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House Zapper



I'm a House Zapper! :O



How do you know if you are a House Zapper? And what is a House Zapper?
Well, House Zappers are people who by some reason or another zap houses. That is, if they don't have anything better to do, they click on the links on either the ''last visitors'' or ''last logins'' list. If you do this rather often, you are a House Zapper. You don't have to actually read the houses, in fact, you almost shouldn't do it to be a Zapper. It's just a way to see if you have gotten any new messages yet or any new wiki changes.


Some people gets annoyed to see the same strangers username in their house.
Well, let me say it like this: It's no use that you get annoyed, because often we don't even read the links we press on, and in any case we go through so many houses that we don't remember names and only realizes that we have been there before when we see the layout and description. I swear, we are not stalking you. We have probaly not even read what you have written (very respectless I know. My apologies.)
Besides, getting annoyed even if someone would stalk your profile or ''watch your house'' is silly because the only thing they can see is what you yourself have already put up for public view. Maybe that visitor just likes your house? That's a good thing! Or maybe it's a Zapper and havn't even read it and doesn't really care about you. Then what does it matter? :) Ignore them.
If someone is annoying you through messages you can always block them and if it's bad you can report them to the guards :)
Hope that cleared things up.


But that means I'm a Zapper!
Well; sign up. :3
House Zappers
Perhaps you're also one of the Last Logins Messengers? :O Sign up there too! (wiki by [Zel Holt])


Now you can take one of the banners :)
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2008-02-07 [Eloura]: *huggles everyone tight*

2008-02-07 [Zel Holt]: *hugs back*

2008-02-07 [Eloura]: *pulls all of elftown in the hug, from house zapping*

2008-02-08 [Tranquility]: WOULD YOU ALL WELCOME MR. YNGWIE J. MALMSTEEN ON THE GUITAR!!!!! *HEADS EXPLODE*

2008-02-08 [Zel Holt]: *cocks an eyebrow*

2008-02-08 [Draymond]: *retreats behind bullet proof glass*

2008-02-08 [Eloura]: *hides again now worried*

2008-02-09 [Zel Holt]: *appears behind Draygun* What were you saying?

2008-02-09 [Zab]: *has a driverslicense* *waves it*

2008-02-09 [Zel Holt]: *appears beside Zab and grabs her arm slightly to stop her from waveing it so he can see* Hmm? As I said before, congrats. ^_^ *lets go so she can wave it more*

2008-02-09 [Eloura]: *applaudes zab*

2008-02-09 [Zab]: *waves fanaticly as if it's burning and she tries to put the fire out*
xD Im so happy! More than a year and 4000USD! FINALLY!!

2008-02-10 [Zel Holt]: lol

2008-02-11 [Eloura]: O.o

2008-02-11 [Zel Holt]: sorry i'm luaghing at zab

2008-02-11 [Aliz]: *gives zab a cookie* :D XD

2008-02-11 [Zel Holt]: lol, maybe that'll calm her down?

2008-02-11 [Aliz]: I don't think so :3

2008-02-11 [Zel Holt]: ....Probobly not. lol.

2008-02-11 [Tranquility]: lol I don't think you're all paying enough respect for the STEEN

2008-02-11 [Eloura]: *applaudes the STEEN* MRRRRRRRR

2008-02-12 [Tranquility]: lol woo! lol you all could learn from her!

2008-02-12 [Eloura]: *laughs* I am very teachable!! *set's up both for teaching*

2008-02-12 [Zel Holt]: Huh?

2008-02-12 [Eloura]: lol never mind

2008-02-12 [Zel Holt]: oh, ok? ^_^'

2008-02-12 [Eloura]: ^.^ Mrrrr!

2008-02-12 [Zel Holt]: lol

2008-02-12 [Eloura]: *giggles*

2008-02-12 [Zel Holt]: so what's up?

2008-02-12 [Eloura]: the sky ^^'

2008-02-12 [Zel Holt]: lol yeah, yeah. What's up with you? ^_^

2008-02-12 [Eloura]: lol not much, just living ^^' you?

2008-02-12 [Zel Holt]: lol ok, I'm trying to survive fom a headache. ^_^'

2008-02-12 [Eloura]: Awww i sorry

2008-02-12 [Tranquility]: haha I just listened to a heavy metal version of hawaii five-o

2008-02-12 [Eloura]: cooollls

2008-02-12 [Tranquility]: lol I love the crazy shredded metal! part of this complete breakfast *points*

2008-02-12 [Eloura]: *laughs* Nice

2008-02-12 [Zel Holt]: Interesting, why are you sorry?

2008-02-12 [Eloura]: That you have a headake

2008-02-12 [Zel Holt]: Oh ok, it's okay.

