1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
2. A day without sunshine is like...night.
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis
15. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
18. Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
21. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
25. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
26. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
27. Life isn't like a box of chocolates.... it's more like a jar of
jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.
THE REAL YOU
would you rather...
[x] Ask someone out.
[x] Be asked out.
[x] Have a sunny day
[x] Have a rainy day
[x] Have a computer
[x] Have a cell phone
[x] be poor & live till you're 100.
 Be rich & live till you're 30.
 Be blind.
[x] Be deaf.
[x] Have it be Winter all year round.
 Have it be Summer all year round.
 Be beautiful.
[x] Be loved.
 Take a bath.
[x] Take a shower.
[x] Be born poor and die rich.
Be born rich and die poor.
[x] never have to go to school.
 never have to go to the dentist.
[x] Never feel physical pain
 never feel emotional pain
[x] Wear contacts.
 Wear braces.
 5'0 & Shorter.
 5'1 - 5'3.
 5'7 - 5'9.
 5'10 - 6'1.
[x] Tall. 6'2 & Taller.
 Strawberry Blonde.
 Dirty blonde.
 Light Brown
[x] Dark Brown.
 Don't Remember.
 Hazel Eyed.
 Change Colors
[x] Long Hair
 Water Skiing
[x] Horseback Riding.
[x] Water Polo.
 Street Luging.
 Street Hockey.
[x] Martial Arts.
[x] Rock Climbing
You Can't Stand Listening To
 Classic rock.
Clothing Brands You Like
 American Eagle.
 The Buckle
 Abercrombie & Fitch.
 Wet Seal.
 Hot Topic.
 Old Navy.
 Forever 21
 Limited Too.
 Salvation Army|Goodwill.
 Other thrift stores.
[x] If I like it I'll wear it.
 I am really ticklish.
[x] I've collected comic books.
[x] I read and watch the news.
I LOVE Disney movies!
 I don't like killing bugs.
 I have/had x's in my screen name.
 I cook well.
 I have worn pajamas to class
 I like Martha Stewart .
[x] Ozzy is my hero
 I always do my homework
[x] I still have my pokemon cards
 I've cut myself before
 I like sneezing
horrible thing happend to me on the 6th of july
a guy started flirting with me read this all because he thought i was a girl, even though we spoke before
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:31:52 PM): u look pretty
Boner (7/6/2006 10:32:07 PM): and im not gay or bi
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:32:18 PM): me too
Boner (7/6/2006 10:32:27 PM): so dont comment on my looks
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:33:05 PM): no u are extra ordinary beautiful
Boner (7/6/2006 10:33:23 PM): seriously stop commenting on my looks
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:33:29 PM): has any one not tell u about that?
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:33:32 PM): ok
Boner (7/6/2006 10:33:56 PM): i have, but i dont like being told it by guys
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:34:36 PM): ok
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:34:43 PM): so are single?
Boner (7/6/2006 10:35:10 PM): ok, stop asking me stuff like this, cos i am not gay or bi
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:35:27 PM): plz are u single?
Boner (7/6/2006 10:35:38 PM): i am not going to tell you
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:36:15 PM): oh come on.........
Boner (7/6/2006 10:36:29 PM): NO!!!
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:36:50 PM):
Boner (7/6/2006 10:36:59 PM): dude seriosuly im not in the mood
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:37:40 PM): ok sweetie
Boner (7/6/2006 10:37:49 PM): are you gay?
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:37:54 PM): no
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:37:58 PM): why?
Boner (7/6/2006 10:38:03 PM): cos your hitting on me
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:39:04 PM): ok
Boner (7/6/2006 10:39:15 PM): and i hate being chatted up buy guys
Boner (7/6/2006 10:39:22 PM): are you bi?
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:39:28 PM): no
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:39:32 PM): y?
Boner (7/6/2006 10:39:59 PM): you must be one of them cos you dont tell guys what you do without being one of them
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:40:40 PM): me i am not dear
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:40:53 PM): i am telling u the truth
Boner (7/6/2006 10:41:12 PM): ok, dont ever call me, dear, sweetie, hun, babe, angel, or anything like that ever!!!!!
