2018-04-20 [Mortified Penguin]: *the anaconda starts trying to eat Misty*
Don't do it, snek! You'll choke!
2018-04-21 [Nuktae-tal]: Yay my buns have been freed! *crushes the bread*
2018-04-21 [Pied Crow]: ........... I'm interested in this.
2018-04-21 [~Crimson Angel~]: *the anaconda explodes from trying to eat the miss tea*
2018-04-21 [Sheamus Finn]: Wait was the bread crushed by the buns or the buns by the bread??
2018-04-21 [Nuktae-tal]: All I know is I rear ended a guy and my trunk got messed up... my junk fell out then the anaconda stole my buns hun!
2018-04-21 [Mortified Penguin]: Uh huh, uh huh. Of course. This all definitely adds up... *slowly reaches for his Employee Motivation Hammer*
2018-04-21 [Sagacious Turkey]: Just use the machete, I'm trying to do repairs here.
*goes back to hammering a railroad spike into a random segment of drywall*... *keeps hammering until the entire wall is nothing but a fine powder on the floor*...
*wipes his brow and takes a long swig off his bottle of Windex before taking the hammer to the floor*
2018-04-21 [Nuktae-tal]: Hahaha
2018-04-22 [Pied Crow]: Oh, Penguin-Bird? I want your Eragon comic finished so I can see how you draw dragons. Chop-chop! Stomp-stomp!
2018-04-22 [~Crimson Angel~]: How red is the rose
How deep is the well
Your feet are like flowers
'Cause boy do they smell!
2018-04-22 [Nuktae-tal]: no poetry allowed in here what does this look like a jam session! * throws jam jar at crimson*
2018-04-22 [Sheamus Finn]: Looks at his drum then lights it on fire....Neverm
2018-04-22 [Mortified Penguin]: *hundreds of ants start swarming the jam on the floor*
Do you want anteaters? Because this is how you get anteaters.
*goes back to not drawing anything ever again, not even conclusions or breaths*
(15h ago) [Pied Crow]: You wouldn't stop drawing even blood, too, would you?!
(15h ago) [Mortified Penguin]: *already died like four hours ago and can't respond*... *eats ramen*...
(15h ago) [Nuktae-tal]: *puts anteater in his ramen that is also filled with ants* This will fix it.
(13h ago) [Mortified Penguin]: *takes an antacid*
(11h ago) [Mortified Penguin]: *Mort gains 1xp*
What's this?! Mort is evolving!
*Mort grows a second arm*
Finally! Two of these things!
*eats ramen with both arms*
(11h ago) [Sheamus Finn]: Hold it, Penguin with two arms? doesn't that make him a matre d?
(10h ago) [Mortified Penguin]: *slaps you with both hands at the same time*
Yes. Go bus table seven.
*tosses you the keys to the bus*