26.6 cpd/9709 cpy
18.6 cpd/6789 cpy
15.2 cpd/5548 cpy
15.3 cpd/5580 cpy
14.6 cpd/5333 cpy
13.5 cpd/4924 cpy
13.6 cpd/4972 cpy
12.5 cpd/4563 cpy
11.4 cpd/4165 cpy
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2019-07-06 [Nuktae-tal]: Hahahha this is fun!
2019-07-06 [Mortified Penguin]: *Godzilla pats your head... Into the ground*
2019-07-06 [Pied Crow]: Awww, sweetie, you shouldn't have!
2019-07-07 [Mortified Penguin]:
2019-07-07 [Foxy Shazam]: There should be a bobs diner discord server.
2019-07-08 [Pied Crow]: No way, Foxy! Then Mort-bird could make fun of my weird choice in profile pics!
Also, good one, Mort-bird. ... They are kinda...
2019-07-09 [Mortified Penguin]: There's a Bob's Diner Telegram!
2019-07-11 [Pied Crow]: Oh, of course. The alternative to Discord that's existed for years yet somehow no one uses it nearly as much.
2019-07-11 [Pied Crow]: ... So, how wrong am I?
2019-07-11 [Yuriona]: I'm not sure a scale exists that can accurately measure that.
2019-07-11 [Mortified Penguin]: Telegram is nothing but furries and terrorists.
2019-07-13 [Pied Crow]: If that were true, Mort-bird, then wouldn't its chat function be disabled?
2019-07-15 [Mortified Penguin]: Hopefully someday they'll do something about those furries... someday.
2019-07-15 [Yuriona]: Not likely... unless you can get them recognized as a visible minority. >_>
2019-07-16 [Pied Crow]: I did see furries being talked about for a straight two minutes in one of those three-letter agency shows. But, they were talking about them in a positive light. Does that count?
2019-07-27 [Mortified Penguin]: NO.
2019-07-27 [Mortified Penguin]:
2019-07-27 [Mortified Penguin]:
2019-07-28 [Nuktae-tal]: I bet they had an actual good design then Tay came in like bitches my face is my mother fucking face!
2019-07-28 [Nuktae-tal]: Toasty posty!
2019-08-11 [Noxingale]: So many invites... ok, I'm here. What's on the menu?
2019-08-12 [Pied Crow]: How about a crow pie?
2019-08-12 [Noxingale]: Haha is that the special? :P
2019-08-13 [Pied Crow]: Uh! I dunno why I said that, being eaten is disgusting. And, property damage is uncool and expensive! Oh-so expensive!
2019-08-15 [Mortified Penguin]: *backhands Noxingale to the floor* THERE'S ONLY 16 DAYS REMAINING UNTIL THE END OF THE FRISCAL YEAR! COMMENT MORE! *fronthands Noxingale back upright*
2019-08-15 [Mortified Penguin]: *goes back to not commenting for months at a time*
2019-08-15 [Pied Crow]: There you are! I was beginning to wonder if
2019-08-18 [Nuktae-tal]: Why would we comment?!
2019-08-18 [Nuktae-tal]: Also the protein shakes here are totally not filled with bugs.
2019-08-18 [Sheamus Finn]: Wait are those protein shakes?
2019-08-19 [Yuriona]: That's what they're marketed as.
2019-08-19 [Pied Crow]: Oh, sure. And the szechuan sauce is filled with maple syrup.
2019-08-19 [Mortified Penguin]: And the maple syrup is filled with pine syrup.
2019-08-19 [Pied Crow]: But, what's inside the second B in BBQ sauce?
2019-08-19 [Yuriona]: There isn't maple syrup in Szechuan sauce. Not any more anyways. China is mad at Canada because it did what the US said to do, so its just soy sauce with molasses now. Or maybe it was tar...
B is for BEES!!
2019-08-20 [Pied Crow]: No, no, no, b as in bees are b as in bugs, which go into the protein shakes...as mentioned earlier. Do we not keep these things separated?