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:41:30 PM): oh y
Boner (7/6/2006 10:41:33 PM): cos im male
Boner (7/6/2006 10:41:40 PM): and your male
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:41:54 PM): no i cannot belive it
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:42:02 PM): are telling me the truth?
Boner (7/6/2006 10:42:07 PM): yes im male
Boner (7/6/2006 10:42:12 PM): my name is adam
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:42:45 PM): u are lying
Boner (7/6/2006 10:42:48 PM): no im noy
Boner (7/6/2006 10:42:50 PM): not*
Boner (7/6/2006 10:44:08 PM): accept that and you will see im male
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:46:29 PM): is not working?
Boner (7/6/2006 10:46:39 PM): how fast is your internet connection?
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:46:58 PM): i dont know
Boner (7/6/2006 10:47:06 PM): cos it should have connected by now
Boner (7/6/2006 10:47:14 PM): i stopped it anyway
Boner (7/6/2006 10:47:25 PM): but my name is adam boden, im male, im 17 and in england
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:47:49 PM): really
Boner (7/6/2006 10:47:53 PM): yes
Boner (7/6/2006 10:48:22 PM): accept that pic its the same one as my picture
Boner (7/6/2006 10:51:00 PM): now do you belive me?
Boner (7/6/2006 10:53:50 PM): now do you belive me?
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:54:16 PM): yes
01. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys
when they aren't looking.
02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute
03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies
04. Walk up to an employee and tell him?her in an official tone:
Code 3 in Housewares... and see what happens.
05. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.
06. Move a 'CAUTION -WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
07. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department and tell other shoppers you are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding Department.
08. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
09. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick
10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressan
11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
12. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through,
say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and assume the foetal position and scream "NO! ........It's those voices again!!!"
And last but not least:
14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here."
I am 35% clumsy
 i have run into a glass door
[x] i have tripped over my own foot
[x] i have slipped on the grass
 i have spit water on someone
 i have almost fallen over more than 5 times in one day
 i have almost fallen over more than 5 times in one hour
[ ] i have almost fallen over more than 5 times in 2 minutes
 i have dropped a cupful of water
 i have glued my hands together
 i let someone glue my hands when I wasnt looking
[x] i have tripped up the stairs
[x] i have fallen down the stairs
[x] i have slipped in the shower/bath
[x] i have dropped something in front of my crush
 i have spilled water on my crush
 i have bumped into many people in one day
 i have tripped over nothing
 i make a fool of myself almost 24/7
[x] i laugh at myself whenever i do something clumsy, which makes me look even stupider because i look like a retard laughing by myself
[x] i have fallen flat on my back in front of a large crowd
 i have checked at least 15 x's on this survey
now count the number of x's you have and times it by 5. post this as: i am " "% clumsy
666 the number of the beast hell and fire is bound to be released!
will be done properly later
here are the true lyrics
just found out the one person i love in the whole world now has a bf
anymore heart breaks im gonna be how i was along time ago, emotionless and felt no paim, i dont wonna go through that again :'(
is feeling shit and dont know why, maybe cos my heart is aching and i feel like crying :'(
!10 Ways to a gurls heart/ Get into a gurls pants!!
1. Hug her from behind. (Let her know you're a man)
2. Grab her hand when you walk next to her. (She likes that touchy-feely shit)
3. When standing, wrap your arms around her.(All girls like having a slightly-posse
4. Cuddle with her. (Show her you SOFT side)
5. Don't force her to do anything. (With this list, you won't have to!)
6. Write little notes for her. (Most of them can read.)
7. Compliment her. (Girls are VAIN)
8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible. (At least until another hottie walks by)
9. Say "I love you!" and mean it. (Say it like you mean it, she'll be on her back in seconds.)
10. Tell all your friends how lucky you are to have her. (If they're smart, they'll play along. "oh, yeah mean, you're lucky, yep.)
Quotations about Sex
[Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.]
Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography
[The tragedy of sexual intercourse is the perpetual virginity of the soul.]
Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
[Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped.]
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
[The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently]
Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love.
[For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.]
