[deamon90002004]'s diary

1031368  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2008-05-24
Written: (4137 days ago)

Q: What do you get when you take ecstasy and birth control pills?

A: A trip without the kids.

1022427  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2008-04-05
Written: (4186 days ago)

right then, im being dragged off to london, and i don't wanna go, but i will be back sunday night

1011191  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2008-02-12
Written: (4239 days ago)
Next in thread: 1013939, 1023452, 1041861

IM THE MOON!!

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992706  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2007-11-16
Written: (4327 days ago)
Next in thread: 992872

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983054  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2007-10-11
Written: (4362 days ago)

HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so profound that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A".

981416  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2007-10-05
Written: (4369 days ago)
Next in thread: 981435, 984571

Subject:   contemplating......
Body: im contemplating even being on anything to allow people to talk to me anymore, im like 80/20 of leaving everything, here, myspace, elfpack, fake, facebook,bebo, msn, yahoo,aim, skype and anything else im on just so i don't get hurt again, cos im sick and tired of being depressed, it's either a girl, some girls bf who thinks im stealing their gf from them, my parents threatening to kick me out, friends who lie, college or just in general

so this might be the last time you ever hear from me

981121  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2007-10-03
Written: (4370 days ago)

X means yes
Blanks means no of course

(x) smoked a cigarette
(x) smoked pot
( ) crashed a friend's car
() stolen a car
(x) been in love
(x) been dumped
() shoplifted
() been fired
(x) been in a fist fight
(x) snuck out of my parent's house
(x) had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back
() been arrested
() gone on a blind date
(x) lied to a friend
() had a crush on a teacher
() skipped school
() seen someone die
(x) been on a plane
() eaten Sushi
() been snowboarding
(x) been moshing at a concert
(x) been in an abusive relationship
(x) taken painkillers
(x) love someone or miss someone right now
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(x) made a snow angel
() had a tea party
(x) flown a kite
(x) built a sand castle
(x) gone puddle jumping
(x) played dress up (when i was little)
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves
(x) gone sledding
(x) cheated while playing a game
(x) been lonely
(x) fallen asleep at work/school
() used a fake id
(x) watched the sun set
(x) felt an earthquake
(x) touched a snake
(x) slept beneath the stars
(x) been tickled
() been robbed
(x) been misunderstood
(x) pat a reindeer/goat
(x) won a contest
(x) been in a car that’s run a red light
() been suspended from school
() been in a car accident
() had braces
(x) felt like an outcast
(x) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) had deja vu
() danced in the moonlight
(x) hated the way you look
() witnessed a crime
(x) questioned your heart
(x) been obsessed with post-it notes
() squished barefoot through the mud
(x) been lost
() been to the opposite side of the country
(x ) swam in the ocean
(x) felt like dying
(x) felt like killing yourself
(x) cried yourself to sleep
(x) played cops and robbers
() recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
() sung karaoke
() paid for a meal with only coins
(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) made prank phone calls
(x) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(x) caught a snowflake on your tongue
() danced in the rain
(x) written a letter to Santa Claus
() been kissed under a mistletoe
() watched the sun set with someone you care about
(x) blown bubbles
(x) made a bonfire
() crashed a party
(x) gone rollerskating/blading
() had a wish come true
() worn pearls
() screamed penis in class
() ate dog/cat food
() told a complete stranger you loved them
(x) sang in the shower
(x) had a dream that you married someone
(x) glued your hand to paper
() got your tongue stuck to a flag pole
(x) worn the opposite sexes clothes
(x) sat on a roof top
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs
(x) done a one-handed cartwheel
(x) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(x) stayed up all night
() pick and ate an apple right off the tree
(x) climbed a tree
(x) had a tree house
() are scared to watch scary movies alone
(x) believe in ghosts
( ) have more then 30 pairs of shoes
() Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) broken a bone
(x) caught a butterfly
(x) laughed so hard you cried
() cried so hard you laughed
(x) mooned/flashed someone
(x) had someone moon/flash you
(x) cheated on a test
(x) forgotten someone's name
(x) slept naked (i woke up naked, don't know where my clothes went)
() skinny dipped in a pool
(x) been kicked out of your house
(x) bitten your finger nails
(x) hated someone
() believe in God
() believe in Satan
(x) have a fav band
() own more than 30 CDs