2008-02-12 [Eloura]: Okies *smiles an sits down*

2008-02-12 [Zel Holt]: *goes over and pics up the bullet proof glass and walks over to the wall and sets it down, patting his hands together afterwards*

2008-02-12 [Eloura]: *watches you very curiously*

2008-02-12 [Zel Holt]: *goes over to a closet and picks up a broom*

2008-02-12 [Eloura]: *tilts head now very very curious*

2008-02-12 [Zel Holt]: *closes the door and starts to sweep*

2008-02-12 [Eloura]: *gets up and walks over wondering if I can help*

2008-02-14 [Zel Holt]: Hmm? Sure, could you move chairs and such so I sweep.

2008-02-14 [Tranquility]: satriani...

2008-02-14 [Zel Holt]: Hmm?

2008-02-15 [Eloura]: Ok! I can do that *gets to work putting chairs ontop of table in the sense of yea.. the seat of the chairs on the table making it easier for you to sweep*

2008-02-15 [Zel Holt]: Thanks. *sweeps under the tables*

2008-02-15 [Eloura]: *smiles softly* Your welcome

2008-02-15 [Zel Holt]: *smiles*

2008-02-15 [Eloura]: *does more picking up, and tidy's up the drink bar*

2008-02-27 [Zab]: Werewolf Game Not a roleplay (as such) but a game! Please check it out, we need lots of people to play it. :D

2008-02-27 [Eloura]: ermm? Ok??

2008-03-06 [Zel Holt]: *stops sweeping for a second and looks at the flyre*

2008-03-06 [Tranquility]: btw i'm typing this with my wii

2008-03-06 [Tranquility]: dude... wtf are you sweeping...

2008-03-06 [Zab]: Werewolf Game Not a roleplay.
I'll keep advertize untill I get enough people to join:P

2008-03-06 [Zel Holt]: Cool, the floor? Lol go for it Zab! ^_^

2008-03-07 [Tranquility]: lol is it so clean I can eat off of it?

2008-03-07 [Eloura]: Almost ^^' *comes through with mop and boiling water to sterilize the floor*

2008-03-07 [Tranquility]: *Dumps spaghetti on the floor with good sauce* lol thanks! =D *slurp*

2008-03-07 [Eloura]: HEY!!! I haven't cleaned the soap off yet *stick tounge out yet* Silly ^^' *shakes muttering something spiders*

2008-03-07 [Tranquility]: lol whoa but the lemonyness adds t the flavor. *burps a bubble*

2008-03-07 [Eloura]: *laughs* Next time I'll use the Orange ^^' *laughs*

2008-03-07 [Tranquility]: lol ewwwww. lol j/k dude i just had the greatest lemon no lie

2008-03-07 [Eloura]: *giggles* Ehh I was really out of it then ^^' Awesome!!!

2008-03-07 [Zab]: Werewolf Game Not a roleplay.
I'll keep advertize untill I get enough people to join:P

2008-03-07 [Tranquility]: lol I didn't get the spiders thing but I haven't slept in 2 ays either

2008-03-08 [Eloura]: It was from the movie Aracknaphobia (if i can spell it) And i it won't for a while cause i sick ^^'

2008-03-08 [Zel Holt]: Actualy you probobly had dust flavor with the spaghetti. ^_^'

2008-03-08 [Eloura]: *laughs*

2008-03-08 [Tranquility]: lol dude in bootcamp I ate sand Xd dust is kool

2008-03-08 [Eloura]: Errmmm?

2008-03-08 [Tranquility]: lol yeah, its like that XD

2008-03-08 [Eloura]: AAAHhhhhhh ok *giggles still out of it cause her meds*

2008-03-08 [Tranquility]: lol lucky =D

2008-03-08 [Eloura]: Hows I lucky?

2008-03-08 [Tranquility]: lol MEDS! lol I have to be coherent all day!

2008-03-08 [Eloura]: Ehhh I wouldn't be coherent without them ^^' *giggles* I'm not now what am I talking about.. I hate being sick

2008-03-08 [Tranquility]: lo, being sick does suck, you know what sucks worse? fire ants.

2008-03-08 [Eloura]: Ehhh both truly suck, but you have point

2008-03-08 [Tranquility]: yes I do :P and I used to have welts but they healed so theres some good news XD

2008-03-08 [Eloura]: YAY TO BEING HEALED!!! *smiles* I may finally be able to sleep *yawns and say's* Just maybe!! *smiles and chi's*

2008-03-08 [Zel Holt]: I'm alergic(sp) to fire ants.

2008-03-08 [Eloura]: Ouch.. that's not good nor fun..

