (4864 days ago)

if u were traped in a place with me 4 3 weeks and there is no way out we look every were what would u wanna do next




[]fuck




[]full around




[]u dont no




[]play games




[]talk




[]kiss




[]u dont care




[]eat me

825822  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2006-07-18
Written: (4865 days ago)

CAN U DO THIS??!!??
Type your name with...
thumbs together: adam
nose: adam
elbow: adam
tongue:adam
chin: adam
foot : adam
eyes closed and with one finger: adam
back of the hand: adam
palm: adam
mouse: adam
wrist: adam
big toe:adam
forehead: adam

i did do it more than once

824978  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2006-07-16
Written: (4867 days ago)

What Riders Can Only Say At the Barn
Things you can only say at the barn:
1. He won't come into my hands!
2. There's nothing like having 17 hands between your legs.
3. I'm gonna get off now.
4. More leg, less hand...
5. It was a great ride, but hes kinda sticky.
6. He needs a good 20 min warm-up...
7. Relax your back, dont pinch with your knees, go with the motion, rock your pelvis...
8. When he gets excited he really foams up!
9. If he's not ridden 5 days a week he gets cranky...
10. I rode yesterday, but Gwen is gonna ride him today.
11. Go ahead, ride him, you'll like him...he'll be good for you!
12. Push!!! Squeeze!!! Pull hard!!!
13. He's being a pig, get his head up!
14. He bends to left, but he's really stiff to the right.
15. He really over reacts when I sit down into him...
16. Smack him if he refuses!
17. Good, thats looks much better with his head down.
18. When your getting ready for a jump, press your knuckles firmly into his neck, to push yourself off.
19. You want his hindquarters to be balanced and even with yours.
20. If you squeeze with your thighs and legs he'll get off earlier.
21. You two perform really well with each other!
22. Go hack him for a few minutes.
23. Turn him out for a while.
24. I rode him bareback.
25. He's/She's been around.
26. My trainer's gunna do him in the PreGreens and Lows.
27. He's too much for her, maybe you should get on.
28. He's a bit of a bumpy ride, just try not to grip with ur thighs too much.
29.Make sure you release.
30. Don't lean forward unless you want him to go faster.
31. Don't pump too much.
32. Squeeze and release... squeeze and release...give and take
33. "How was he today?" reply... "Excellent, very obedient for once."
34. I got my daughter a made one, he's super easy.
35. I just love riding the big ones!!!

823455  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2006-07-12
Written: (4870 days ago)
Next in thread: 824251

Deep Thoughts



1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.




2. A day without sunshine is like...night.




3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.




4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.




5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.




6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.




7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.




8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.




9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.




10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.




11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.




12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.




13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.




14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.




15. OK, so what's the speed of dark?




16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.




17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.




18. Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.




19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?




20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.




21. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?




22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.




23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?




24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.




25. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.




26. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.




27. Life isn't like a box of chocolates.... it's more like a jar of
jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.

822318  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2006-07-10
Written: (4872 days ago)

THE REAL YOU


would you rather...


[x] Ask someone out.
[x] Be asked out.


[x] Have a sunny day
[x] Have a rainy day


[x] Have a computer
[x] Have a cell phone


[x] be poor & live till you're 100.
[] Be rich & live till you're 30.


[] Be blind.
[x] Be deaf.


[x] Have it be Winter all year round.
[] Have it be Summer all year round.


[] Be beautiful.
[x] Be loved.


[] Take a bath.
[x] Take a shower.


[x] Be born poor and die rich.
[]Be born rich and die poor.


[x] never have to go to school.
[] never have to go to the dentist.


[x] Never feel physical pain
[] never feel emotional pain


[x] Wear contacts.
[] Wear braces.



--------------



You are


[] 5'0 & Shorter.
[] 5'1 - 5'3.
[] 5'4-5'6.
[] 5'7 - 5'9.
[] 5'10 - 6'1.
[x] Tall. 6'2 & Taller.



Naturally


[] Blonde.
[] Strawberry Blonde.
[] Redhead.
[] Auburn.
[] Brunette.
[] Dirty blonde.
[] Light Brown
[x] Dark Brown.
[] Black.
[] Don't Remember.