979153  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2007-09-26
Written: (4377 days ago)

SilentEyes™  [Lust is splashing the dark side of the moon][yessah :]] says (17:24):
im center, so i get the most shit from the opposition
but the uniforms are coooool
        ADAM         says (17:25):
like your school uniform ;)
SilentEyes™  [Lust is splashing the dark side of the moon][yessah :]] says (17:26):
haha, it's a red t-shirt with an elephant on it [dont know why] a black pe skirt and we get to wear converse but i dont, cos its not very good support]
lol
        ADAM         says (17:26):
lol
and no undies :P
SilentEyes™  [Lust is splashing the dark side of the moon][yessah :]] says (17:26):
haha, not normally. wind can be mean sometimes :p
SilentEyes™  [Lust is splashing the dark side of the moon][yessah :]] says (17:27):
as in the weather!
lol
LOL
lol
LOL

975528  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2007-09-13
Written: (4390 days ago)

hang on, AA stands for "Alcoholics Anonymous" yet when you go in, they ask you who you are, and why you're there?

anyone see how that is "Anonymous"?

971904  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2007-08-30
Written: (4404 days ago)
Next in thread: 974875

something someone wouldn't say while running for president

"i did marijuana in college, i did it in sleet, i did it in snow, but i didn't inhale"

961615  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2007-07-27
Written: (4438 days ago)

im going on holiday tomorrow for a week, so i wont be online till really late saturday night, or even sunday mid-day

939758  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2007-05-15
Written: (4511 days ago)
Next in thread: 939986, 943430

i had my 1st car accident today, ran into a car side to side, so two mirrors clipped, mine flicked back and smashed my window and glass flew at me, but im telling people someone tried to break into my car

926139  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2007-04-03
Written: (4554 days ago)

A- Damn good in bed. (i would like to know if that is true)
D- You have trouble trusting people. (i dont have)
A- Damn good in bed.
M- You never let ppl tell you what to do (oh so damn true)

B- fun when it comes to meeting new people. (not really)
O- You love foreplay (who doesnt)
D- You have trouble trusting people.
E- you have a nice ass. (people say i do)
N- One of the best in bed.(i would like to find this out)

A- Damn good in bed.
B- fun when it comes to meeting new people.
C- you believe in love
D- You have trouble trusting people.
E- you have a nice ass.
F- People totally adore you
G- Love is something you deeply believe in.
H- You have very good personality and looks.
I- You have a big warm heart.
J- Everyone loves you.
K- You like to try new things
L- You have a nice ass.
M- You never let ppl tell you what to do
N- One of the best in bed.
O- You love foreplay
P- You are popular with all types of people.
Q- You are a hypocrite.
R- People think you are so sexy.
S-You have a big heart
T -You are one of the best in bed.
U- You are really layed back.
V- You are not judgemental.
W- You are very broad minded
X- Success comes easily to you
Y- One of the hardest gangsters alive
Z- you are really a closet gay

912739  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2007-02-21
Written: (4594 days ago)
Next in thread: 912742, 912851, 913051, 914651

I PASSED MY DRIVING TEST!!

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Written about Wednesday 2007-02-21
Written: (4595 days ago)
Next in thread: 912652

my god i feel so fucking alone, i got people all around me everyday....yet i feel so damn fucking alone....i want it to stop i hate the feeling, i really dont know what to do i am so close to just breaking down (cos of other things that i dont want to talk about), i just want it all to stop!