2008-03-08 [Zab]: Werewolf Game Not a roleplay.
I'll keep advertize untill I get enough people to join x)

2008-03-09 [Eloura]: Go Zab!!!

2008-03-09 [Zab]: xD I started a contest too, maybe that will make it advertized. x)

2008-03-09 [Eloura]: YAY!!!!!!!!!

2008-03-09 [Zab]: Why havn't you joined? O_o

2008-03-09 [Eloura]: *laughs and say's* You know, I don't know why ^^'

2008-03-09 [Zab]: joooooooiiiiinnnnn!!!

2008-03-09 [Eloura]: I will!!!! I like it *smiles*

2008-03-09 [Zab]: yaaay!^^

2008-03-09 [Eloura]: *chi's* I LIKE IT!!!!!!!! *bounces*

2008-03-09 [Zab]: XD Wheeeee!

2008-03-09 [Eloura]: *mrrrs and say's* I ish that *giggles*

2008-03-09 [Zab]: *pokes giggle*

2008-03-09 [Eloura]: *giggles more* Hey! *pokes the zab*

2008-03-09 [Zab]: :O *ish poked* *throws whipped cream on Eloura*

2008-03-09 [Eloura]: *laughs* Hey!! *licks the whipped cream and says* Hey, we just finally cleaned the floor!!!! *laughs and puts a dish of strawberries out*

2008-03-09 [Zab]: *eats strawberries*

2008-03-09 [Eloura]: *smiles and giggles*

2008-03-18 [Zel Holt]: *looks confused* Is this some sort of happy cat-fight, if so, I'm going to go hide?

2008-03-19 [Eloura]: *giggles* I dun knw ^^'

2008-04-08 [Wyndon]: OH NOES! I think I'm a house zapper^^

2008-04-09 [Eloura]: WHOOOOOOOOTTTTTT!!!! YAY!!

2008-04-09 [Wyndon]: Teehee

2008-04-09 [Eloura]: *hands you a pin that says* I'm A House Zapper

2008-04-09 [Wyndon]: YAYYY!

2008-04-09 [Eloura]: YEPPER

2008-04-09 [Tranquility]: AHHH THE ROOM IS ALIVE AGAIN!!!

2008-04-09 [Eloura]: YAY TO THE ALIVE!! *cleans out the dust and cobwebs*

2008-04-10 [Zel Holt]: *cleans the room aswell*

2008-04-10 [Eloura]: *sneezes form the dust and smiles* Soon it will b all clean and people may return!

2008-04-10 [Zel Holt]: Yep. *sweeps the fllors*

2008-04-10 [Wyndon]: *Helps clean up* SWIFFER! SWIFFER GOOD!

2008-04-10 [Zel Holt]: lol, I perfer a broom.

2008-04-10 [Eloura]: *smiles and keeps cleaning and opens some windows and doors*

2008-04-10 [Wyndon]: *Scrubs the ceiling*

2008-04-10 [Eloura]: *sighs happily as the warm wind blows in*

2008-04-19 [Zel Holt]: *keeps brooming till done then get a mop for the drips of liquid falling from the ceiling and uses it to clean*

2008-04-19 [Eloura]: *smiles at everyone and grins and goes to clean the kitchen*

2008-04-23 [Wandering Walrus]: i'm a house zapper then lol

2008-04-24 [Eloura]: WHOOT!!!

2008-04-24 [Tranquility]: lol welcome to the club!!!

2008-04-24 [Zel Holt]: Greetings and welcome. We're cleaning right now. Hey! That's what we could do, after we're done, we could throw a party afterwards? ^_^

2008-04-25 [Eloura]: PARTY! *winks laughing and continues*

2008-04-26 [Zel Holt]: lol

2008-06-01 [Zel Holt]: I'll shut up.

2008-06-06 [Eloura]: Why?

2008-06-06 [Zel Holt]: cuase everytime I talk, everyone does the opposite.

2008-06-06 [Eloura]: I sorry..

2008-06-06 [Zel Holt]: it's okay, I suggest you all go and talk and I'll watch, and pop in from time to time when I'm mentioned or asked a question.

2008-06-06 [Eloura]: *shakes head Please talk alot of it atleast with me is i was busy getting ready for graduation sorry ^^'

2008-06-07 [Zel Holt]: It's okay, well I don't think me talking will bring everyone back?

2008-06-11 [Eloura]: You never know! (sorry for being gone solong i wasn't on the comp)

2008-06-11 [Zel Holt]: Well, I know alot and that's from expearience. (It's ok)

2008-07-17 [Mortified Penguin]: I think the house zappers are suffering now that the last visitors list has been essentially removed...

2008-07-17 [Zab]: It was suffering far before that.

