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Salad Fingers is a peculiar green ‘man’ with a hunch on his back. He is single, and an extremely odd person. His long, green fingers are sensitive to rough surfaces. Salad Fingers will stimulate himself by rubbing his fingers on such objects as rusty nails, rusty tea kettles, metal jail-cell bars and nettles, which he uses for self-urtication. Salad Fingers is often heedless to the mortality of creatures / things and appears unable to tell whether something is alive or not. Salad Fingers lives alone in a small house / shack with the number 22 on the door and a working oven. He also has some ability in playing the flute and speaking French.
Salad Fingers has a strange habit of providing narration for other characters rather than engaging in actual conversation, even if the characters are living beings capable of speech. The names he attributes to different "characters" often appear to be thought up on the spot or simply applied to non-existent characters.
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Definitions of salad fingers on the Web:
- Salad Fingers is a series of Flash cartoons created by director David Firth (who is also notable, under the name "Locust Toybox", as a composer of Intelligent Dance Music). They have been recognized as being some of the most peculiar of their type.





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2006-03-10 [Metalelf]: I tend to try to stay sober enough to appreciate how stupid everyone else looks when they're drunk. XD

2006-03-10 [\..katie../]: nah id rather be the one lookin stoppid

2006-03-10 [Metalelf]: The real fun is that the next morning, when they all groan 'arrrrgh...what did I do last night?' I can tell them exactly what they did...

2006-03-10 [\..katie../]: lol yer spose .... i think it awesome bein drunk :)

2006-03-10 [Metalelf]: I think it's quite funny being slightly tipsy but the idea of being riotously drunk doesn't really appeal to me.

2006-03-10 [\..katie../]: fair nuff it doesnt for mst ppl ... I LUFF IT THO =3

2006-03-10 [Metalelf]: Hehe...I was thinking...I could make a living wheeling drunk people home in shopping trolleys...could be like a taxi service! ^_^

2006-03-10 [\..katie../]: lol yay n you could charge extra cuz ppl r drunk they will pay you more

2006-03-10 [Metalelf]: Good idea! I'm gonna be rich!

2006-03-10 [\..katie../]: lol i knew it! lol ask for £30 per ride

2006-03-10 [Metalelf]: How about I be a bit ambitious and ask for £30.01?

2006-03-10 [\..katie../]: yes that could work =3

2006-03-10 [iippo]: I'm with Metalelf with this 'un: sooo much more fun to be the clear on in the morning. Especially when you can cook something horribly smelly for breakfast (make sure pans clank a lot) and do the general torture-the-drunkard -moves... Sorry, I have no symphathy for people who bring their misfortune on themselves.

2006-03-10 [toycar]: Mehe, i dont get hangovers, its a blessing. I only ever do sometimes, when im so pissed i passout and vomit out my spleen, and thats rare. o.o

2006-03-11 [Metalelf]: I wake up witha splitting headache every morning and I'm sober, so I dread to think what I'd be like with a hangover...ahhh...it'd be like hell >.<

2006-03-13 [iippo]: Or it'd be the exact opposite :P

2006-03-13 [Metalelf]: Really? You mean I might get an anti-hangover?

2006-03-13 [Leaegd]: Mmh, wouldn't try it if I were you..

2006-03-13 [Metalelf]: Yah...best not to experiment with matters concerning my head.

2006-03-13 [\..katie../]: agreed .....

2006-03-14 [toycar]: I'd try it, merely because im too curious. about anything. really.

2006-03-14 [iippo]: Anyone watch Futurama? In the world they live in, robots need to keep drinking alcohol, because if they stop, they'll get a hangover and a beard of rust starts to gather in their face... XD XD So maybe you're the real life Bender, you never know. :P

2006-03-14 [toycar]: omfds!! yes. crena watches it. But i dont get to see it much, cause its on at the same time as this lame show my brother watches. Im going to get the box sets, when i get money x.x

2006-03-14 [\..katie../]: lol i luff futerama!

