2016-11-16 [AdamTheChespin]: Hey folks!
2016-11-16 [Viking]: Hey!
2016-11-18 [Mortified Penguin]: STOP YELLING AT ME!!
2017-02-12 [Mortified Penguin]:
2017-03-07 [NightTheOwl]: Are many of us here former users back from our teen years and now grown tf up looking back and realizing where time has gone??
2017-03-07 [Mortified Penguin]: Not really, no.
2017-03-09 [font]: Oh how this place has changed but seems so familar.
2017-03-26 [font]: Haha! 12 years wow :p
2017-03-27 [Mortified Penguin]: Uh huh... uh huh... *eats ramen*... *slowly reaches for his hatchet*...
2017-03-27 [Viking]: *steals the hatchet*
2017-03-27 [Mortified Penguin]: Hey, that's a nifty hatchet! I have one just like it.
*continues slowly reaching toward where his hatchet used to be*
*eats some more ramen in the meantime*
2017-03-29 [font]: you do know hatchets are sharp and dangerous!
2017-10-15 [AdamTheChespin]: Hello ghost town chat.
2017-12-08 [Infested_Zling]: Please tell me more Mort
2017-12-08 [Mortified Penguin]: NO!
2018-01-23 [Infested_Zling]: god damnit mort! Always holdin out! I want them Deals and i want them now!
2018-01-23 [Mortified Penguin]: NEVER! Our deals are a closely guarded secret. I would sooner die than reveal that our new turnip flavored slug sticks are now only $29.99!