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Great American Dreamers <-------These are the people who the quotes come from and their name for their pages.

Ok...I was going through and if you post shit on here....

1) This is a light-hearted page for funny quotes..yea...go figure.

2) Don't put shit on here that is sappy and sad unless there's like..i dunno...a sad holiday declared.

3) I can and WILL take down stuff I don't like. Not to be mean but I just read something that pissed me the HELL off because it wasn't funny and it was just...angering. 

~The Duck (Creator, Owner, Whatever)



Because of expanding needs we have broken this page up into several more pages. ANd by "we" I mean "me". So if you don't like it dont bother Courney with your complainrs. In fact, don't bother me either. Deal with it hobo!

Quotes of the Great American Dreamers 1-All those funny quotes that used to make up this page can now be found here....

Ranting For The Dream-You got something to say? Then Say it here. Maybe someone will listen...

Duck is An Animal-Supported by the Great American Dream, a Wiki for Courtney [Diab Soule]

insert "dumbass" here-A wonderful wiki made by [Diab Soule] that attacks stupid dumbasses on elftown. Hope you're not on here....haha

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2005-01-01 [Shiken]: drunkenness wheeeeee!!!!

2005-01-01 [Alcatraz Out Patient]: Haha...I hate New Year's...

2005-01-01 [scary_mary_]: aww why? I love it! I got my firstest new years kiss last night, it was sweeeeeeeeeet :) yay mesa

2005-01-02 [Alcatraz Out Patient]: I was depressed when I said that...But I do like New Year's...Somewhat.

2005-01-03 [scary_mary_]: i love you ladie, and on wednesday, or however you spell it, i have a present for you, nothing special, but it is for you!

2005-01-04 [Alcatraz Out Patient]: ...A Present! For me!?!...Why a present for me? I don't need nothin'. And you already gave me a Christmas gift.

2005-01-21 [dendrite.]: GO TO MY HOUSE AND SEE COURTNEY!!!

2005-02-05 [dontKIKmeimdown]: New quote on the quotes page...

2005-02-05 [dendrite.]: I loves you Sara!

2005-02-19 [dontKIKmeimdown]: 2 new quotes! from last night

2005-02-28 [Explosive Kittens]: stuff

2005-02-28 [Elven Mouse]: lala

2005-03-04 [dendrite.]: FWACK!

2005-03-19 [Explosive Kittens]: ish fun foe the whole family but i need toiadd mores

2005-03-30 [Neon Tiger]: OMG CANKLES! How I love thee! :x teehee

2005-05-04 [DrunkWithDeath]: WEE! I'M LAST!

2005-05-05 [Elven Mouse]: lol ok

2005-05-05 [dendrite.]: cock blockers..funny

2005-05-05 [DrunkWithDeath]: YOU STOLE MY LASTNESS BITCHES! AHH! *splodes*!

2005-05-06 [Elven Mouse]: lol *splode Panda Splode*

2005-05-06 [dendrite.]: everybody splodes!

2005-05-06 [DrunkWithDeath]: *double spldes!*

2005-05-06 [scary_mary_]: holy crap. im not cleaning this up.

2005-05-06 [dontKIKmeimdown]: ill get the mop...

2005-05-06 [Taxicab Messiah]: I think we'll need more than a mop...

2005-05-06 [dendrite.]: o.o trashcan?

2005-05-06 [Diab Soule]: *runs through kicking up a HUGE dust storm and steals Sara and they go to Russia and steal all the vodka* BWAHA!

2005-05-06 [dendrite.]: O.o *coughs* dusty.. o.o

2005-05-07 [Elven Mouse]: you fools all of ya...I love Sara

2005-05-07 [dendrite.]: bwhahahahaha caus we are waco people? o.o

2005-05-07 [Elven Mouse]: yeah but you know im a waco freak too

2005-05-07 [dendrite.]: XD of course you are EVERYONE IS!!!! *hugs and does a dance jig* fucktastic!

2005-05-07 [Elven Mouse]: so glad i was raised here...

2005-05-07 [dendrite.]: ehehe *sighs* but you've got to leave waco someday

2005-05-07 [Elven Mouse]: maybe maybe not...i want to leave but i have friends here and i hate to leave them...but if i do leave it wont be too far away

2005-05-07 [dendrite.]: yeah me to ^_^ I might like move to dallas oro something lol

2005-05-07 [Elven Mouse]: lol maybe not dallas bc i would get frustrated over the traffi....

2005-05-07 [Taxicab Messiah]: Waco...Sucks. I am so glad I'm not from here.

2005-05-07 [Diab Soule]: What the hell are you talking about? You fucking go to Waco High.