2006-03-14 [Metalelf]: Me too...it's hardly ever on terrestrial TV in the Uk though.

2006-03-14 [Leaegd]: we mostly have it, here in Blgium.. Only our TV sometimes likes to change places of all the channels & such, so now we can only watch it on the videomachine-channel =/

2006-03-14 [\..katie../]: its on everyday on sky one

2006-03-15 [iippo]: Queen, we have that as well: you have to watch the digital channels through the video-channel in tv... It's remote control hell... If you want a normal channel, you use the tv-remote, if you want a digital channel, you put the tv on video channel and change the channel with the digital remote... o.O And pray to God you don't mistake some other remote as the needed one or you'll just confuse yourself to no end.

2006-03-15 [\..katie../]: :) yes

2006-04-26 [Sweet chariot of fire]: Sorry, just passing through and decided to inturupt your tlk just to say that salad finger rocks!!! i shall be leaving now.....lol *waves and leaves*

2006-04-26 [Corazie]: Oh wow O.O

2006-04-26 [\..katie../]: lol :P

2006-04-30 [999999999227747 3734]: I'm going to corres this rusty kettly >_>

2006-04-30 [\..katie../]: hah!

2006-04-30 [Leaegd]: Yeah =D We just got a new kettle, so the rusty one is gone :'(

2006-04-30 [Corazie]: awww... heh heh... salt+water

2006-04-30 [\..katie../]: ^^ salty water!

2006-06-07 [kaeKae.]: new memberrr, yay :D

2006-06-08 [\..katie../]: lol =p

2006-07-28 [Sirfy]: New member :) Not sure how this wiki is holding up in the active comments, but...salad fingers rox! lol

2006-07-28 [\..katie../]: lol it does =) has n e 1 seen burnt face man?

2006-07-28 [Metalelf]: Not yet but I've heard it's hilarious if somewhat disturbing.

2006-07-28 [Floydian Slip]: Hubert Cummberdale! ......you taste like soot and poo....

2006-07-28 [iippo]: Where can you see it?

2006-07-28 [Metalelf]: www.fat-pie.com

2006-07-28 [Sirfy]: the site name kind of annoys me, due to if you forget to add the - in it. Could get people in alot of trouble XD

2006-07-28 [\..katie../]: BURNT FACE MAN ROX ASWELL!!!

2006-07-29 [Floydian Slip]: i write jokes for readers digest...

2006-07-29 [\..katie../]: haha .... YOU BURNT SHIT GAY FACE!!! hehe =P

2006-07-29 [Floydian Slip]: i'm...not gay....i have a calander with pictures of naked women on it........at home....

2006-07-30 [your mom goes to college24]: ello ello mates....just thought i'd stop by bcuz i'm cool like that...*stares at everyone awkardly then begins to dance crazedly while raving uncontrolledly* well yea......

2006-07-30 [Floydian Slip]: whoo!! .................i like wearing pants!!!!!*falls asleep*

2006-07-31 [VeraAda]: What's this queer contraption?

2006-07-31 [\..katie../]: well... ask your mother

2006-07-31 [VeraAda]: I shall call it a nettle carrier.

2006-07-31 [Metalelf]: I say, would you like a glass of warm milk, Milford Cubicle?

2006-07-31 [Floydian Slip]: your just a black sticky river....

2006-07-31 [Sirfy]: you've got flat little sister....and you're all gooey. I shant play with you again until you've had a wash.

2006-07-31 [Floydian Slip]: lmao

2006-08-01 [VeraAda]: May i inquire about your rusty spoons?

2006-08-01 [Floydian Slip]: BAHAHAH!!!!!!

2006-08-01 [\..katie../]: hehe =) Salad fingers does rock =) has n e 1 watched the black and white cartoons?

2006-08-01 [Floydian Slip]: kinda.......no..............

2006-08-02 [VeraAda]: It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

2006-08-02 [\..katie../]: what =S The black and white cartoons by David Firth?!?!?! It is fucking awesome ....