2019-08-20 [Yuriona]: Bees are Bugs. Why separate them? More is less after all!
2019-08-21 [Pied Crow]: I agree the bees should go into the Szechaun, but I don't think they go into the BBQ!
But, what do I know? I'm just a lowly worker bee... Even though that's not the quote at all...
2019-08-23 [Mortified Penguin]: BEES GO IN YOUR ASS. *unsheathes a funnel*
2019-08-23 [Mortified Penguin]: EIGHT DAYS REMAIN.
2019-08-23 [Mortified Penguin]:
2019-08-25 [Pied Crow]: :(
2019-08-26 [Mortified Penguin]:
2019-08-26 [Yuriona]: There's nothing worse than a forklift in your throat.
2019-08-27 slamdunkjesus: If they get free milk, then I get free milk. This is not negotiable. I'm open to suggestions.
2019-08-27 [Mortified Penguin]: Oh hey, it's that guy again! SHUT THE HELL UP AND RINSE THESE TURTLES OFF. THIS IS A CAPITALIST DINER, WE DON'T HAND OUT FREE MILK, YOU COMMIE. *angrily slams the bag of turtles onto the floor*
*chain smokes three cigars while counting a stack of gold coins*
2019-08-28 [Pied Crow]: Why are you trying to make me say weird things about chewing up that delicious metal?
2019-08-31 [Mortified Penguin]: I prefer the taste of granite. Also... 21 HOURS REMAIN.
2019-08-31 [Yuriona]: Someone has some crazy fetishes around here. Or you've started a new ad campaign.
2019-08-31 [Pied Crow]: Mort-bird! Who writes your jokes? They're boffo funny!
2019-09-01 [Mortified Penguin]: DANG IT. IT'S ALREADY TOMORROW IN SWEDEN. This wiki is now more than 15-years-old.
2019-09-02 [Yuriona]: Then it should act its age!
2019-09-02 [Nuktae-tal]: Wow fifteen we are praxtically teenagers!
2019-09-04 [Pied Crow]: How long until we realize the register hasn't been working?
2019-09-04 [Mortified Penguin]: The money sock is busted again?! *starts pulling wires out of the sock and connecting them to other wires*
2019-09-04 [Mortified Penguin]: Happy alleged birthday, disturbing crow monster!
2019-09-04 [Mortified Penguin]: *pours a can of diesel fuel into the sock and pulls the starter cord*
*it revvs up for a second and spits out a thick cloud of black smoke before dying*
Damn it... Pretty sure this thing needs a new motor again... *grabs a machete off the weapon rack and heads down to Home Depot*
2019-09-05 [Pied Crow]: Who the what now? Oh! Thank you, Mort-bird! I'd write your birthday down in my notes, but I don't know how to get your month and day.
2019-09-05 [Yuriona]: Don't get motors from Home Depot. They never last.
2019-09-06 [NukleaЯ EveЯgloW™]: I'm surprised to still see people here :O It's been forever since I've been on this site.
2019-09-07 [Pied Crow]: Better late than never. Now, go make a new motor!
2019-09-18 [Mortified Penguin]:
2019-09-18 [Yuriona]: You did. You said its your favorite dick box.
2019-09-21 [Mortified Penguin]:
2019-09-21 [Mortified Penguin]: I forgot how to get it to fit perfectly into the badge slot without editing the badge slot. But I'm too lazy to fix it...
2019-09-21 [Yuriona]: And I'm too lazy to remove it.
2019-09-21 [Pied Crow]: Why not copy-paste one and edit it?
2019-09-22 [Yuriona]: That would require far too much effort.
2019-09-23 [Mortified Penguin]: To access my badge slot, I have to copy the html from Elfpack and paste it on Elftown and change all the instances of "Elfpack" to "Elftown". And it's funner to sneak it into the badge slot without it being in the badge slot, since in the past, guards would try to remove it, but not know how. Now there is only Yuri, who is highly unprofessional and won't let me provoke her for fun.