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
[Men get laid, but women get screwed.]
i fucking swear one day, my mom is gonna drive me to do sommat, and most fucking likely at the end of it all i wont give a fuck, aslong as i wont be fucking near her, cos all she does is fucking moan at me, like today, i was doing my nans garden, she started fcuking watching me, she know's i hate being watched so she fucking stopped me, got in the car, your nan fucking payed for you to do that and you really looked like your enjoying it, I FUCKING HATE GARDENING she fucking knows i do, yet she still stopped me even though i was doing it, she goes me and your dad will do it in the week, so next time she fucking asks me to do anything im gonna say no, cos everytime i get given money they want things doing, so this is what i say to my mom FUCK YOU
just for a bit of fun
Hot or Not?
Body: ***HOT OR NOT*** POST THIS IF YOU AREN'T SCARED TO SEE HOW PEOPLE THINK OF YOU
0 = ewwwwwwwwwwww!
1 = Definetly not attractive.
2 = Decent
3 = Cute
4 = Fine as heck!
5 = I'd do you.
6 = PRETTY HOT AND TEMPTiNG!
7 = Lovable, I LOVE YOU!!!
8 = I wanna make you my man/girl.
9 = Just a friend.
10 = Sexiest person I know!
11 = 'effin hottie!
12 = Ya, I've checked you out a few times.
13 = lets Make Out!!
14 = I'd hit it!!
LEAVE ME A MESSAGE
TELL THE TRUTH!
know we haven't known each other for long time and I really shouldn't be asking you for this but I want it so bad don't get me wrong it's just that I haven't had it for a long time I could already feel it going in so hard and coming out so soft and wet. No one has to know about this, I'm desperate, but your help can be very grateful you must think I have a lot of nerve asking you for this but i can feel my tongue around it sucking all the juice out until there no more left, this has been on my mind all day long and I hope I'm not being forward but...........
can I have a piece of chewin gum?
Name : Adam
B-Day : March 14
Age : 17
Eye Color : Green/blue
Hair Color : dark brown
Height : 6ft 2"
Best Feature : i dont know, people will have to say
Shoe Size : im from a british 8 to a british 10, and an american 9 to american 11
Ring Size : i dont know
Addictions : talking on the net
Pets : 1 dog
Piercings : none
Tattoos : none
Nickname : boner (dont ask) and boden or boner boden
Car : peugeot 106 1.5 diesel lol
Parents still together : yes
Siblings : 1 brother
Live with Parents? : yes
Feature of the opposite sex : honestly im not really bothered about that aslong as they dont weight more than me
Spot to be kissed : i dunno, anywhere
Sports Team : dont do sports
Holiday : i dunno, i never do anything at them anyway
Alcoholic Drink : budweiser, carling, carlsberg, fosters
Non-Alcoholic Drink : i will drink pretty much anything
Quote : i always tend to say blow me or bite me alot
Lesson Learned : i dunno, depends what i did on the day
Thing a friend has done for you : got me into guitar and now im a music junkie lol
Thing you have done for a friend : been there for them when they need to talk
Baby names (girl) : i dunno
Baby names (boy) : i dunno
Ben & Jerry's Flavor : dunno what that is
Starbucks Drink : i dont go there its a ripoff
Season : any, cos im cool all year round
Have You Ever
Wished on a star : no
Been in love : yes
Been out of the country : yes, been to france and florida (im in the UK)
Talked on the phone all night : 7long hours or more :'(
Bungee jumped : no
Driven cross-country : no
Had surgery : had my tonsils out and gromits that it
Been told you might die : no
Told someone you love them : yes
Wished you HAD told someone you loved them : i want to right now but its not the right time
Asked someone out : yes loads
Kissed someone (made the first move) : dunno
As a child, had a skip-it : whats one of them?