2006-08-02 [VeraAda]: Silence of the Lambs quote... e_e. Nevermind. I've seen one balck and white toon by Firth- it was aaages ago and i THINK it was called... tiles?

2006-08-02 [Floydian Slip]: ???

2006-08-02 [VeraAda]: Well, i might be wrong then...

2006-08-03 [your mom goes to college24]: somewhere over ther rainbow....

2006-08-03 [Floydian Slip]: ehm, way up high...

2006-08-03 [your mom goes to college24]: somewhere over the rainbow.....

2006-08-03 [VeraAda]: Hubert Cumberdale, fancy seeing you here!

2006-08-03 [\..katie../]: yes it was called tiles ... well roof tiles because he went to fix the roof tiles =P

2006-08-03 [VeraAda]: That's right! And a little girl asked him for a cigarette and he died at the end.

2006-08-03 [VeraAda]: Haha ruined it :P

2006-08-03 [\..katie../]: haha was so funny ^^

2006-08-03 [VeraAda]: Have you seen 'harry the hamster' video on youtube? soooo funnnyyy xD

2006-08-03 [iippo]: Can you link it in Best of YouTube? :3

2006-08-03 [VeraAda]: Um, i'll try :)

2006-08-03 [VeraAda]: It's very rude- lots of swearing.

2006-08-03 [Floydian Slip]: the butt hamster?

2006-08-03 [Metalelf]: Which hamster is this?

2006-08-03 [\..katie../]: ok?

2006-08-04 [Floydian Slip]: what of the butt hamster???

2006-08-04 [Metalelf]: Yeah, I'm confused! Who is this hamster?

2006-08-04 [Floydian Slip]: um.....nevermind....i was just watching reallly weird stuff......

2006-08-04 [\..katie../]: could u post the link please?

2006-08-04 [Floydian Slip]: albinoblacksheep.com

2006-08-04 [\..katie../]: tarrr

2006-08-04 [Floydian Slip]: ???

2006-08-05 [your mom goes to college24]: you taste like soot and poo

2006-08-05 [VeraAda]: Nononononono, it's not the butt hamster, although i know of that one too... it's harry the hamster... go here ----> http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=harry+the+hamster

2006-08-05 [your mom goes to college24]: no you can't make me!!!!

2006-08-05 [Floydian Slip]: lol

2006-08-06 [VeraAda]: I wasn't making you. But someone else asked me to link it.... e_e

2006-08-07 [\..katie../]: tarrr =] xx

2006-08-07 [your mom goes to college24]: I WON'T GOOO!!! NOBODY SHOULD EVER GO!!! IT'S A TRAP NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! DON'T GO LITTLE KID! NO NO LITTLE CHARLIE DON'T.....DON'T.....GAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!(STARES AT LITTLE CHARLIE'S DEAD BODY) *SIGH* I FUCKIN TOLD YOU NOT TO GO BUT NOOO NOBODY LISTENS TO ALEX I FUCKIN TOLD YOU BUT NOOOOOO DON'T LISTEN TO ME CRAZY WHITE BOY WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO? YOU DUN GONE GET YOUR WHITE ASS KILLT! CRAZY WHITE BOY.....CRACKER!!(SLAPS ACROSS FACE THEN BEGINS TO STARE AGAIN)

2006-08-07 [your mom goes to college24]: *SIGH*...WHITE PEOPLE...

2006-08-07 [VeraAda]: Pfffft- RACIST :P

2006-08-07 [toycar]: *SIGH*... people on my sanctified wiki conversing about some rabid hamster who wants to fuck another hamster, as goes the nature of a typical hamster. I’m not sure why this appears funny to most (for those willing to explain, you may), for I don’t find a simple voice over, portentous of the hamsters desires, hilarious to a degree in which it is cause for discussion...but I do know that it’s undeniably not correlated to David firth or his animations. >.>

2006-08-07 [toycar]: / end bitch rant :)

2006-08-07 [iippo]: *glomps toycar-* :3

2006-08-07 [VeraAda]: Well what does it for me is the scottish accent the hamster has, and the word 'shitter'- mainly because i fin anything bum/poo/fart related funny since my first word was 'bum.' I do apologise about the mention of harry the hamster, but someone asked me about it.... MR SALAD MAN! SALAND FINDLES! OMGWTFLOL.