2019-09-24 [Pied Crow]: Oh, I see. I wouldn't say it sounds funner, but I do agree it sounds more fun.
2019-09-24 [Yuriona]: I'm professional! Just not here...
2019-09-25 [Mortified Penguin]: MORE FUNNER.
2019-09-26 [Yuriona]: Only your funner, not mine. :P
2019-09-26 [Pied Crow]: l don't think l have any more funner to give you! I'll need a new bit.
2019-10-13 [Mortified Penguin]:
2019-10-18 [Pied Crow]: That's cool. I like sweet & sour sauce.
2019-10-24 [Mortified Penguin]: HERETIC!
2019-10-24 [Yuriona]: What about Caesar?
2019-10-25 [Pied Crow]: Ooh, l love King Caesar! He's got a great walk.
2019-10-25 [Sagacious Turkey]:
2019-10-27 [Yuriona]: I'll take you word for it. :P
2019-10-28 [Pied Crow]: Seeeen it! l have a friend who's a chicken fanatic, the topic's come up before.
2019-11-06 [Paul Doyle]: Didn't King Caesar get his butt kicked by Mechagodzilla?
2019-11-07 [Pied Crow]: Sure, but that doesn't take away how much l can love his walk in Godzilla Unleashed. :<
2019-11-22 [Alendre]: Godzilla had a leash?
2019-11-22 [Paul Doyle]: Godzilly go walkies? *SKREE-onkwoof
2019-11-22 [Mortified Penguin]: Godziller is the least sexy kaiju.
2019-11-22 [Paul Doyle]: Zilla, on the other hands, seems to have supermodel legs encased in scales?
2019-11-25 [Pied Crow]: That's not a fair comparison. Zilla was designed to be a supermodel! I mean...look at 'em!
2019-11-25 [Pied Crow]: Movie was still shite, though. Cartoon was better.
2019-11-25 [Pied Crow]: The kid's cartoon somehow had better stomps than a PG‑13 film. What's up with that?
2019-11-25 [Mortified Penguin]:
2019-11-25 [Paul Doyle]: "Godzilla: the Series" was definitely a lot better than the Zilla movie. I hope at some point they bring back Zilla Jr. as a sidekick to the real Godzilla, kind of like Anguirus was Godzilla's sidekick in a few movies despite getting the crap kicked out of him every time.
2019-11-25 [Paul Doyle]: They could be bros . . . until, of course, the real Godzilla reveals that he's Zilla Jr's father.
2019-11-25 [Paul Doyle]:
2019-11-26 [Pied Crow]: Aw, that's a nice pic, um, Doyle! It even has an airplane in the background, so you know it's good!
2019-11-27 [Mortified Penguin]:
2019-11-28 [Yuriona]: Can I see it?
2019-11-28 [Mortified Penguin]: Er, no.
2019-11-28 [Yuriona]: Aww dang. :C
2019-11-29 [Sagacious Turkey]:
2019-11-29 [Sagacious Turkey]: Vore me~ uwu
2019-11-30 [Pied Crow]: Does this count?
2019-11-30 [Rainbow Dragonflies]: Made my annual round to check in here and I think I'll have my coffee to go . . .
2019-12-03 [Pied Crow]: Huh? I was just going with what everyone else said! Yeah, that's it...
2019-12-25 [Yuriona]: Merr Christmas.
2019-12-26 [Pied Crow]: l like this new trend of big lizards sticking out their tongue to give Christmas wishes in funny words!
2019-12-31 [Mortified Penguin]:
2019-12-31 [Pied Crow]: Yeah, he sure is freaky looking, but he's still got a nice build! ... He didn't step on anything in his movie, either. At least, not on camera. I've only seem him step on something in that Shin-Chan Crayola feature, and that style was too low in framerate to show the fun of the stomp! Hmph...
2019-12-31 [Pied Crow]: Also... Awww, Ghidorah, that poor hydra dragon. :<
And... Awww; Goji, Rodi, and Mothi are so cute together!
2019-12-31 [Yuriona]: Ghidorah is a bully! He deserved to know what it feels like.
