oh what fun, my ex gf/friend [queen mini egg] is taking the piss out of the way i spell things
well i cant help it that i have dyslexia
and apparently im stupid aswell, i maybe stupid a little but i cant help that, nore can i help the dyslexia
many people use the work dork well here is the real meaning of it
Definitions of dork on the Web:
jerk: a dull stupid fatuous person
im super happy right now, i just found area 51 on the map
go on this link
and in the search type in
and it will show you the entire place :D
She jumped up as soon as she saw
come out of the operating room. She said: "How is
my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can
I see him?"
The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could,
but your boy didn't make it."
Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer?
Doesn't God care any more? Where were you,
God, when my son needed you?"
The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time
alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out
in a few minutes, before he's transported to the
Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she
said good-bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly
through his thick red curly hair.
"Would you like a lock of his hair?" the nurse
Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the
boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to
Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to
donate his body to the University for Study. He
said it might help somebody else. "I said no at
first, but Jimmy said, 'Mom, I won't be using it after
I die. Maybe it will help some other little boy spend
one more day with his Mom." She went on, "My
Jimmy had a heart of gold. Always thinking of
someone else. Always wanting to help others if he
Sally walked out of Children's mercy Hospital for
the last time, after spending most of the last six
months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's
belongings on the seat beside her in the car. The
drive home was difficult. It was even harder to
the empty house. She carried Jimmy's belongings,
and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her
son's room. She started placing the model cars
and other personal things back in his room exactly
where he had always kept them. She laid down
across his bed and, hugging his pillow, cried
herself to sleep.
It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Laying
beside her on the bed was a folded letter. The
"Dear Mom, I know you're going to miss me; but
don't think that I will ever forget you, or stop
you, just 'cause I'm not around to say I LOVE
YOU. I will always love you, Mom, even more with
each day. Someday we will see each other again.
Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you
won't be so lonely, that's okay with me. He can
have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you
decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't
like the same things us boys do. You'll have to buy
her dolls and stuff girls like, you know. Don't be
sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place.
Grandma and Grandpa met me as soon as I got
here and showed me around some, but it will take
a long time to see everything. The angels are so
cool. I love to watch them fly. And, you know
what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures.
Yet, when I saw Him, I knew it was Him. Jesus
himself took me to see GOD! And guess what,
Mom? I got to sit on God's knee and talk to Him,
like I was somebody important. That's when I told
Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you
good-bye and everything. But I already knew that
wasn't allowed. Well, you know what Mom? God
handed me some paper and His own personal pen
to write you this letter. I think Gabriel is the name
of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to
you. God said for me to give you the answer to
of the questions you asked Him 'Where was He
when I needed him?' "God said He was in the
same place with me, as when His son Jesus was
on the cross. He was right there, as He always is
with all His children.
Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what
I've written except you. To everyone else this is
just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool? I have
to give God His pen back now. He needs it to write
some more names in the Book of Life. Tonight I
get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm,
sure the food will be great.
Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore.
The cancer is all gone. I'm glad because I couldn't
stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to
see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent
The Angel of Mercy to come get me. The Angel
said I was a Special Delivery! How about that?
Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me.
(Let's see Satan stop this one.) Take 60-seconds
and repost this, within the hour, you will have
caused a multitude of believers to pray to God for
each other. Then sit back and feel the Holy Spirit
work in your life for doing what you know God
"When you're down to nothing, God is up to
Boy: I need someone to talk to.
Girl: I'm always here for you.
Boy: I know.
Girl: What's wrong?
Boy: I like her so much.
Girl: Talk to her.
Boy: I don't know. She won't ever like me.
Girl: Don't say that. You're amazing.
Boy: I just want her to know how I feel.
Girl: Then tell her.
Boy: She won't like me.
Girl: How do you know that?
Boy: I can just tell.
Girl: Well just tell her.
Boy: What should I say?
Girl: Tell her how much you like her.
Boy: I tell her that daily.
Girl: what do you mean?
Boy: I'm always with her. I love her.
