2011-06-23 [Paul Doyle]: *facepalm* Here we go again with the mock-extortion . . .
2011-10-24 [kians mummy]: I think that's a bit extreme, that hardly gives anyone the chance, out of all the people on elf12, there is 8 members on here, also there isn't even 80 members who use Elftown in one day.
2011-10-24 [Teufelsweib]: well, if we have so little members in the first place we wouldn't be needing any more patrollers at all than we already have.
2014-12-19 [Mortified Penguin]: I'm pretty sure I'm owed a patroller badge.
2015-02-08 [Mortified Penguin]: Still waiting on that patroller badge!
2015-02-09 [Stephen]: Not enough reports filed, Penguin. Gotta try harder. :3
2015-02-09 [Mortified Penguin]: Psh, I don't need to file reports. I get special privileges, remember? *holds up documentation claiming Mort is a special needs child*
2015-02-10 [Stephen]: While none of us would deny for a minute that you may indeed be a very special needs child, this isn't the kind of privilege you're entitled to. Sorry.
2015-04-03 [Stephen]: Good luck! :)
2015-04-03 [Mortified Penguin]: You too!
2015-04-03 [kians mummy]: Thanks x
2015-04-03 [Mortified Penguin]: You're welcome!
2016-04-11 [Mortified Penguin]: Still waiting on that patroller badge...
2016-04-12 [Alexi Ice]: I'm the only one here so you will prob be waiting a good while
2016-04-12 [Mortified Penguin]: I could always just add the badge myself and let myself into the forums. >:o
2017-01-12 [Mortified Penguin]: I remember that time you went to Bob's Diner right now. Ah, yes... I remember it as if it were RIGHT DAMN NOW. GO.
Anyway, whatever happened to that patroller badge I was promised that I earned after many years of dedicated service to Elftown?
2017-02-04 [Stephen]: Since Elftown is.. let's say, sleepy, at the moment, the requirements for reports are being changed to 30.
If you think you quality for the new report limit (it use to be 80), leave a comment here and a Guard will look into it. :)
2017-02-04 [Mortified Penguin]: I qualify!