2005-05-07 [Taxicab Messiah]: But I'm not from here! I was born in California like a mo fo.

2005-05-10 [dontKIKmeimdown]: I wish i was anywhere but here

2005-05-10 [dendrite.]: lmao

2005-05-10 [Taxicab Messiah]: Awwe, it's ok Sara. There are worse places than heres.

2005-05-10 [scary_mary_]: Yea. Im glad i wont be here for more than another year. But Ill come visit i swear!

2005-05-10 [dendrite.]: I hate waco -_-

2005-05-11 [scary_mary_]: i would hate it, except it is the only place that i can go where i know i'll see someone i know at some point.

2005-05-11 [dendrite.]: this is true *nods*

2005-05-11 [Taxicab Messiah]: Haha. : )

2005-05-11 [Diab Soule]: Yea well...if any of you didn't live in Waco, you probably wouldn't be the way you are right now. You grew up here. This place, whether you like it or not, is where you're from. These are your roots.'s because of Waco that we have this damn wiki. Think about it. In a way...Waco is kind of what has made you who you are. I mean...where do the majority of your friends live? Where did you first get laid? Where is that toxic sludge pit some idiots actually call a lake? Waco. Yep. Sad ain't it?

2005-05-11 [Taxicab Messiah]: Yeah your right, but still, we don't have to like it.

2005-05-11 [dendrite.]: i isnt graduating from that stupid school -_-

2005-05-12 [scary_mary_]: i am, and imma cry. Because now. Imma "grown up" :( atleast Im supposed to kinda be one. But atleast I get to leave soon. Move close to dallas. Woowoo.

2005-05-12 [Diab Soule]: You don't have to like it? You don't like who you are? You don't like your life? And Mary you'll never be a grown up in my book. Grown ups aren't as fucking cute as you dammit. You fell off that damn cute truck but then you chased it down and started driving it....ALLLL THE WAY TO CUTESVILLE BABY!

2005-05-12 [dendrite.]: *whistles*

2005-05-12 [scary_mary_]: lol well okay. im cute. But that truck that i drove, it was the gay truck that Casey fell off of. I had to run him over with it. :)

2005-05-12 [Diab Soule]: *dances with mary* that's because you is am cute AND dangerous! <3

2005-05-12 [scary_mary_]: Yay! :does the cute dangerous dance:

2005-05-12 [dontKIKmeimdown]: i wish someone would let me drive the love truck, then i could hit clayton with it and he wouldnt be scared or worried anymore

2005-05-13 [Taxicab Messiah]: I know my life and I would be better if I was still in California and never had left. You just don't get it Courtney. And quit cornering me damn it.

2005-05-13 [Diab Soule]: You know what? I've just gotten done typing out two long paragraphs of a bunch of shit that would piss all of you off. But I'm doing my best not to. All I'm trying to say is quit complaining.

2005-05-13 [Taxicab Messiah]: Well you don't know what I had. You don't know I miss my fucking brother so much. My other brother Sean's life is so fucked up because of this place. Roy's is going be too I know it. It's starting out the way it is. You know what else? I wish my mom wouldn't have had me. I wish she wouldn't have been pregnant with me because she would be happy back in California. She wouldn't be getting verbally abused everyday of her life. She wouldn't cry all the time because if I wasn't concieved then she wouldn't have married my Father (if he even deserves the title) I hate this place. I love all my friends that I have, but I hate this place. So don't get pissed at me because I think badly of things.

2005-05-13 [dendrite.]: don't say that MaryEllen...

2005-05-13 [Taxicab Messiah]: I've said it before and I said it again, I'll say it for the rest of my life. You can't change the way I think I'm sorry if it upsets you...

2005-05-13 [dendrite.]: I dont want to change the way you think..I don't like it but Im not going to try to change you :(

2005-05-13 [Diab Soule]: Just fucking stop it. Stop thinking of yourself so much that you blame yourself. Don't blame yourself for what other people have done. Don't blame the fact that people are fucked up on the place they grow up either. People make their own decisions. I'm not saying that Waco is my number one favorite place, but nobody has the right to bitch about that kind of bullshit. And it came up out of nowhere. In a wiki that's supposed to focus on humor. I'm sorry about whatever's gone on in your life. But it's not because of "Waco". Shit happens because of what people do. Not because of some stupid town or city.

2005-05-13 [Taxicab Messiah]: Ok. Sorry if that sounded really rude. I've got a lot of mixed emotions right now.