What about a sock-em-bop : dunno what one is
Kissed the same sex : no
Gone out in public with you PJ's on : have done to put things at the end of the drive
Laughed so hard that a liquid came out of your nose : yeah and it burns
Had sex in a car : no
Who is the person you last broke up with :anna
How long did you date that person : a month and a week
Was it love : was till we stopped talking
Did you have sex with them : no
Were they older/younger : older
Were they shorter/taller : shorter
Have you had other boy/girlfriend
Any you wish you could talk to : i talk to the one person who i love the most everyday
Any you hate : i hate one of my ex's
Do you have a boy/girlfriend : no
Where did you meet :
How long have you been together :
What is your anniversary date :
What is his/her full name :
Were you attracted to them from the first moment you saw them : no
Do you trust him/her :
Have you cheated on him/her :
Is it love :
What's his/her favorite meal :
What's his/her favorite band :
Public/Private : public
Best Friend : dave harvey
Boy/GirlFriend : laura
Job : didnt have one as such, i had a paper round lol
Prom Date : never had one cos i never went
Best Memory : i dunno
Worst Memory : i dunno
Graduate(?) : 2005
Leave a virgin : yes :(
This or That
Meat/Veggie : either
TV/Movie : either
Hugs/Kisses : both
Guitar/Drums : guitar
Day/Night : either
Cheerios/Corn Flakes : dunno
Gold/Silver : i like either
Black/Brown : black
Elvis/Beatles : none
Cookie/Donut : i like either
Cake/Pie : both
Coke/Pepsi : either
am : weird
thought : she loved me but then she left me
need : a gf who lives near
want : a job
love : some one
hate : a few people
wish I was : somewhere else
will always : love Kay
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bit**."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bit**?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bit**."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BIT**!!!"
Repost if you laughed
reason two no longer exsists yay
thats of my mate
and thats how dancing has changed over 40 years
if anyone wants to know how i feel this is how i feel
a peice of shit,
reason one, i told my ex she still has my heart cos she said she didnt have one no more, i refused to have it back cos i still love her, she said if you dont take it back i will chuck it away, so i still refused and she threw it away and i burst into tears, then she started cutting so i cried more
reason two, i upset a really nice friend, by accident, and i really liked her as a friend, and when we were talking (me and her) i felt warm, now i feel dead
reason 3, this time last year i was going out with somone for the 1st month, and it lasted 5 months, so when she left me in september i was deperessed and wanted to die for two months, i got better with the aid of talking to people on the net, and for a week or so all i can think about is her just before i go bed so it fucks up my sleeping pattern, i wake up every 3 hours depressed, my depression lasts for like 2hours then im ok, then depressed just before i go to bed
[Lady Lucifer] wrote this i thought it was really sad
One day two lovers were driving down a deserted road. The guy had said something rude earlier to the girl and had hurt her feelings. Both were still upset. But soon, the guy couldn’t stand it anymore and taking a deep breath he apologized to the girl. The girl relaxed but was still upset so didn’t look the guy in the eye, she continually fiddled with her fingers looking down. The guy wanted deeply for the girl to forgive him. So he reached across to the girl and grabbed her hand saying he was sorry and that he loved her. In the few seconds the guy took his eyes off the road the car slowly slid off into a small ditch. They both looked up and the guy steered back onto the road in a panic and the girl grabbed her seat. The boy lost his cool and slammed on the breaks sending the car rolling. The car rolled five times and stopped on it’s back.
Neither the girl nor the guy had had their seatbelts on. But the guy had turned the car just right that it flipped onto his side. Sending the girl right into his grasp and he held her tight. The girl opened her eyes and screamed at the searing pain in her side. In desperation she managed to push the door open. In the growing darkness she called the guys name. He moaned letting her know where he was. With great difficulty she pulled the boy out of the wreck and away from the small fire. Breathing with difficulty the boy told her he was sorry and it was all his fault. The girl told him otherwise and kissed his forehead wiping away the blood on his face. She repeatedly asked if he was ok but when she did he clutched her tighter to him.
Blood stained tears rolled down her face, she new he would die. Deep inside of her she knew she had no chance without his love. Setting him down and ignoring his cry for her she crawled for a piece of broken glass. Quickly the girl moved back to him and held him.
He asked her over and over what she was doing. Finally in a whispered tone she told him.
“I could never live without you, you are my life and my love, my world and my happiness. If you go I go”
The girl kissed the boy deeply and slit her own wrists. Then she laid down beside him. She chanted his name and told him now much she loved him.
The ambulance had been called and got there in time to save the boy, for the girl it was too late.
Two weeks after the girl died the boy was found dead laying next to her grave with a note in his hand.
“I won’t be able to live without her, nor her love, she was my life, my love, my world and my happiness, she died therefore I must be with her.”
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Coca Cola condoms.......
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