2008-07-17 [Kyrinn]: Im not suffering. It just means people dont see me. :P Maybe that makes me a stalker? Or ninja, I prefer House Ninja.

2008-07-17 [Mortified Penguin]: Well the recent updates can't be helping...

2008-07-17 [Kyrinn]: you see, there is this nifty little function at the top of the right hand side where all the friends, upload page and such are located. There is a little button at the top to randomly visit a house. And if someone wants to zap, they still can. Now they have TWO lists to go from. :P So house zapping is alive and well. 

2008-07-17 [Paul Doyle]: When the House Zapper gets boring, you're bored by everything and have no hope of becoming intellectually stimulated anytime soon, and it's summer where you live, try the Bug Zapper.

2008-07-21 [Lynyrd Zeppelin]: you should make a link to Wiki Zapper

2008-07-31 [Zel Holt]: *takes one of those new zappy tennas thingies to the large japanese bettles* ZZZTTZZZTTGGTTZZ!!!!

2008-08-03 [Eloura]: O.O ohhh

2008-08-05 [Morningstar Rising]: lot of zapping going around. LOL 

2008-08-05 [Chimes]: I'm zapping :P

2008-08-07 [Paul Doyle]: Zappity-zap-zap, zap-zap! Oops, the barbecue grill is directly underneath the bug zapper.

So who's up for shish-kebabs?

2008-08-08 [Morningstar Rising]: you mean shish-bugbabs. LOL

2008-08-08 [Mortified Penguin]: No, no... Shish-kebugs sounds better...

2008-08-08 [Paul Doyle]: Ancient Chinese Secret?

2008-08-08 [Zel Holt]: lol.

2008-08-13 [// Grace //.And..Bend]: Mega ultra chicken.

2008-08-13 [Zel Holt]: ?

2008-08-27 [blue cavalier]: They might sell mega ultra chicken at ultra foods..
I'll def. go check for you! ^_^

2008-08-28 [Eloura]: ZAP!!!

2008-08-28 [Paul Doyle]: Carcinogens might be a concern.

2008-08-28 [blue cavalier]: No way. Its not radiated chicken!

2009-01-08 [hammersmashface]: lol i zap and block ever house i ben to one day ill have every one on block...

2009-01-08 [Linderel]: That's certainly an... interesting approach.

2009-01-08 [hammersmashface]: lol yeah but weni got em all blocked ill unblock you all jsut to see if i can make it thru every house :D

2009-01-09 [Zel Holt]: lol

2009-01-09 [Eloura]: *walks in*

2009-01-09 [Zel Holt]: Greetings!

2009-01-09 [Eloura]: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-01-09 [Zel Holt]: ^_^ How are you?

2009-01-09 [Eloura]: ^.^ Hi HI!! I be ok, tired so tired but good! You?

2009-01-10 [Zel Holt]: That's good, I'm doing rather well. ^_^

2009-01-10 [Eloura]: yay!!! *giggles* YAY YAY YAY!!!!!!!

2009-01-10 [Zel Holt]: Hehe ^_^

2009-01-10 [Aliz]: CHEESE :D

2009-01-10 [Zel Holt]: YEAH! CHEESE! XD

2009-01-11 [Eloura]: YAY CHEESE!!!

2009-01-11 [Zel Holt]: Go cheese! (^_^)b

2009-01-11 [Eloura]: cheese is yummy lol

2009-01-11 [Zel Holt]: Espescialy swiss!

2009-01-11 [Eloura]: CHI (^,,^) <--- mouse!

2009-01-12 [Aliz]: O.o I thought it looked more like a happy skull XD

2009-01-12 [Eloura]: *laughs* That to ^^' I couldn't make a mouse lol ^^'

2009-01-12 [Aliz]: aww D: have a chocolate <3

2009-01-12 [Zel Holt]: Have Pocky. ^_^

2009-01-13 [Eloura]: *chis* YAY!!! thankies!!!

2009-06-18 [Hedda]: If you haven't noticed it:

If you add yourself to someone's last visitor list, you can now select to autoadd yourself to the house of everyone you visit.

2009-06-18 [Mortified Penguin]: Lies!

2009-06-18 [Hedda]: Eh, what?

2009-07-09 [Miaye]: hi ^_^

2009-07-09 [your naked night]: hi

2009-07-09 [Miaye]: whats going on?

2013-04-04 [Kbird]: Omg...now I know what to call myself! XD

2015-04-13 [Miaye]: Cheese?

2015-04-13 [Kbird]: Yes, cheese. It is the answer to everything.

2015-04-14 [Mortified Penguin]: Even multiple choice quizzes! It's always just "cheese".

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