2020-01-01 [Pied Crow]: If Ghidorah's a bully, then what's Destoroyah?
2020-01-01 [Paul Doyle]: Legendary KG's original Kevin head (the severed one seen again at the end of the 2019 movie) deserves his own full kaiju. There's no way he could be as annoying as Godzooky or Minilla.
2020-01-01 [Paul Doyle]: Destoroyah is pretty much evil incarnate. If they ever made a big-budget version of the 1995 flick without really changing the plot, that could be something special (and tearjerking)---though that would also require about 3 movies having Baby Godzilla/Littl
2020-01-02 [Pied Crow]: Good answer! You know your stuff...unlike me, who only knows things on a surface level.
2020-01-02 [Pied Crow]: .......... And, yeah, hit me. What's "Legendary KG's original Kevin head"?
2020-01-02 [Paul Doyle]: That was the really derpy head on KG's left that kept being picked on by the dominant head, and also the one that was origianlly severed before it grew back.
2020-01-03 [Mortified Penguin]:
2020-01-04 [Pied Crow]: Haha, wow. KG? What ever could KG possibly mean? It's not like we were just talking about King Ghidorah, whose initials happen to be KG. ... I amaze myself sometimes...
Don't really get why we're saying Kevin, but I understand enough of what's going on now.
2020-01-04 [Pied Crow]: If it'd mean a single-headed bipedal dragon, l'm down. I love those!
2020-01-08 [Pied Crow]: Free Kevin!
2020-01-11 [Pied Crow]: Wait, what am l doing making an obscure reference? I have this l wanted to force upon your eyes:
2020-01-12 [Pied Crow]: So, that's how it is! Poor guy...
2020-01-15 [Mortified Penguin]:
2020-01-15 [Yuriona]: That is wrong on so many levels. Makes me wanna git ma gun and shoot me a possum!
2020-01-16 [Mortified Penguin]:
2020-01-16 [Mortified Penguin]: *eats ramen*
2020-01-17 [Paul Doyle]: Meanwhile in the hills of Alabama . . .
2020-01-17 [Pied Crow]: So, we're all sure it's "possum" and not "opossum"?
2020-01-17 [Mortified Penguin]: Possums are Australian. Opossums are North American.
2020-01-17 [Pied Crow]: So, that's how it is!
2020-01-20 [Mortified Penguin]: And Oopossums are Canadian.
2020-01-20 [Mortified Penguin]: Which doesn't count as North America. Apparently.
2020-01-28 [Pied Crow]: Mort-bird, don't you have some memes to post?
2020-01-28 [Pied Crow]: I mean, if you leave me alone for long enough, l'll eventually try getting us back on a kaiju topic or something.
2020-01-30 [Alendre]: Opossum Kaiju
2020-01-31 [Paul Doyle]: Guinea Pig Kaiju? Oh wait, "South Park" handled that one already.
2020-02-01 [Mortified Penguin]:
2020-02-02 [Pied Crow]: Mort-bird, no! The flavors don't match!
2020-02-02 [Pied Crow]: Speaking of unmatching flavors, Alendre person has a good suggestion. I could go for more furry kaiju!
2020-02-02 [Paul Doyle]: Pink NECCO wafers have an uncanny taste resemblance to Pepto-Bismol. just putting that one out there.
2020-02-02 [Pied Crow]: Ah, that's a good point, Doyle. I don't know what l was doing last night.
2020-02-03 [Yuriona]: Its probably best not to ask such questions. They tend to get answers you wish you didn't know.
2020-02-04 [Pied Crow]: Ain't that the truth!
2020-02-06 [Pied Crow]: Say, I know y'all are aware of sergals, but how about the charr? I really like their hulking build.
2020-02-06 [Pied Crow]: Darn it, l meant... It's almost like they have the stereotypes of sergals, but with the build of the krall.
2020-02-07 [Nuktae-tal]: What?
2020-02-08 [Pied Crow]: Hm... I don't see a typo... Regardless, there a lot of things to "what" at... Which in particular do you need an explanation for?