[] Blue-Eyed.
[] Brown-Eyed.
[] Green-Eyed.
[] Hazel Eyed.
[] Gold|Gray-Eyed.
[] Silver|Gray-Eyed.
[x] Blue|Green-Eyed.
[x] Blue|Gray-Eyed.
[] Change Colors
[] Brown|Green-Eyed


You Have/Had


[x] Glasses
[] Contacts.
[] Braces.


Hair Length


[] Short.
[] Medium
[x] Long Hair
[]Bald



You've Done


[x] Rafting.
[] Water Skiing
[x] Camping.
[x] Horseback Riding.
[] Surfing
[x] Water Polo.
[x] Skateboarding.
[] Skiing.
[] Street Luging.
[] Cheerleading.
[] Lacrosse.
[] Street Hockey.
[x] Gymnastics.
[x] Martial Arts.
[x] BMX.
[] Tubing.
[x] Rock Climbing


You Can't Stand Listening To


[] Country
[] Classical.
[] Techno.
[] Oldies.
[] Opera.
[] Reggae.
[] Emo.
[] 80's.
[] Disco.
[x] Metal.
[] Hardcore.
[x] Rock.
[] Rap|HipHop.
[] R&B
[] Classic rock.
[] Polka.



Clothing Brands You Like


[] American Eagle.
[] Hollister.
[] The Buckle
[] Abercrombie & Fitch.
[] Wet Seal.
[] O'Neill.
[] PacSun.
[] Aeropostale
[x] Dickies.
[] Roxy.
[] Guess.
[] Hot Topic.
[] Spencers.
[] Tripp
[] Champs.
[] Old Navy.
[] Volcom.
[] Forever 21
[] Limited Too.
[] Salvation Army|Goodwill.
[] Other thrift stores.
[] Wal-Mart.
[x] If I like it I'll wear it.
[x] Other.
[] Target


Your Confessions


[] I am really ticklish.
[x] I've collected comic books.
[x] I read and watch the news.
[]I LOVE Disney movies!
[] I don't like killing bugs.
[] I have/had x's in my screen name.
[] I cook well.
[] I have worn pajamas to class
[] I like Martha Stewart .
[x] Ozzy is my hero
[] I always do my homework
[x] I still have my pokemon cards
[] I've cut myself before
[] I like sneezing

820288  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2006-07-07
Written: (4876 days ago)
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horrible thing happend to me on the 6th of july


a guy started flirting with me read this all because he thought i was a girl, even though we spoke before


isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:31:52 PM): u look pretty
Boner (7/6/2006 10:32:07 PM): and im not gay or bi
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:32:18 PM): me too
Boner (7/6/2006 10:32:27 PM): so dont comment on my looks
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:33:05 PM): no u are extra ordinary beautiful
Boner (7/6/2006 10:33:23 PM): seriously stop commenting on my looks
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:33:29 PM): has any one not tell u about that?
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:33:32 PM): ok
Boner (7/6/2006 10:33:56 PM): i have, but i dont like being told it by guys
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:34:36 PM): ok
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:34:43 PM): so are single?
Boner (7/6/2006 10:35:10 PM): ok, stop asking me stuff like this, cos i am not gay or bi
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:35:27 PM): plz are u single?
Boner (7/6/2006 10:35:38 PM): i am not going to tell you
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:36:15 PM): oh come on.........
Boner (7/6/2006 10:36:29 PM): NO!!!
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:36:50 PM):
Boner (7/6/2006 10:36:59 PM): dude seriosuly im not in the mood
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:37:40 PM): ok sweetie
Boner (7/6/2006 10:37:49 PM): are you gay?
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:37:54 PM): no
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:37:58 PM): why?
Boner (7/6/2006 10:38:03 PM): cos your hitting on me
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:39:04 PM): ok
Boner (7/6/2006 10:39:15 PM): and i hate being chatted up buy guys
Boner (7/6/2006 10:39:22 PM): are you bi?
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:39:28 PM): no
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:39:32 PM): y?
Boner (7/6/2006 10:39:59 PM): you must be one of them cos you dont tell guys what you do without being one of them
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:40:40 PM): me i am not dear
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:40:53 PM): i am telling u the truth
Boner (7/6/2006 10:41:12 PM): ok, dont ever call me, dear, sweetie, hun, babe, angel, or anything like that ever!!!!!
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:41:30 PM): oh y
Boner (7/6/2006 10:41:33 PM): cos im male
Boner (7/6/2006 10:41:40 PM): and your male
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:41:54 PM): no i cannot belive it
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:42:02 PM): are telling me the truth?
Boner (7/6/2006 10:42:07 PM): yes im male
Boner (7/6/2006 10:42:12 PM): my name is adam
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:42:45 PM): u are lying
Boner (7/6/2006 10:42:48 PM): no im noy
Boner (7/6/2006 10:42:50 PM): not*
Boner (7/6/2006 10:44:08 PM): accept that and you will see im male
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:46:29 PM): is not working?
Boner (7/6/2006 10:46:39 PM): how fast is your internet connection?
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:46:58 PM): i dont know
Boner (7/6/2006 10:47:06 PM): cos it should have connected by now
Boner (7/6/2006 10:47:14 PM): i stopped it anyway
Boner (7/6/2006 10:47:25 PM): but my name is adam boden, im male, im 17 and in england
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:47:49 PM): really
Boner (7/6/2006 10:47:53 PM): yes
Boner (7/6/2006 10:48:22 PM): accept that pic its the same one as my picture
Boner (7/6/2006 10:51:00 PM): now do you belive me?
Boner (7/6/2006 10:53:50 PM): now do you belive me?
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:54:16 PM): yes