2006-08-07 [toycar]: mehehe. I was being a whore... haha sorry. I don't really mind random chatter, keeps the page living, but i just find that hamster thing... odd, or...maybe its just that i've been forced to watch it redundantly, including the so many parodies of it.... >.> I'm so diabolic though, i got a glomp out of that *smirks* perhaps i shall do it more often, yes..yes. *mutters something about extremewikipower* I needa rest x.x

2006-08-07 [VeraAda]: *Glomps you too* :P

2006-08-10 [your mom goes to college24]: .....i had a hampster once...i named him mr.hampster...he sang that kung fu fighting song and had num chucks and swung them around too...ya kno those things...well my friend broke him by dropping him on the floor on purpose like a million times then shaved his butt hair of with scissors and i threw a big heavy metal thingy at him and it knocked him in the balls...and ever since then mr.hampster and haunted him in his dreams...threatening him by saying he will cut all his hair off in the middle of the night...but ya...

2006-08-10 [toycar]: Well, my dad did something similar, but not. He got my dog in the back of the head with a golf club mid swing. I don't think i've ever been so hysterical >.>

2006-08-10 [VeraAda]: O.O that's awful! My dad once accidentally stepped on our tortoise and something leaked from under her shell... but shewas fine and lived for years! My dad felt so bad though, especially when she CRIED- i'm not kidding here, she cried :(

2006-08-10 [iippo]: I've stepped on my dog with wooden shoes. And also rocked over him with a rocking chair. :/

2006-08-10 [toycar]: BAH, sorry. I feel horrible, i laughed. At the rocking chair part >.>

2006-08-10 [iippo]: xD Well he got over it and now stays away from the rocking chair altogether, so something good came out of it.

2006-08-10 [toycar]: haha, thats like my dog, she got caught in the bottom of the boys soccer net, we came home to find her legs tangled... I know. Bad...and not so nice. But again i laughed, cause im so horrible... but its pretty amusing how thoroughly she avoids it now.

2006-08-10 [VeraAda]: It's called classical conditioning.

2006-08-10 [iippo]: Maybe not when done unintentionally :P But yeah, it's one way to train a dog (although the not-as-nice way... better to reward the good than punish the bad).

2006-08-10 [VeraAda]: Yeah, now THAT'S calle Operant Conditioning.

2006-08-10 [your mom goes to college24]: o0o0o.. i don't have a dog but my friends cat fell off the table rolling over so we could rub his stomache....and when i was sleeping pn the couch one night he just randomly attacked my face! man that shit hurt like a hoe!!!

2006-08-10 [VeraAda]: Ha! XD My friend's cat wakes her up by staring her in the face really close up, then tilting his head and smacking her on the head with is paw repeatedly... :D

2006-08-10 [your mom goes to college24]: wow...this cat won't get out of the fuckin way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!! he just sits in front of the screen and meows until you push him...(begins to mock.....meow...(deep breath...meow...MMMEEEOOOWWW)

2006-08-10 [iippo]: My friend's cat creeps me out, it sounds like a human when it meows. Never heard any other cat do that. and just to keep on-topic: Salad Fingers should have cat. :3

2006-08-10 [VeraAda]: Yes. He definitely should. But it should be weird- like telepathic or something. Or with 3 eyes. Or really big. OR A FINGER PUPPET! :D

2006-08-10 [iippo]: Am I the only one who misses the little boy who proposed to SF? He should re-appear. <3

2006-08-10 [Floydian Slip]: i think hes an alien...