Girl: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. But he'll never like me.
Boy: Wait. Who do you like?
Girl: Oh some boy.
Boy: Oh... she won't like me either.
Girl: She does.
Boy: How do you know?
Girl: Because, who wouldn't like you?
Girl: You're wrong, I love you.
Boy: I love you too.
Girl: So are you going to talk to her?
Boy: I just did.
if u were traped in a place with me 4 3 weeks and there is no way out we look every were what would u wanna do next
u dont no
u dont care
CAN U DO THIS??!!??
Type your name with...
thumbs together: adam
foot : adam
eyes closed and with one finger: adam
back of the hand: adam
i did do it more than once
What Riders Can Only Say At the Barn
Things you can only say at the barn:
1. He won't come into my hands!
2. There's nothing like having 17 hands between your legs.
3. I'm gonna get off now.
4. More leg, less hand...
5. It was a great ride, but hes kinda sticky.
6. He needs a good 20 min warm-up...
7. Relax your back, dont pinch with your knees, go with the motion, rock your pelvis...
8. When he gets excited he really foams up!
9. If he's not ridden 5 days a week he gets cranky...
10. I rode yesterday, but Gwen is gonna ride him today.
11. Go ahead, ride him, you'll like him...he'll be good for you!
12. Push!!! Squeeze!!! Pull hard!!!
13. He's being a pig, get his head up!
14. He bends to left, but he's really stiff to the right.
15. He really over reacts when I sit down into him...
16. Smack him if he refuses!
17. Good, thats looks much better with his head down.
18. When your getting ready for a jump, press your knuckles firmly into his neck, to push yourself off.
19. You want his hindquarters to be balanced and even with yours.
20. If you squeeze with your thighs and legs he'll get off earlier.
21. You two perform really well with each other!
22. Go hack him for a few minutes.
23. Turn him out for a while.
24. I rode him bareback.
25. He's/She's been around.
26. My trainer's gunna do him in the PreGreens and Lows.
27. He's too much for her, maybe you should get on.
28. He's a bit of a bumpy ride, just try not to grip with ur thighs too much.
29.Make sure you release.
30. Don't lean forward unless you want him to go faster.
31. Don't pump too much.
32. Squeeze and release... squeeze and release...give and take
33. "How was he today?" reply... "Excellent, very obedient for once."
34. I got my daughter a made one, he's super easy.
35. I just love riding the big ones!!!
1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
2. A day without sunshine is like...night.
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis
15. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
18. Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
21. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
25. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
26. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
27. Life isn't like a box of chocolates.... it's more like a jar of
jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.
THE REAL YOU
would you rather...
[x] Ask someone out.
[x] Be asked out.
[x] Have a sunny day
[x] Have a rainy day
[x] Have a computer
[x] Have a cell phone
[x] be poor & live till you're 100.
 Be rich & live till you're 30.
 Be blind.
[x] Be deaf.
[x] Have it be Winter all year round.
 Have it be Summer all year round.
 Be beautiful.
[x] Be loved.
 Take a bath.
[x] Take a shower.
[x] Be born poor and die rich.
Be born rich and die poor.
[x] never have to go to school.
 never have to go to the dentist.
[x] Never feel physical pain
 never feel emotional pain
[x] Wear contacts.
 Wear braces.
 5'0 & Shorter.
 5'1 - 5'3.
 5'7 - 5'9.
 5'10 - 6'1.
[x] Tall. 6'2 & Taller.
 Strawberry Blonde.
 Dirty blonde.
 Light Brown
[x] Dark Brown.
 Don't Remember.
 Hazel Eyed.
 Change Colors
[x] Long Hair
 Water Skiing
[x] Horseback Riding.
[x] Water Polo.
 Street Luging.
 Street Hockey.
[x] Martial Arts.
[x] Rock Climbing
You Can't Stand Listening To
 Classic rock.
Clothing Brands You Like
 American Eagle.
 The Buckle
 Abercrombie & Fitch.
 Wet Seal.
 Hot Topic.
 Old Navy.