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Written about Thursday 2006-07-06
Written: (4876 days ago)
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01. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys
when they aren't looking.

02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute
intervals

03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies
toilet.

04. Walk up to an employee and tell him?her in an official tone:
Code 3 in Housewares... and see what happens.

05. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.

06. Move a 'CAUTION -WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

07. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department and tell other shoppers you are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding Department.

08. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

09. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick
your nose.

10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are located.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.

12. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through,
say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and assume the foetal position and scream "NO! ........It's those voices again!!!"

And last but not least:

14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here."

813853  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2006-06-25
Written: (4887 days ago)

I am 35% clumsy

[] i have run into a glass door
[x] i have tripped over my own foot
[x] i have slipped on the grass
[] i have spit water on someone
[] i have almost fallen over more than 5 times in one day
[] i have almost fallen over more than 5 times in one hour
[ ] i have almost fallen over more than 5 times in 2 minutes
[] i have dropped a cupful of water
[] i have glued my hands together
[] i let someone glue my hands when I wasnt looking
[x] i have tripped up the stairs
[x] i have fallen down the stairs
[x] i have slipped in the shower/bath
[x] i have dropped something in front of my crush
[] i have spilled water on my crush
[] i have bumped into many people in one day
[] i have tripped over nothing
[] i make a fool of myself almost 24/7
[x] i laugh at myself whenever i do something clumsy, which makes me look even stupider because i look like a retard laughing by myself
[x] i have fallen flat on my back in front of a large crowd
[] i have checked at least 15 x's on this survey



now count the number of x's you have and times it by 5. post this as: i am " "% clumsy

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Written about Wednesday 2006-06-21
Written: (4891 days ago)
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804179  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2006-06-06
Written: (4906 days ago)
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666 the number of the beast hell and fire is bound to be released!


will be done properly later

here are the true lyrics

[Steve Harris]


"Woe to you, Oh Earth and Sea, for the Devil sends the
beast with wrath, because he knows the time is short...
Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the
beast for it is a human number, its number is Six hundred and
sixty six."


I left alone my mind was blank
I needed time to think to get the memories from my mind


What did I see can I believe that what I saw
that night was real and not just fantasy


Just what I saw in my old dreams were they
reflections of my warped mind staring back at me


'Cos in my dream it's always there the evil face that twists my mind
and brings me to despair


The night was black was no use holding back
'Cos I just had to see was someone watching me
In the mist dark figures move and twist
Was this all for real or some kind of hell
666 the number of the beast
Hell and fire was spawned to be released


Torches blazed and sacred chants were praised
As they start to cry hands held to the sky
In the night the fires burning bright
The ritual has begun Satan's work is done
666 the number of the beast
Sacrifice is going on tonight


This can't go on I must inform the law
Can this still be real or just some crazy dream
But I feel drawn towards the evil chanting hordes
They seem to mesmerise me ... can't avoid their eyes
666 the number of the beast
666 the one for you and me


I'm coming back I will return
And I'll possess your body and I'll make you burn
I have the fire I have the force
I have the power to make my evil take it's course
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