902359  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2007-01-24
Written: (4623 days ago)

OMG HOW WEIRD DOES THIS IBANEZ RG2228 8STRING LOOK!!

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897896  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2007-01-12
Written: (4634 days ago)
Next in thread: 898189

HELL YEAH!!! I MET SLIPKNOT AT MY LOCAL ROCK NIGHT!!! IT WAS SWEET!!!



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894360  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2007-01-03
Written: (4644 days ago)

i'm worth £850

Hair color:
[] Natural Blonde £45
[] Highlighted Blonde £40
[] Brunette £45
[x] Dark (brown, black) £50
[] Redhead £30
[] Brown £40
[] Other £15

Total So Far: £50

Eye Color:
[x] Blue £25
[x] Green £15
[] Brown £20
[] Gray £15
[] Hazel £30
[ ] Other £10

Total So Far: £90

Height:
[] Under 5' £20
[] 5'1" - 6' £30
[x] Over 6' £35

Total So Far: £125

Age:
[ ] 13 and under £10
[x] 14-17 £20
[ ] 18-20 £20
[ ] 20-30 £25
[ ] 30-40 £15
[ ] Over 40 £10

Total So Far: £145

Education:
[ ] Elementary School £15
[ ] Middle School (yr 6-8) £25
[ ] minor niner (gr.9) £25
[ ] Quit high school £0
[ ] Still in high school £10
[ ] GED £10
[ ] High School Grad £50
[x] In College £75
[ ] 2 year degree £85
[ ] 4 year degree £100
[ ] Higher degree £125

Total So Far: £215

Birth Order:
[] Only child £15
[] First born £40
[] Last born £20
[] Middle child £30
[x]Other £20

Total So Far: £235

Smoke Cigarettes?
[ ] Yes £1
[x] No £50
[ ] Quit £5

Total So Far: £285

Drink?
[] Never £40
[] Sometimes £30
[] 1-3 a year £20
[] 1-5 drinks per month £15
[] 6-10 drinks per month £15
[] 11+ drinks per month £5
[] Quit £25

Total So Far: £290

Vision?
[x] No correction £30
[ ] Glasses £10
[ ] Contacts £15
[ ] Surgical correction £20

Total So Far: £320

Car Color: (Cars in my family)
[] Gold £50
[] Red £30
[x] Blue £45
[] Green £25
[] Silver £45
[] White £15
[] Black £40
[] Other £20
[] No Car £0

Total So Far: £365
Shoe Size:

[] below 13 £15
[] 13/1 £20
[] 2/3/4 £5
[] 5/6 £15
[x] 7/8 £30
[] 9+ £40

Total So Far: £395

Current Undies:
[] Bikini £15
[] Thong £15
[] Brief £5
[x] Boxers £20
[] Girl boxers £30
[] Boy Cut £35
[] Man Thong £50
[] none of your business £1

Total So Far: £415

Room Color:
[] White £0
[] Cream £3
[] Black £5
[] Purple £10
[] Red £15
[] Blue £50
[] Orange £10
[] Pink £10
[] Yellow £15
[] Green £25
[] Brown £75
[x] Other £10

Total So Far: £425

multiply it by 2 = £850

Repost this as:. i'm worth £???

892488  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2006-12-29
Written: (4649 days ago)