2006-08-11 [VeraAda]: I hated that alien. I liked hubert cumberdale though :P

2006-08-11 [iippo]: It's the eyes. Those stereotypical alien eyes. :S

2006-08-11 [Metalelf]: *hides from the eyes*

2006-08-11 [Floydian Slip]: lol

2006-08-12 [VeraAda]: Creepy alieeeeennn *hides too*

2006-08-12 [iippo]: *hugs the alien* I likes it. :3 Reminds me of a puppy... or a kitten... or my boyfriend >_>

2006-08-12 [VeraAda]: O_o

2006-08-13 [toycar]: hmmm, im not too keen on the idea of him being an alien. I just thought of him as a creature...of lovely sorts. But for arguments sake...ill quote instead "A creature who falls in love with Salad Fingers. This "little boy" is possibly called Tony, judging by the name of a Macromedia Flash file. It has been confirmed that he remains anonymously named. (ep. 4) "

2006-08-13 [toycar]: Oh, and i once drew that creature/boy/tony/alien? on my arm..along with other stuff...
Im going to find that picture now..and post it... yes...

2006-08-13 [toycar]: <img150*0:http://elftown.lysator.liu.se/img/drawing/20290_1127579721.jpg> ...bottom right >.>

2006-08-13 [Corazie]: Funky...

2006-08-13 [toycar]: <img150*0:http://elftown.lysator.liu.se/img/photo/20290_1120582011.jpg> <img150*0:http://elftown.lysator.liu.se/img/drawing/20290_1124436800.jpg>
Uh..did them a while back as well... nyeah

2006-08-13 [Corazie]: Very snazzy ^_^

2006-08-13 [toycar]: I have one other... i made a salad fingers subway bread...roll...thing, and took a photo...though...im so far too lazy to send it to the computer x.x

2006-08-13 [VeraAda]: Dude your arm photos and drawings are AWESOME! Go you for doodling! xD

2006-08-13 [Metalelf]: Yes, they are very spiffy! XD

2006-08-13 [VeraAda]: So pretty! And psychedelic looking! :D

2006-08-14 [\..katie../]: they r nifty x

2006-08-15 [Floydian Slip]: nifty?

2006-08-15 [VeraAda]: Nifty is an awesome word. NIFTY GIFTY! I love black books.

2006-08-15 [Floydian Slip]: ......gee golly...

2006-08-15 [VeraAda]: Nah that one sucks :Þ

2006-08-15 [Floydian Slip]: i agree
jinkies? (i don't even KNOW how to spell that one)

2006-08-15 [VeraAda]: I don't even know what it is :Þ
Hmmm......... floppy disks?

2006-08-15 [Floydian Slip]: lol

2006-08-15 [VeraAda]: Indeed.

2006-08-16 [\..katie../]: nah its cool if its golly gosh

2006-08-16 [your mom goes to college24]: yo

2006-08-16 [your mom goes to college24]: thats bitchin'

2006-08-17 [VeraAda]: No it's not :P
It's cool if it's GOSH like in napoleon dynamite :D

2006-08-17 [clownsies]: *blinkiths* I agree??

2006-08-17 [VeraAda]: Well you should :P

2006-08-17 [toycar]: gosh *turns around abruptly and leaves*.
I cant explain how that napoleon dearest does it. It's as if he accentuates the pronunciation of the g, and then the osh, but drags out the o, somewhat. Its lovely :)

2006-08-17 [VeraAda]: Yeah, and he does it in a very breathy kind of way, whilst squinting, and kind of moving his head a bit forward. And sometimes it's very fast- it follows a certain phrase fairly quickly, eg- 'Whatever i feel like doing GOSH.'
And, 'Maybe i will then GOSH.'

2006-08-17 [\..katie../]: Nah ... its a step back and a gasp when u say GOSH!! like in horror or disgust. =D

2006-08-17 [VeraAda]: Nope, that's not how napoleon does it... :P

2006-08-17 [toycar]: I must say, i do agree with VeraAda. His tone can not be explained with such..simplicity such as that miss katie person :). But i must admit, i think we must include the use of the obvious bottom lip sag he seems to pull off so very well, that i sadly cannot pull off at all myself. *frowns*

2006-08-17 [\..katie../]: aww its true :'( lol

2006-08-17 [VeraAda]: Yeah, that lip... no one can do it but him. And the dangle arms at the sides, hanging limp as he runs off, his body tilted forward and slightly to the right. Amazing. Plus there's the way he just looks down or to the side, swallows loudly and breathes out... And that dance! XD Hell yeah!