2020-02-11 [Yuriona]: Perhaps she disagrees with your comparison of charrs having a build of the krall.
2020-02-11 [Mortified Penguin]: Are we talking about different types of cheese in here? WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT DISCUSSING CHEESE ON THE CLOCK?! *bashes Nuk over the head with the register*
2020-02-11 [Mortified Penguin]: Also, table three needs more cheese. They requested Cheddar, but that doesn't really pair well with their wine. Sweet white needs some good Brie, in my opinion. Or perhaps Camembert? Hmm...
"I actually asked for a refill of Sweet T-"
*backhands him across the room*
I TOLD YOU YOU'RE NOT GETTING CHEDDAR.
2020-02-12 [Pied Crow]: Hmm... l don't know, it's the closest l could think of. I don't know know words. Broad-chested and wide shoulders...
2020-02-12 [Pied Crow]: Oops, l mean, um...
*slips some eidar cheese onto table three*
2020-02-16 [Alendre]: As someone who makes cheese this thread got exciting
2020-02-17 [Pied Crow]: Thread? l only know this as a wiki with a comment section.
2020-02-17 [Pied Crow]: Huh? And, it seems l brought the wrong kind of cheese over. Hey, Mort-bird, how are we handling customers? The western way of "The Customer is Always Right" or the eastern way of "Have It Our Way"?
2020-02-17 [Paul Doyle]: Opinions on Velveeta? (Mine: quarantine it , or make it available with a prescription only because it is nasty and questionably "cheese" no matter how well it melts)
2020-02-19 [Pied Crow]: Oh......... I actually really like Velveeta... It's liquid gold!
2020-02-19 [Alendre]: Velveeta/Ameri
2020-02-20 [Pied Crow]: Yeah, I've used that trick before!
2020-02-22 [Mortified Penguin]:
2020-02-22 [Alendre]: *internal screaming*
2020-02-22 [Pied Crow]: That's...not a trick l've used. No, sir, l don't like it.
2020-02-23 [Mortified Penguin]:
2020-02-24 [Pied Crow]: Hmmmm... I don't get it.
2020-02-24 [Alendre]: Joy for there is babycow
2020-02-25 [Paul Doyle]: Udderly moooving.
2020-02-25 [Paul Doyle]:
2020-02-25 [Pied Crow]: All right. I shared your socialist cow. Does this appease you?
2020-02-27 [Alendre]: Fresh Babs
2020-02-27 [Alendre]: I just love babycow so much
2020-02-27 [Pied Crow]: As far as l can tell, this is very wholesome.
2020-03-11 [Mortified Penguin]:
2020-03-12 [Paul Doyle]:
2020-03-15 [Nuktae-tal]: I love all of this.
2020-03-17 [Pied Crow]: ... Uh oh. I forgot what blatantly incorrect name l was using for Nuk.
2020-03-17 [Yuriona]: Don't you just come up with a new one every time?
2020-03-17 [Mortified Penguin]: Necktie-towel?
2020-03-17 [Mortified Penguin]: Anyone die of Corona yet? I did.
2020-03-18 [Pied Crow]: Awww, you do pay attention!
2020-03-18 [Pied Crow]: Oh, Mort-bird... I, uh, I'm sorry for your loss.
2020-03-21 [Nuktae-tal]: I am renovating my parents basement and am allergic to the wood we are cutting... does that count as long as I panick about it enough?
2020-03-21 [Pied Crow]: Oh, Nick-the-Talon
2020-03-22 [Mortified Penguin]: I, on the other hand, refuse to apologize for your allargaes.
2020-03-25 [Paul Doyle]: I am stacking up on Quaker Oats ordered through Liberty Medical, packing on the pounds and growing in a walrus mustache so I can fight off the Diabeetus by watching Wilford Brimley movies.
2020-03-28 [Nuktae-tal]: Diabeetus!!
2020-03-29 [Rainbow Dragonflies]: O - . . . oats . . .