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2018-04-20 [Mortified Penguin]: *the anaconda starts trying to eat Misty*

Don't do it, snek! You'll choke!

2018-04-21 [Nuktae-tal]: Yay my buns have been freed! *crushes the bread*

2018-04-21 [Pied Crow]: ........... I'm interested in this.

2018-04-21 [~Crimson Angel~]: *the anaconda explodes from trying to eat the miss tea*

2018-04-21 [Sheamus Finn]: Wait was the bread crushed by the buns or the buns by the bread?? 

2018-04-21 [Nuktae-tal]: All I know is I rear ended a guy and my trunk got messed up... my junk fell out then the anaconda stole my buns hun!

2018-04-21 [Mortified Penguin]: Uh huh, uh huh. Of course. This all definitely adds up... *slowly reaches for his Employee Motivation Hammer*

2018-04-21 [Sagacious Turkey]: Just use the machete, I'm trying to do repairs here.

*goes back to hammering a railroad spike into a random segment of drywall*... *keeps hammering until the entire wall is nothing but a fine powder on the floor*...

*wipes his brow and takes a long swig off his bottle of Windex before taking the hammer to the floor*

2018-04-21 [Nuktae-tal]: Hahaha

2018-04-22 [Pied Crow]: Oh, Penguin-Bird? I want your Eragon comic finished so I can see how you draw dragons. Chop-chop! Stomp-stomp!

2018-04-22 [~Crimson Angel~]: How red is the rose
How deep is the well
Your feet are like flowers
'Cause boy do they smell!

2018-04-22 [Nuktae-tal]: no poetry allowed in here what does this look like a jam session! * throws jam jar at crimson*

2018-04-22 [Sheamus Finn]: Looks at his drum then lights it on fire....Nevermind....

2018-04-22 [Mortified Penguin]: *hundreds of ants start swarming the jam on the floor*

Do you want anteaters? Because this is how you get anteaters.

*goes back to not drawing anything ever again, not even conclusions or breaths*

(15h ago) [Pied Crow]: You wouldn't stop drawing even blood, too, would you?!

(15h ago) [Mortified Penguin]: *already died like four hours ago and can't respond*... *eats ramen*...

(15h ago) [Nuktae-tal]: *puts anteater in his ramen that is also filled with ants* This will fix it.

(13h ago) [Mortified Penguin]: *takes an antacid*

(11h ago) [Mortified Penguin]: *Mort gains 1xp*

What's this?! Mort is evolving!

*Mort grows a second arm*

Finally! Two of these things!

*eats ramen with both arms*

(11h ago) [Sheamus Finn]: Hold it, Penguin with two arms? doesn't that make him a matre d?

(10h ago) [Mortified Penguin]: *slaps you with both hands at the same time*

Yes. Go bus table seven.

*tosses you the keys to the bus*

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