2005-05-13 [dendrite.]: its ok....everything happens for a just go through bad times that you cant help

2005-05-13 [Taxicab Messiah]: Courtney. Shut up. Sorry I don't want to listen to your bull. I don't want to listen to anyones bull. I know what I know. And you have a different fucking view. Don't get mad at me because I actually think differently. Even if it isin't healthy.

2005-05-13 [dendrite.]: *hugs both*

2005-05-13 [Taxicab Messiah]: I'm a bitch too. So I understand what your saying. I'm sorry I've been rude. I'm like one of the bitchiest people I know (most people just haven't seen me in my bitchiest) but I am sorry for what I just said. I bet it set you off...

2005-05-13 [Diab Soule]: Yea it did. But I'm not even going to start in on it. 

2005-05-13 [dendrite.]: should i leave you two alone? :(

2005-05-13 [Taxicab Messiah]: I'm sorry...Fuck I'm such a bitch...I'm sorry...I'm sorry, I'm sorry...Can you forgive me?

2005-05-13 [Diab Soule]: It's not a fucking thing. It doesn't matter. We were both being assholes. I'm sorry too. It's not a big deal.

2005-05-13 [Taxicab Messiah]: Ok. ::holds arms out for a hug:: Hmm?

2005-05-13 [Diab Soule]: ::hugs you tight and licks your nose:: Well duh.

2005-05-13 [Taxicab Messiah]: ::does my little sqeal:: Eee! Thank you ladies! ::kiss your cheek:: I LOVE YOU!

2005-05-13 [Diab Soule]: I love you too ladie. You know I do. :) <3

2005-05-13 [Taxicab Messiah]: I thought you started hating me for serious.

2005-05-13 [dendrite.]: *eats cheetos* =/

2005-05-13 [Taxicab Messiah]: Eww...

2005-05-13 [dendrite.]: ehh u dont like cheetos?

2005-05-13 [dendrite.]: *drinks a mountain dew*

2005-05-13 [Taxicab Messiah]: Nope.

2005-05-13 [Taxicab Messiah]: Hmm what kind of Mountain Dew?

2005-05-13 [dendrite.]: just regular ^^

2005-05-13 [dontKIKmeimdown]: wow, its turned into a regular slumber party here...

2005-05-13 [Diab Soule]: your moms a slumber party XD

2005-05-13 [dontKIKmeimdown]: no she aint fun like that, shes more like a tuperware party

2005-05-13 [Taxicab Messiah]: I don't like regular Dew that much. But I'll drink it. I like the Black Moutain Dew.

2005-05-14 [scary_mary_]: sara! dont say mean thingys about mommy! she loves you, even if you were a mistake.

2005-05-14 [Taxicab Messiah]: Mary if Sara was a mistake...Doesn't that mean you were too?

2005-05-14 [dendrite.]: O.o black mountain dew ?! theres a black mountain dew!!!! *faints*

2005-05-14 [Taxicab Messiah]: Yes there is...It's called Pitch Black.

2005-05-14 [Diab Soule]: Yea but it's grape. Ick.

2005-05-14 [scary_mary_]: but its puuuuurrrrple!!

2005-05-14 [dontKIKmeimdown]: they should make berry blast moutain dew or something...make it blue

2005-05-14 [Taxicab Messiah]: Grape is good. And yes, it's purple. But really dark purple that looks black. : ) One of my favorite colors. Hmm Berry Blast...Don't they have something like that?

2005-05-14 [dontKIKmeimdown]: yeah but its all red like isnt it? i want BLUE!

2005-05-14 [scary_mary_]: i want red, can I have a red candy?

2005-05-14 [dendrite.]: i had teh pitch black!!! TWAS YUMMIE!!

2005-05-15 [Taxicab Messiah]: Yepperoonies!

2005-05-15 [dendrite.]: teeeee *hugs*

2005-05-15 [Taxicab Messiah]: : ) ::floats away::

2005-05-15 [Elven Mouse]: i agree with sara we need a barry blast dew thats blue

2005-05-16 [Taxicab Messiah]: Yes.

2005-05-16 [Diab Soule]: No. NO MORE SHEIST DEW!!! THE ORIGINAL IS BEST!!! ....cept for Livewire and Code Red because those are some pimp shit. Fo sho. LOOKY I'M TALKING NIGGANESE!!! CUDDIE FO SHO!

2005-05-16 [Taxicab Messiah]: Haha! Nigganese? What the fuck.

2005-05-16 [Diab Soule]: You know!! The language those ghetto fabalous peoples speak!

2005-05-16 [Taxicab Messiah]: I know what you mean...But I've never heard it called that. Haha. It's crazy...Like Pop-Tarts.