 Forever 21
 Limited Too.
 Salvation Army|Goodwill.
 Other thrift stores.
[x] If I like it I'll wear it.
 I am really ticklish.
[x] I've collected comic books.
[x] I read and watch the news.
I LOVE Disney movies!
 I don't like killing bugs.
 I have/had x's in my screen name.
 I cook well.
 I have worn pajamas to class
 I like Martha Stewart .
[x] Ozzy is my hero
 I always do my homework
[x] I still have my pokemon cards
 I've cut myself before
 I like sneezing
horrible thing happend to me on the 6th of july
a guy started flirting with me read this all because he thought i was a girl, even though we spoke before
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:31:52 PM): u look pretty
Boner (7/6/2006 10:32:07 PM): and im not gay or bi
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:32:18 PM): me too
Boner (7/6/2006 10:32:27 PM): so dont comment on my looks
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:33:05 PM): no u are extra ordinary beautiful
Boner (7/6/2006 10:33:23 PM): seriously stop commenting on my looks
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:33:29 PM): has any one not tell u about that?
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:33:32 PM): ok
Boner (7/6/2006 10:33:56 PM): i have, but i dont like being told it by guys
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:34:36 PM): ok
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:34:43 PM): so are single?
Boner (7/6/2006 10:35:10 PM): ok, stop asking me stuff like this, cos i am not gay or bi
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:35:27 PM): plz are u single?
Boner (7/6/2006 10:35:38 PM): i am not going to tell you
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:36:15 PM): oh come on.........
Boner (7/6/2006 10:36:29 PM): NO!!!
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:36:50 PM):
Boner (7/6/2006 10:36:59 PM): dude seriosuly im not in the mood
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:37:40 PM): ok sweetie
Boner (7/6/2006 10:37:49 PM): are you gay?
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:37:54 PM): no
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:37:58 PM): why?
Boner (7/6/2006 10:38:03 PM): cos your hitting on me
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:39:04 PM): ok
Boner (7/6/2006 10:39:15 PM): and i hate being chatted up buy guys
Boner (7/6/2006 10:39:22 PM): are you bi?
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:39:28 PM): no
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:39:32 PM): y?
Boner (7/6/2006 10:39:59 PM): you must be one of them cos you dont tell guys what you do without being one of them
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:40:40 PM): me i am not dear
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:40:53 PM): i am telling u the truth
Boner (7/6/2006 10:41:12 PM): ok, dont ever call me, dear, sweetie, hun, babe, angel, or anything like that ever!!!!!
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:41:30 PM): oh y
Boner (7/6/2006 10:41:33 PM): cos im male
Boner (7/6/2006 10:41:40 PM): and your male
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:41:54 PM): no i cannot belive it
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:42:02 PM): are telling me the truth?
Boner (7/6/2006 10:42:07 PM): yes im male
Boner (7/6/2006 10:42:12 PM): my name is adam
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:42:45 PM): u are lying
Boner (7/6/2006 10:42:48 PM): no im noy
Boner (7/6/2006 10:42:50 PM): not*
Boner (7/6/2006 10:44:08 PM): accept that and you will see im male
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:46:29 PM): is not working?
Boner (7/6/2006 10:46:39 PM): how fast is your internet connection?
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:46:58 PM): i dont know
Boner (7/6/2006 10:47:06 PM): cos it should have connected by now
Boner (7/6/2006 10:47:14 PM): i stopped it anyway
Boner (7/6/2006 10:47:25 PM): but my name is adam boden, im male, im 17 and in england
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:47:49 PM): really
Boner (7/6/2006 10:47:53 PM): yes
Boner (7/6/2006 10:48:22 PM): accept that pic its the same one as my picture
Boner (7/6/2006 10:51:00 PM): now do you belive me?
Boner (7/6/2006 10:53:50 PM): now do you belive me?
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:54:16 PM): yes
01. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys
when they aren't looking.
02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute
03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies
04. Walk up to an employee and tell him?her in an official tone:
Code 3 in Housewares... and see what happens.
05. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.
06. Move a 'CAUTION -WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
07. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department and tell other shoppers you are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding Department.
08. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
09. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick
10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressan
11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
12. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through,
say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and assume the foetal position and scream "NO! ........It's those voices again!!!"
And last but not least:
14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here."
I am 35% clumsy
 i have run into a glass door
[x] i have tripped over my own foot
[x] i have slipped on the grass
 i have spit water on someone
 i have almost fallen over more than 5 times in one day
 i have almost fallen over more than 5 times in one hour
[ ] i have almost fallen over more than 5 times in 2 minutes
 i have dropped a cupful of water
 i have glued my hands together
 i let someone glue my hands when I wasnt looking
[x] i have tripped up the stairs
[x] i have fallen down the stairs
[x] i have slipped in the shower/bath
[x] i have dropped something in front of my crush
 i have spilled water on my crush
 i have bumped into many people in one day
 i have tripped over nothing
 i make a fool of myself almost 24/7
[x] i laugh at myself whenever i do something clumsy, which makes me look even stupider because i look like a retard laughing by myself
[x] i have fallen flat on my back in front of a large crowd
 i have checked at least 15 x's on this survey
now count the number of x's you have and times it by 5. post this as: i am " "% clumsy
666 the number of the beast hell and fire is bound to be released!
will be done properly later
here are the true lyrics
just found out the one person i love in the whole world now has a bf
anymore heart breaks im gonna be how i was along time ago, emotionless and felt no paim, i dont wonna go through that again :'(
is feeling shit and dont know why, maybe cos my heart is aching and i feel like crying :'(
!10 Ways to a gurls heart/ Get into a gurls pants!!
1. Hug her from behind. (Let her know you're a man)
2. Grab her hand when you walk next to her. (She likes that touchy-feely shit)
3. When standing, wrap your arms around her.(All girls like having a slightly-posse
4. Cuddle with her. (Show her you SOFT side)
5. Don't force her to do anything. (With this list, you won't have to!)
6. Write little notes for her. (Most of them can read.)
7. Compliment her. (Girls are VAIN)
8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible. (At least until another hottie walks by)
9. Say "I love you!" and mean it. (Say it like you mean it, she'll be on her back in seconds.)
10. Tell all your friends how lucky you are to have her. (If they're smart, they'll play along. "oh, yeah mean, you're lucky, yep.)
Quotations about Sex
[Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.]
Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography
[The tragedy of sexual intercourse is the perpetual virginity of the soul.]
Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
[Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped.]
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
[The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently]
Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love.
[For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.]
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
[Men get laid, but women get screwed.]
i fucking swear one day, my mom is gonna drive me to do sommat, and most fucking likely at the end of it all i wont give a fuck, aslong as i wont be fucking near her, cos all she does is fucking moan at me, like today, i was doing my nans garden, she started fcuking watching me, she know's i hate being watched so she fucking stopped me, got in the car, your nan fucking payed for you to do that and you really looked like your enjoying it, I FUCKING HATE GARDENING she fucking knows i do, yet she still stopped me even though i was doing it, she goes me and your dad will do it in the week, so next time she fucking asks me to do anything im gonna say no, cos everytime i get given money they want things doing, so this is what i say to my mom FUCK YOU
just for a bit of fun
Hot or Not?
Body: ***HOT OR NOT*** POST THIS IF YOU AREN'T SCARED TO SEE HOW PEOPLE THINK OF YOU
0 = ewwwwwwwwwwww!
1 = Definetly not attractive.
2 = Decent
3 = Cute
4 = Fine as heck!
5 = I'd do you.
6 = PRETTY HOT AND TEMPTiNG!
7 = Lovable, I LOVE YOU!!!
8 = I wanna make you my man/girl.
9 = Just a friend.
10 = Sexiest person I know!
11 = 'effin hottie!
12 = Ya, I've checked you out a few times.
13 = lets Make Out!!
14 = I'd hit it!!
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TELL THE TRUTH!