2006-08-17 [\..katie../]: lol

2006-08-17 [clownsies]: Wow, this place is alive.

2006-08-17 [\..katie../]: i knw ¬.¬ lol :P

2006-08-17 [Metalelf]: Which is more than can be said for poor old Milford Cubicle.

2006-08-17 [Leaegd]: Indeed, poor Milford Cubicle..

2006-08-18 [iippo]: The other day I was browsing ET-houses and someone (forgot the user now) had "Hubert Cumberdale" as their 'Place of Living' XD

2006-08-18 [Corazie]: Lmao XD

2006-08-18 [clownsies]: lol...fascinating...hehe

2006-08-18 [Metalelf]: Maybe there's really a town somewhere called Hubert Cumberdale...we should go there!

2006-08-18 [Leaegd]: Yesh! I'm coming with you!

2006-08-18 [clownsies]: Truthfully, there porbably is O.0
And I'm also coming with you!
What shall we bring?

2006-08-18 [Corazie]: I want to go ^_^
Picnic anyone?

2006-08-18 [iippo]: We should bring SF-banners and finger puppets. And magic markers/sharpies so we can draw SF-ey pictures on each others' arms. XD

2006-08-18 [Corazie]: What fun that'll be ^_^

2006-08-18 [Metalelf]: SALAD FINGERS FINGER PUPPETS! Genius!

2006-08-18 [Corazie]: Lmao XD Yes, it is XD

2006-08-18 [clownsies]: Very! XD That actually sounds really fun...hehe

2006-08-18 [Leaegd]: Yeah, I'm so much coming with you (and I'm going to kidnap one of the SF puppets)

2006-08-18 [clownsies]: *Gasps* Well, I'm gonna go (try) to capture SaladFingers himself!....if he doesn't throw nettles at meh

2006-08-18 [Metalelf]: Salad Fingers loves nettles too much to throw them at people.

2006-08-18 [clownsies]: There is truth in your words....

2006-08-18 [Leaegd]: So, we should take nettles with us to catch him!

2006-08-18 [Corazie]: Of Course! Maybe there'll be some there... It might be in the country side afterall...

2006-08-19 [clownsies]: True...but if the nettles don't work...what should we bait him with?

*feels like we're hunting for dragons*

2006-08-19 [iippo]: We could lure him with a grubby tap, but he might remember that trick and be careful...

2006-08-19 [clownsies]: Hmmm....what about rusty spoons?

2006-08-19 [toycar]: ...I'd suggest peas pudding, or maybe just a pretty frock?

2006-08-19 [VeraAda]: POO

2006-08-19 [toycar]: No no, if i recall correctly, Mr salad doesn't at all find the smell of soot and POO all too pleasing... >.>

2006-08-19 [VeraAda]: You mean TASTE :P

2006-08-19 [toycar]: Oh deary, i do.
I could be sneaky and edit my comment..and then make you look rather silly :P But alas, im not that mean, it seems....... >.<

2006-08-19 [clownsies]: Hehe, poor SaladFingers got put in a cage...

2006-08-19 [VeraAda]: I dare say he either didn't notice or actually liked it :P

2006-08-19 [clownsies]: I would say he liked it...hehe

2006-08-19 [VeraAda]: Yep. What a nutter.

2006-08-19 [clownsies]: If I got trapped in a cage...I would implode probably...O-o

2006-08-19 [Corazie]: Same here 0.o

2006-08-19 [VeraAda]: Yeah- claustrophobic O.O

2006-08-19 [clownsies]: But one thing is, if I was to live in a mansion. I would also die. I can't stand massive places...freaks me out....I don't like mirrors either....or crowds of people

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