2005-05-16 [Diab Soule]: AHHHH!H!!!! *rolls in mud and hugs you then runs away screaming about leprachauns and giant super men with octagonal bodies*

2005-05-16 [Taxicab Messiah]: AHH! ::cries::

2005-05-16 [scary_mary_]: Mary ma'am im eating pot tarts right now, and it doesnt seem crazy to me... but i could be wrong.

2005-05-16 [Taxicab Messiah]: Pop-Tarts themselves are crazy...Not just eating them...But I could be wrong on that...I was just pulling a Jessie.

2005-05-16 [scary_mary_]: oh. well you dont need to be pulling on jessie when you're talking to use, wait until youre alone.

2005-05-16 [scary_mary_]: i know, it's only a joke no need to retaliate, im leaving real quick anyway. joey's taking me home.

2005-05-16 [Taxicab Messiah]: ::so confused::

2005-05-16 [Diab Soule]: *so stoned*

2005-05-17 [Taxicab Messiah]: That is icky.

2005-05-17 [scary_mary_]: uh huh. hey mary ellen, are we going to the show on friday, devin says he is playing... <3 so i assume that means grimloc

2005-05-17 [Taxicab Messiah]: No. Grimloc isin't playing I don't think. Devin is a part of MFS now, I believe. But I want to go, just don't know if we'll have a ride lady.

2005-05-17 [Diab Soule]: Haha. Yea. And with the way he used to talk shit about them too. Eh desperate times I suppose.

2005-05-17 [Taxicab Messiah]: ::shrug::

2005-05-17 [Diab Soule]: Yea I told Brendan I'd go but I'm gonna have to pray to God that Robbie will give me a ride.

2005-05-17 [Taxicab Messiah]: I'm hoping Mary can find us us a ride.

2005-05-17 [scary_mary_]: we have ride with josh.

2005-05-17 [scary_mary_]: and i need my glasses back... :)

2005-05-17 [Taxicab Messiah]: Haha ok. Oh yeah...I should have given them to Sara...

2005-05-17 [scary_mary_]: yea probably... til then ill just lean a little closer to the monitor...

2005-05-17 [Taxicab Messiah]: Haha I am sorry chika.

2005-05-18 [dendrite.]: :p glasses are teh shit

2005-05-18 [Diab Soule]: No. I'm the shit. :P

2005-05-18 [dendrite.]: ok yes you are the fucking shit! XP

2005-05-18 [Diab Soule]: Damn straight.

2005-05-18 [dontKIKmeimdown]: i have something to giver you Duckie ladie...something I *made* for you!

2005-05-18 [Diab Soule]: WEAALLLY?! WHAT IT BE?! 

2005-05-18 [dontKIKmeimdown]: its very small, and yellow and i made it in like two minutes but it wasnt done for weeks

2005-05-18 [dendrite.]: O.o a furry animal wait people cant make animals >_<

2005-05-18 [Diab Soule]: It's a DUCK! IT'S A FREAKIN DUCKY!

2005-05-18 [dendrite.]: duckies ^_^ must quote the duck must quote the duck

2005-05-18 [scary_mary_]: it is a duck! i saw it!

2005-05-18 [Diab Soule]: I KNOWED IT!

2005-05-19 [scary_mary_]: i knowed it too! cause i have it on my dresser right now... :) it has a hole in it for incense or however you spell that.

2005-05-19 [Diab Soule]: ....if one of you doesn't bring it to me soon, I'm gonna be a sad ducky. Yea. 

2005-05-19 [scary_mary_]: sara says maybe she'll be able to later tonight :)

2005-05-19 [dendrite.]: grrr fuckin taco bell

2005-05-19 [scary_mary_]: what wrong with taco bell?

2005-05-19 [dendrite.]: they puts the tomatoes on my soft taco i hate tomatoes their...slimy and nasty eww

2005-05-20 [scary_mary_]: ohh...i remember when we were littler, sara liked tomatos a whole lot, she ate them like apples, it was kinda icky...

2005-05-20 [dontKIKmeimdown]: when we were little? ill eat them like that now! Yumm yumm in my tumm...hahaha

2005-05-20 [scary_mary_]: yummy yummy ive got love in my tummy...i mean...EW sara you are sick.

2005-05-20 [Taxicab Messiah]: My little brother eats tomatoes like apples. It's crazy.

2005-05-21 [dendrite.]: tomatoes are disgusting yuck

2005-05-21 [scary_mary_]: i odnt think they are gross, just by themselves.