I HAVE (X)=yes (_)=no
(X) I HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(X) I HAVE SMOKED POT
(X) I HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(X) I HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(_) I HAVE CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(_) I HAVE BEEN TO JAPAN
(_) I HAVE RODE IN A TAXI
(_) I HAVE HAD ANAL SEX
(X) I HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(_) I HAVE HAD SEX
(_) I HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(X) I HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(_) I HAVE SHOPLIFTED
(_) I HAVE BEEN FIRED
(X) I HAVE BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(_) I HAVE HAD A THREESOME
(X) I HAVE BEEN SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(_) I HAVE BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(_) I HAVE BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING (not too sure almost though)
(_) I HAVE PISSED ON MYSELF
(_) I HAVE HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(_) I HAVE BEEN ARRESTED
(_) I HAVE MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(X) I HAVE STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(_) I HAVE WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(X) I HAVE LIED TO A FRIEND
(_) I HAVE HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(_) I HAVE SKIPPED SCHOOL
(_) I HAVE SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(_) I HAVE BEEN SKYDIVING
(_) I HAVE BEEN DUMPSTER DIVING
(X) I HAVE PUT MY PANTS ON MY HEAD RANDOMLY
(_) I HAVE WALKED IN ON FRIENDS HAVING SEX
(X) I HAVE WALKED IN ON MY PARENTS HAVING SEX
(_) I HAVE BEEN CAUGHT HAVING SEX
(_) I HAVE EGGED A HONDA ELEMENT (dont have them in england)
(X) I HAVE LIED JUST TO COVER MY OWN ASS
(X) I HAVE CUT SOMEONE AND MADE THEM BLEED
(_) I HAVE RAN FROM THE COPS
(_) I HAVE STOLE A CAR FOR THE FUN OF IT
(X) I HAVE WALKED INTO AN OPEN DOOR
(_) I HAVE DANCED AROUND MY HOUSE IN MY UNDERWEAR
(X) I HAVE BEEN ON A DATE
(X) I HAVE NEVER CRASHED A FOUR WHEELER
(X) I HAVE DRINKEN LIQUOR ALOT (does 5 days drinking count?)
(X) i HAVE NEVER SWORN IN CHURCH
(_) I NEVER HAD A LONG LASTING RELATION SHIP

878193  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2006-11-23
Written: (4684 days ago)

[what mu mother taught me]

Mothers............Things we owe to our mothers

1.*_ My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE_*. "If you're
going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2.*_ My mother taught me RELIGION_*. "You better pray that will come
out of the carpet."

3.*_ My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL_*. "If you don't straighten
up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4.*_ My mother taught me LOGIC_*. " Because I said so, that's why."

5.*_ My mother taught me MORE LOGIC_*. "If you fall out of that swing
and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6.*_ My mother taught me FORESIGHT_*. "Make sure you wear clean
underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7.*_ My mother taught me IRONY_*. "Keep crying, and I'll give you
something to cry about."

8.*_ My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS_*. "Shut your
mouth and eat your supper."

9.*_ My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM_*. "Will you look at that
dirt on the back of your neck!"

10.*_ My mother taught me about STAMINA_*. "You'll sit there until all
that spinach is gone."

11.*_ My mother taught me about WEATHER_*. "This room of yours looks as
if a tornado went through it."

12.*_ My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY_*. "If I told you once, I've
told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13.*_ My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE_*. "I brought you into
this world, and I can take you out."

14.*_ My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION_*. "Stop acting
like your father!"

15.*_ My mother taught me about ENVY_*. "There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like
you do."

16. *_My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION_*. "Just wait until we get
home"

17. *_My mother taught me about RECEIVING_* "You are going to get it
when you get home!"

18.*_ My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE_*. "If you don't stop
crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19.*_ My mother taught me ESP_*. "Put your sweater on; don't you think
I know when you are cold?"

20.*_ My mother taught me HUMOR_*. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me."

21.*_ My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT_*. "If you don't eat
your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.*_ My mother taught me GENETICS_*. "You're just like your father."

23. *_My mother taught me about my ROOTS_*. "Shut that door behind you.
Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24.*_ My mother taught me WISDOM_*. "When you get to be my age, you'll
understand."

25. And my favorite: -*_ My mother taught me about JUSTICE_*. "One day
you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

878174  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2006-11-23
Written: (4684 days ago)

i tattooed a fifty pound note to my cock

now i can play with my money, fondle my money, watch my money grown.....and now when the wife wants to go out and blow £50 she can stay in and do it instead

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