2005-05-21 [dendrite.]: oh yeah thats definetly nasty

2005-05-22 [Taxicab Messiah]: ::shrug::

2005-05-22 [dontKIKmeimdown]: you all are gay...tomatoes rock my socks and ur gay :p

2005-05-22 [Taxicab Messiah]: Haha.

2005-05-23 [scary_mary_]: im not gay. You know im not gay.

2005-05-23 [Diab Soule]: YES I AM! Halfway. I'll give you a tomato.

2005-05-23 [scary_mary_]: lol!

2005-05-23 [Nevinz]: why are you talking about Tomatoes? lets break the word down Toma-Toes, Toma in my language means To Much, Toes in my language means, smelly things that are used to help walk upon other things, so your really eating to much smelly things ;) behold i am chris i know all!

2005-05-23 [dontKIKmeimdown]: you...are dumb. and you dont know all coz sam asked you my bra size and YOU DIDNT KNOW!!! So HAHAHAHA! :P I love you!

2005-05-23 [scary_mary_]: and. the word toe. there is no E in tomatos.

2005-05-23 [dendrite.]: what do u do when your in love witha guy thats your best friend...

2005-05-23 [scary_mary_]: i dont know, the only times thats happened with me we realized we liked each other at the same time, and it was obvious to both of us. so it was just like *magic boom* we were going out. Why don't you ask him if he likes you?

2005-05-23 [dendrite.]: mmmm Im to stupid to o.o he's going through a very rough time and I just dont know how to be there for him i told him I'd travel the world to get to him

2005-05-23 [scary_mary_]: awww

2005-05-24 [Nevinz]: why travel the world? just take a plane directly to him? gosh...dont go overboard, some ppl cant swim that well, anyways...ummm...just tell him, i talked to my fiance about me liking her, and i asked her out, she never said yes, instead she kissed me, i said wow, she kissed me again, i asked if that was a yes, she kissed me one more time, i told her i took that as a hell yes, and the moral of this story is? i really dont give a shit if tomatos doesnt have an e.......;p

2005-05-24 [scary_mary_]: hahah

2005-05-24 [dendrite.]: lol u know what i mean >_> I told him that I loved him and he told me he loved me back but we're just real good friends now ^_^ tomatoeness o.o

2005-05-24 [Taxicab Messiah]: Haha.

2005-05-25 [scary_mary_]: THERE IS NO E IN TOMATO!!!! okay, and i love you all.

2005-05-25 [Taxicab Messiah]: ::sticks tounge out::

2005-05-25 [scary_mary_]: :P haha, he did it for me.

2005-05-25 [dendrite.]: some people at waco high should die...I dont know if you guys saw this or not it was over by the cooper wing but read my diary to find out

2005-05-25 [Taxicab Messiah]: I heard about that. It pissed me the fuck off. I nearly got into a fight this morning too, with the little black chick. Damn I hate the people at my school.

2005-05-25 [dendrite.]: it made me severely did? over what...I hate them to your not the only one

2005-05-25 [dontKIKmeimdown]: IM GLAD I DONT GO TO NIGGER HIGH ANYMORE!!! There are a lot of black people there, but there are even more niggers there

2005-05-25 [dendrite.]: *agrees*

2005-05-26 [Taxicab Messiah]: In short, water was thrown on me, I cussed the chick out and demanded an apology, she didn't give me one and walked off, I went after her, and I was stopped by a friend before I hit her.

2005-05-26 [dendrite.]: whoa :o if I saw you I wouldve done it for you

2005-05-26 [Taxicab Messiah]: Haha.

2005-05-26 [dendrite.]: yup

2005-05-26 [Taxicab Messiah]: ::dances::

2005-05-26 [dendrite.]: so cute ^_^

2005-05-26 [Taxicab Messiah]: Haha.

2005-05-27 [dendrite.]: Im guessing your happy me and James are friends again Bunny? :)

2005-05-27 [Taxicab Messiah]: Yes I am. : ) EEE! YOU MEMEBERED MY NICKNAME!

2005-05-27 [dendrite.]: yayyy of course I did W00T! XD

2005-05-27 [Taxicab Messiah]: Wooo!

2005-05-27 [Taxicab Messiah]: ...Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring banana phone.

2005-05-27 [dendrite.]: :O I want a bannner phone :p *picks it up* hmm no more ringing *spaz's* eep

2009-05-02 [Nevinz]: long time since I've seen my friends

2009-05-02 [Diab Soule]: Everyone is seperated, now.

2009-05-04 [Nevinz]: yea I know, life after high school sucks

2009-05-04 [Taxicab Messiah]: Holy Crap.

2009-05-05 [Nevinz]: Holy crap what?!

2009-05-05 [Taxicab Messiah]: I has no idea.

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